if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

Worst thing in the world is to have very fixed expectations. Going on therapy was good, but hated it when my psychologist suddenly scheduled an appointment for hours later, because I already put in my mind that I had a "free day" and now I felt I couldn't do anything. Because of the Appointment.

The opposite also sucks ass. I might not care much for getting ice cream, but if someone cancells the plans my brain goes "nooooo I was actually craving this ice cream".

I have 20 days until my sister's birthday and I have to find a way to give her that ugly Teruki plushie. It will be worth it

happy teru tuesday btw

the place adventure time has in just culture in general is so so funny to be because it's so prevalent whether through just merch with characters on it or designs directly referencing the style/aesthetics and yet most people have not actually seen the show past season 1-5 (including me until like a year ago!) so if you try to explain any post s5 adventure time plot where it basically became a complete different show you sound fucking insane. they don't even know about princess bubblegum's gay cousin chicle. they don't even know about my dear friend fern.

fixed it

I'm having so much bird AU thoughtsssssssss I think I'll make some minor worldbuilding considering their biology.

Did you know most non-raptorial bird species have little to no foot dexterity, with parrots and crows being notable exceptions. That means a significant part of bird espers would use their beaks to channel their powers, since it would hinder their mobility the less. The parrots (Teru, Shou, Toichiro, etc.) would probably prefer to use one of their feet because they can afford to and it feels natural to their species. Psittaciforms are famous tool users after all!

Does this impact anything? Nope. But if you ever wondered how could a canary possibly use psychic powers without hands, you have an answer.

that’s a whole man.

"The Kiss", a 12,000-year-old rock painting at Pedra Furada in Brazil

Father and son

in order to see space germs scientists have taped microscopes to their telescopes

you're in her dms im in the windows screen saver maze and im fucked im so fucked please help

ごはんまだー？

why i oughta (attempts to roll up my sleeves but i struggle with unbuttoning the cuffs for a solid 4 minutes)

I refuse to believe spectacled eiders are real animals

this is a goddam muppet.