Oh you tiny idiot… got a girlfriend that year. Mistake please never allow me to manifest

Okay but if don’t get a girlfriend by the end of the school year was it even worth it?

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Gwen & Merlin (Merlin), Gwaine & Merlin (Merlin) Characters: Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Gwen (Merlin), Gwaine (Merlin) Additional Tags: BAMF Merlin (Merlin), Powerful Merlin (Merlin), Confident Merlin (Merlin), Merlin's Magic Revealed (Merlin), Sparring, Swordfighting, Training, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Top Merlin (Merlin), Bottom Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Not Canon Compliant Summary:

There might have been a version of him, confronted with this sight, who would crumble and beg for forgiveness, but that Merlin seems so far away now.

At his very core, he supposes he’ll never change; he’ll be the same man who acts without thinking for his own safety, the same man who leaps into fire and lets it engulf him, lets it leave marks, and most importantly, he’ll be the same man who bleeds and bruises for Arthur.

Merlin’s proud of that, even when the man he fights for is pointing a sword at him.

A 'Merlin learns how to use a sword' fic with UST, badass Merlin supremacy, and strong platonic friendships.

Me when my job (installing bumpers) makes me install bumpers: this is rude and unusual punishment

Me, wondering why I feel like I’m being hunted for sport and will need to run at any moment: ow.

The 600 mg of caffeine that I’ve consumed: could be anything…

Give your characters top surgery in fantasy settings. “It’s unrealistic-“

There are entire fucking dragons and spells to raise the undead? You want to tell me that in a world with elves and shit that no one would have made top surgery possible?

Like okay coward.

hey remember it's the, um, the month when we leave comments under ao3 works we read. even a small 'nice fic' can save a writer

Finally picked up the “pen” again and wrote 12k of absolute nonsense but it was nice. Hopefully I can actually hold my self accountable to flesh this out into a proper story.

Yeah let’s kill the not dog

Look I’m no extremeist but maybe don’t make bus drivers keep their windows open in 30 degree weather?

Haveing morals and crying when people yell at you is a very interesting situation.

I mentioned how certain practices by Girl Scouts are immoral and I now am getting screamed at by my mother and the girl scout troop.

Seeing stars every morning is so werid because I diddnt see them for like 8 years.

I’m sorry- what

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

Guys- guys fuck- I’m actually getting sore from reading all the time. I lifted for two hours on Friday and it’s nowhere near as painful as finishing a five book series in a week.

My new truck has a cassette player…

Guys I passed

I'M STUDYING FOR MY PERMIT TEST- HELP?

i'M pretty sure I'll do fine but any help or tips would be awsome.