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Do You Like Coffen Candy?…I Meant Cotten Candy
Death lurks around every corner,but seems that’s just because it wants to be friends 26 yr old🪦 and I write sometimes.
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2nd poll
#black butler#helluva boss#helluva boss x reader#claude faustus#claude faustus x reader#trancy triplets x reader#trancy triplets#senku x reader#hannah anafeloz#hannah annafellows x reader
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Adam and Lute’s Girlfriends Walking into the meeting
Adam
The way I’m picturing it was that Adam is sitting in a room and is projecting himself as the hologram. Charlie would be in the middle of explaining her hazbin hotel when Adam breaks out into song.
“LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THE-!”
“Adam! What are you doing?” You asked as you walked into to his room in your shared loft. You’re face was soft as you slowly flew over and wrapped your arms around his waist. “Oh hello? Are you Charlie?” You asked while nuzzling against Adam.
Charlie nodded frankly at a lost for words. Adam…like this Adam. The first man with everything he acts like has a girlfriend. “I was just going over my plan to redeem sinners. And to stop the ex-“
“SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING YOU BITCH?!”
Adam before she could finish your sentence. But quickly after he felt you smacking the back of his head. “Adam! Language. That is unacceptable.” You turned and smiled at Charlie. “I’m so sorry. I think the idea of sinners being redeemed is very nice.”
Charlie looked at you very confused. Why did he cut her off and look for nervous. Adam was sweating as he saw the gears turn in Charlie’s mind and quickly sat up. “Well that all the time I have left for today, you know first man business! By the way we raised the thing up for 6 months BYE.”
“The thing?…WAIT WHAT?! But what about-“ but before she could finish he was gone.
“Sorry about that love. Where were we?”
“It’s rude to hang up on people Adam.”
“I know but I wanted time with you”
You chuckled and kissed his cheek before walking towards the door. “Dinner is ready Mr. First man.”
Lute
“Got a good 265 this year sir!”
“265!? Holy shit! Pound it danger tits”
Lute and Adam jumped when you walked into the room and smiled. “265 what honey? Oh, hi there.” You said waving excitingly at Charlie. “I’m Y/n”
“Y/n sweetie don’t talk to that scum. You should go back inside.” Lute said while half giving you a hug and half shewing you out of the room.
“But I wanna say hi you say reaching out into the room. Are you hiding something for me? Who’s that I’ve never seen them? Are they in heaven?” You asked to many questions for Lute to answer at once.
“No I’m fro-“
“The party plan agency! That’s what the 265 is for. Remember that family reunion you talked about going to? I bought 265 popsicles.”
“265!? Lute we would never need that much! Thank you honey but that’s not necessary.”
“Would you mind refunding my girlfriend on that please?”
Charlie stared at Lute with an eyebrow raised who was repeatedly making the gesture of sliding Charlie’s throat. “Ummmmm sure?”
“Thank you, I appreciate it!”
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#hazbin hotel lute#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin husk#hazbin adam
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Ding ding it’s a poll!!! I’ll pick two top winners from each poll and put them together, write the winner and keep going to all my drafts are gone
#black butler#helluva boss#helluva boss x reader#claude faustus#claude faustus x reader#alois trancy#hannah anafeloz#hannah annafellows x reader#the dragon prince x reader#dragons#pet dragons#husk x reader#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel lute#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel
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Marco Ikusaba
Y’all don’t understand!!!! I’m watching my future diary and this man has stolen my heart and I don’t even want it back.
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Marco Ikusaba
You felt your eyes well with tears of pure happiness as your legs sprawled over Marco’s shoulders. You could feel like this 24 hours of everyday and never place her hand on this feeling. It was like a warm deep *deep* feeling that grew tighter and tighter for exploding through your whole body. In these types of moments nothing matter but this feeling and of course Marco. You whimper as you feel his throbbing tip pull of you drawing out another moan.
He looked at you with lovely eyes and smile. “Are you okay baby?” All you did was paw at him and chuckle. “I love you….I’m so serious I love you.” You said before pulling him closer. Marco held you you closer and took a deep breath into your hair. You wish you could stay like this forever but you know what that ringtone means. “M-Marco do we have t-“
“Baby don’t be scared.” A raspy voice said “after we get this done it’s just one more step towards being gods.” You smiled nervously before climbing on top of your man and tugging his hair back and going in for his neck. “Ahh- my my you sneaky little thing.” He said while trailing his hand to your back when he heard a car hong.
You nodded your head as Marco gave you a thumbs her and summoned your nerve. You grabbed one end off your Dual corded kukris (yes I know that’s a different weapon) and stabbed into the power box. “Alright let’s do this!” You said as Marco gripped your waist.
You were laughing as you busted through the door as Marco knocked the cop a few paces back. When the cop launched forward all you did was sign as Marco launched a punch into the man’s stomach. “Oh running that highlight re it’s obvious you zigged when you should have zagged.”
“You and your boner for counterattacks.”
(Skipping to the attic)
“I am seventh! Marco Ikusaba!”
“I’m seventh also, y/n l/n”
“Our exchange diaries are the real deal” you say in unison as you toss you phones in between each other. “Game over chumps!”
You watch as the pick haired girl begged the boy to untie her hands and gripped a hold of his knife. “Very well, we’re not against taking you out first girly.” Marco saids before pulling you into a kiss. You grip your diary and one hand and hold his waist in the other.
“Tell me something kiddos? Do you believe in the overwhelming power that is love? See my diary is the testament to our love, it keeps tabs on my baby so I can protect her 24/7.”
“Meanwhile my future diary keeps eyes on him. I’ve got Marco’s gorgeous ass covered and he has mine.”
You pressed your hand against Marcos and smiled as you took of your matching sunglasses. “Behold the power of true fucking love! This is a love match! And our love has been steamrolled way worse than the two of you.”
You gripped the handle of one of you Dual corded kukris and another on the cord near the other blade and swung it towards Yukiteru. “If you stand there this isn’t gonna take long!”
You went stiff you saw the pink haired girl deflect easily. “What- fine how about two at once?!” You said as you grab the middle of the cord and swing both knifes forward only for them to fling both into the ceiling leading to you needing Marcos help to pry them out.
By the time you got them out the girl was rushing to take a jab at you so you jumped down from the attic. You and Marco quickly dragged out the two girls that you attacked earlier to patch up their wounds. “Why our you saving us?”
“Because things are gonna get hot in here and I don’t think you wanna be there when it happens honey.” Marco says
:3 I guys this is a little practice peace I was working too get the flow going I don’t know what other drafts will be coming out but I’m trying to get them done
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Thank you @littlemango420 and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!
Ozzie and Fizzarolli getting Mob boss y/n a fly dog
Precious nuzzled his face against your hand as you continued to stroke his back. “Who’s a good pup! Yeah it’s you!” You giggled as you snuggled the fly dog up to your chest.
Fizzarolli chuckled as he continued to drink his coffee. “Damn Ozz they play with Precious more than I do and it’s my pet.” Ozzie nodded as he continued to flip burgers. “Are you sure it’s not to early for burgers?”
“It’s never to early for burgers!” Fizz began but was cut of by the sound of you slurping next to his ear. “GAHHH babe you know I hate that!” He yelled at you but not really angry. You just giggled and pressed a kiss to his cheek and going to hug Ozzie. “We’ll I’m out! Gotta go back to greed, I’ll see you guys later!” You said while throwing your bag over your shoulder.
As you pulled the door open Precious ran up to you and at first you just giggled and just tried to nudge him away or pick him up and place him in Fizzy’s hands but he quickly pulled out of his arms and back onto you. “Damn, clearly someone has favorites.” Fizzy snorted. You giggled before shaking Precious off your leg again and walked out the door still having to nudge him out the way so you don’t slam the door into him.
Fizzy picked up the small pup and cradled him in his arms. “Aww are you lonely without your mommy?” He said as he held him close. “Let’s go put you in the play pin with your brothers honey.”
When Fizzarolli came back and sat down next to Ozzie. “So how are we gonna plan this out?”
Later that day you jumped onto your bed when you heard a knock on your door. “God dammit.” You groaned before opening your door. “What do you wan-“ you force when there was no one but when you looked down there was a box with air holes. The second you picked up the box who heard panting and felt shifting. You jumped and then slowly lifted the lid and your jaw dropped. Too large beautiful eyes looked up at you. You squealed and rushed back into your room and gently placed the pup on your bed and watch it flop over. You reached into the box and pulled out a card let was lightly misted with a very familiar scent. “To y/n this is Prince, from Ozzie and Fizz”
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Just In case babes
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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Ozzie and Fizzarolli getting Mob boss y/n a fly dog
Precious nuzzled his face against your hand as you continued to stroke his back. “Who’s a good pup! Yeah it’s you!” You giggled as you snuggled the fly dog up to your chest.
Fizzarolli chuckled as he continued to drink his coffee. “Damn Ozz they play with Precious more than I do and it’s my pet.” Ozzie nodded as he continued to flip burgers. “Are you sure it’s not to early for burgers?”
“It’s never to early for burgers!” Fizz began but was cut of by the sound of you slurping next to his ear. “GAHHH babe you know I hate that!” He yelled at you but not really angry. You just giggled and pressed a kiss to his cheek and going to hug Ozzie. “We’ll I’m out! Gotta go back to greed, I’ll see you guys later!” You said while throwing your bag over your shoulder.
As you pulled the door open Precious ran up to you and at first you just giggled and just tried to nudge him away or pick him up and place him in Fizzy’s hands but he quickly pulled out of his arms and back onto you. “Damn, clearly someone has favorites.” Fizzy snorted. You giggled before shaking Precious off your leg again and walked out the door still having to nudge him out the way so you don’t slam the door into him.
Fizzy picked up the small pup and cradled him in his arms. “Aww are you lonely without your mommy?” He said as he held him close. “Let’s go put you in the play pin with your brothers honey.”
When Fizzarolli came back and sat down next to Ozzie. “So how are we gonna plan this out?”
Later that day you jumped onto your bed when you heard a knock on your door. “God dammit.” You groaned before opening your door. “What do you wan-“ you force when there was no one but when you looked down there was a box with air holes. The second you picked up the box who heard panting and felt shifting. You jumped and then slowly lifted the lid and your jaw dropped. Too large beautiful eyes looked up at you. You squealed and rushed back into your room and gently placed the pup on your bed and watch it flop over. You reached into the box and pulled out a card let was lightly misted with a very familiar scent. “To y/n this is Prince, from Ozzie and Fizz”
#fizzaroli helluva boss#helluva boss#helluva boss x reader#asmodeus x reader#asmodeus x fizzarolli#fizzarolli x asmodeus
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I cringe knowing i wrote this 😅 do y’all actually like this?
Baby boy! Claude Faustus x Mommy! Reader
You were Alois business partner and often had meetings over tea. The meetings quickly became gossip sessions about all the noble scums you two spend your time with. You quickly became friends and as such you were at his manor regularly.
And with that you saw his servants more and more. Hannah, you and her were peas in a pod. The triplets often time your and them would dawn over the women and in party and they found your savory personality amusing.
But there was a certain servant that always managed to steal your attention. Claude Faustus.
You where at a picnic outside drinking lemonade with Alois when Claude came by with a fresh pitcher. You shrieked when you felt cold liquid and ice cubes rolling down your cleavage. “What the devil is wrong with you!?” You screamed. You pressed your mouth into a flat line while Claude slowly trailed his eyes down to your breast. Claude held out his arm and smiled. “Come, let me clean you up.” You sighed and glanced at Alois before taking his arm as he took you inside.
The door locked behind you and you groaned as you unbuttoned your blouse. “Goodness, did you have to spill lemonade on me?” You asked as your sat on the bed and exposed your bra. Claude knelt down on his knees in front of you and left out a shaky sigh. “I-I’m sorry Mommy b-but you’ve been gone in the city for 2 months…I couldn’t wait to sneak into your room at night. Please forgive me.”
You sighed in disapproval as your hand ran through is hair. He whimpered and yipped In excitement when you motions him to sit on your thigh. He buried his head in your neck and breathed you in. “Can I…?” He asked. You nodded and his teeth sunk into you. You moaned softly and a growl left his throat as he grinds against you while sucking on your soul. “Mommy~ don’t leave me again.”
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My blog is trash sooo
Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.
Always
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Y’all wanna see my drafts? I’m show you my drafts
#fizzaroli helluva boss#black butler#helluva boss#helluva boss x reader#asmodeus x reader#asmodeus x fizzarolli#fizzarolli x asmodeus#claude faustus#claude faustus x reader
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Alastor X technology obsessed reader
Alastor continued to wrapped his arms around and and sigh as he felt the warm bath water slosh around him. A drop of water landed directly onto his nose as you shook gently on top of him as you giggled at your phone. “Hehe what a fucking idiot!” You cackled as the video continued to play.
“Doe, that is the 4th time you’ve played that damned video.”
“Oh I know baby but it gets better every FffFUCKING time!” You snickered. Alastor gently slide his hands down to your inner thighs and gave them a gentle squeeze but nuzzling his face into your neck. You and Alastor had been sitting in this bath for more than hour to the point that the water was barely lukewarm.
You and Alastor! Talk about an unlikely marriage. You spawned in hell many years after Alastor started killing overlords. You were scrolling on your phone when you bumped into him. “Oh sorry- Oh. My. God!”
“Well hello dar- what are you doing?”
“What’s up guys! It’s me,Y/n you’re favorite burning bitch and you’ll never guess you I just ran into. Alastor the radio de- ouch!” You yelled as Alastor’s cane came down on your hand and knocked your phone out of it. “Sorry my dear but this face was made for radio.” He said as he smiled down at you. Swiftly,he turned as his heel and began to walk away but paused as he felt your arm slipped interlocking with his.
After that you seemed to always find him or maybe he was finding you? You turned a corner- there he was. “Oh well hello my dear!”
“Alastor!” You would squeal and ran into his arms…we’ll actually you ran into and wrapped your arms around him and he just let you. After that you just started actually planning hangouts. “Hey what’s your social? What do you mean you don’t have a phone? H-how do you talk to people?” You asked him you brain seemed to almost be breaking. Alastor simply chucked an patted your head. You looked up at him shocked before smiling and grabbing his wrist to move his hand down to your cheek and nuzzled into it. “You know this would make a great Sinstagram story-“ you said while pulling your phone from your pocket but Alastor quickly pushed your hand down and placed a kiss to your lips. “Don’t ruin it…” he whispered.
Your eyes widened before you pulled him closer by his shirt and kissing him harder fighting for dominance.
You and Alastor actually didn’t take that long to get married surprisingly. You just ran up to Rosie and she said you could have a small ceremony in the town hall with one of Alastor’s servants performed the ceremony. You made a big mistake letting him take photos because his face was almost in none of them and they were all shaky as if he didn’t know how to work a camera but you know he did. You were heartbroken when he left for all those years. He did give you a warning unlike with any of his other friends.
“Darling I just need you to know I love you and will never stop…” he said while running a hand through your hair. “Yeah I know silly hehe.” You answered.
“Good…we’ll I’m afraid I’ll be gone for a good while. I’ll seen soon…” All you did was lay on the bed while scrolling and waving him off. “Shoo shoo” you said like you always did. It was a joke you would later regret making. When you got word that your husband chilling at this lame as hAZbiN HoTEl you nearly broke the door down. You eyes were glowing red and your were snarling. “What the FUCK?!” Angeldust screamed as you burst threw the door. “W-WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GODDAMNED HUSHAND?” For some reason everyone’s head turned to Angeldust. “What!? I ain’t never been high enough to get married and forget about it!”
Your nose twitched in anger. “ALASTOR!” You barked. Alastor at that moment appeared around the corner. “Oh Charlie a new guest- y/n?” He said his smile going down to a grin as it seemed to falter. “My love is that you?” He said as he ran to you clutching his staff tight in hand. “Alastor! You cried before running into his arms and beating your hands on his chest. “You bitch! Y-your left me you left me! I-I hate you!” You screamed but all Alastor did was hold you tighter. “I-I missed you so much.” You cried as you both sunk down to the floor.
“Ummmm Alastor who is that?” Vaggie said breaking the silence.
“Everyone this is my wife Y/n”
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Hey I have like 50 different things in my drafts so everyone who voted I’ll be posting them finally along with some other things that people came out and asked for.
But while I’m here, should we make a fandom name? I know we’re not that big but it might be nice! Maybe something referencing cheese? Idk you guys decide
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