decafdino
English is a paintbrush I stab the canvas with
He/HimEnglish / EspañolFORMERLY fortunatelydecaffeinateddinosaur | Flogsam on ao3pfp is made by bestie and love of my life ellisObsessed with Richard Siken’s writing style and also 911 Lone Star and dnd. all my fic stuffs tagged under #floggyfics
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i want carlos to be the whump of season 5 let's even the scoreboard a little bit
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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
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Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter
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[ID: Screenshots of two tweets. The first one is by Dolly Parton and it says "I was so excited when someone told me that Lil Nas X had done my song #Jolene. I had to find it and listen to it immediately…and it's really good. Of course, I love him anyway. I was surprised and I'm honored and flattered. I hope he does good for both of us. Thank you @LilNasX". The second tweet is Lil Nas X responding to the Dolly Parton tweet by simply saying "HOLY SHIT" in all caps. End of ID.]
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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
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“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol
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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
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dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE
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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
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NICE ASK WEEK IS UPON US!!! 🎉
Hello friend!! First, I love your username!! Are you a decaffeinated dinosaur?
okay, I think I’ve seen you mention that you’re in school for writing? What kinds of things do you write? What are your favorite topics to write about outside of Tarlos?
ahhhh lemon thanks for the ask!
I am in fact a creative writing major. I usually focus on fiction, because to me it is the most interesting thing to write, though what I typically write varies. The dream is to either be a screen writer or a novelist 🤞
right now, I'm focusing on short stories! I've discovered that I prefer third-person pov in the present tense, which I'm sure has absolutely nothing to do with my background of fic writing. Currently, I've been on a kick of human-meets-supernatural-creature trope. I love writing queer stories in particular with the found family trope.
Personally, I wish that I could write more of my tarlos fics, but that's most likely going to be a summer project for me once I actually have the time (and emotional bandwidth) to write something outside of classes.
once again thank you for the ask :>
ps no promises but my hopes and dreams are to get the tarlos medieval au out this summer. we'll see if i can deliver on that tho haha
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in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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