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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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IG: @official.noodlez She hit every beat 👌🔥
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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welcome to undretael. here we have
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. . what have i done
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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I just want to remind everyone how affordable buying food from indigenous tribes is. I live in a major city and I was able to purchase and ship (15) pounds of fish from back home to myself for cheaper than I could buy it from a grocery store here in the city. Yeah, shipping has its own environmental factors but I was able to support an indigenous owned business while also getting my groceries at a lesser cost. (Buying in bulk is always a good idea if you’re planning on having something shipped to you)
Some tribal owned grocers that ship:
Bow and Arrow (Ute Mountain)
Native Harvest (White Earth)
Red Lake Fishery (Red Lake)
Wozupi (Mdewakanton Dakota)
Ramona Farms (Gila River)
Tanka Bars (Oglala)
Indian Pueblo Store (Pueblos)
Twisted Cedar Wine (Cedar Paiutes)
Ute Bison (Ute)
Seka Hills Olive Oil and Vinegars (Yocha Dehe Wintun)
She Nah Nam Seafood (Nisqually)
Sakari Botanicals (Inupiaq)
Honor the Earth (?)
Nett Lake Wild Rice (Anishinaabe)
Passamaquoddy maple (Passamaquoddy)
BONUS: coffee :)
Yeego Coffee (Navajo)
Spirit Mountain Roasting (Yuma Quechan)
Birchbark Coffee (Anishinaabe)
Thunder Island Coffee (Shinnecock)
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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Happy Pride!
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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Reblog this!!!!
Jana Al Kiswani is a 15 year-old who was shot unprovoked by the IDF in Sheikh Jarrah in the backyard of her home.
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:
1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.
2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.
3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.
4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.
5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.
6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.
7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.
8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.
9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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Aphididae Behalcheo Rose
En el extraño caso de que te interese saber que significan esas tres palabras, es una niña a la que le gustan las arañas y catarinas
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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Aphididae Behalcheo Rose
In the strange case that you are wondering what does those three words mean, she's a girl that likes spiders and ladybugs
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.
Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.
Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 
Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 
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Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.
(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)
Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 
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Mad Dummy? bouncing. 
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Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 
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Asgore? bounceing. 
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Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 
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Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 
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Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 
What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.
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His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 
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During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 
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But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 
Blink Motherfucker.
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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A meme I made since school is over_
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wait i was looking up references for Noelle Deltarune and for some reason this was in the google results
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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CPD just killed a fifteen year old child.
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You deserve to be happy 🌻
You do too <3
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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HE- HE ACTUALLY-
Hi Neil sir! I hope you are having a wonderful day, I was wondering if you recalled writing a book about a time traveling dinosaur and a dad in their journey to give milk to children? (It had unicorns and vampires)
It’s called Fortunately The Milk.
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fuck you papyrus undertale iceberg
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danceoftheburrito · 3 years
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I was just thinking about how adorable it is that humans write au fanfiction. Like: Wow I love these two characters and their relationship so much so;
Let them fall in love as mermaids, as spies, as pirates and vampires, in space, in medieval times, in a zombie apocalypse, as hockey players and figure skaters, at a flower shop or coffee shop, the list could go on forever
I like to think of fanfiction collectively as a multiverse where all of these stories happen and they fall in love over and over again in many different lifetimes because I’m a sap like that
Okay that’s all
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