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shizun 😞🫶
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you know what really gets my goat?
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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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qijiu week day 3: overwhelming affection
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The only logical option left.
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I feel there should be more post Bingge vs. Bingmei fanfics from Bingmei’s point of view.
He came upon another version of himself that, apparently, Shizun has met before???
The same Shizun who inexplicably threw Binghe into the Abyss only to mourn him immediately afterwards. Who was absolutely terrified of him in Jinlan City, and kept blaming him for everything. Who died for him, only to pop up later in a replacement body Shang QingHua helped him make. Who just so happened to know a great deal of things he really shouldn’t about the Holy Mausoleum.
I’m not sure what Binghe would conclude from all this (I doubt he’d come up with transmigration exactly) but you can’t tell me his Protagonist IQ didn’t come up with some very interesting, and fairly plausible, scenarios.
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just wanted to go home for the weekend but our bus driver rear ended someone instead 🥲🥲
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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AU where Binghe decides he wants to have Shen Qingqiu’s baby… after the self-destruction. No necrophilia here, he’s not going to defile his body like that! No, instead he just uses his blood parasites to grow himself a womb, uses an ancient demonic ritual to combine his essence with Shen Qingqiu’s, and sticks the resulting fetus inside said womb.
When Shen Qingqiu comes back in the plant body, he’s surprised to see Luo Binghe with a newborn. Has he already decided to have children with his harem? But wait, why is he opening up his robes when the baby cries for milk — ?
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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
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do you think they would find each other in any universe
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