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Currently watching Attack on Titan. Star Wars will also be discussed. I don’t make the rules.
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I cannot believe… the biggest reveal of the whole damn show. They buried it. I’ve never seen anything like this
Hange is going on about titans that might have learned to dig underground, which I was in the process of scoffing at because obviously all the titans are transformed humans from the villages, and quietly, in the background, Reiner just lets out the biggest, most earth-shattering secret.
The double take I just did… I think I have whiplash.
#attack on titan#reaction#season 2#reiner braun#bertholdt hoover#hange zoe#colossal titan#armored titan
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Me when Star Wars vader’s anakin’s shadows: <33
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The way I cackled when a bigfoot titan showed up…
Until it started fucking talking.
#attack on titan#reaction#season 2#bigfoot titan#it speaks#biggest shock of the entire show#i thought it was a joke#i have so many questions
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End of season 1 of Attack on Titan be like:
#attack on titan#reaction#season 1#titans in the walls#why are there titans in the walls#what is going on
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The real tragedy here is I won’t get any more of the Levi Squad Adventures. They came in hot, the chemistry was sizzling. They made me love them in a very short amount of time, and then they RIPPED THEM AWAY FROM MEEEEE. How dare they?!?! 😫
#attack on titan#reaction#season 1#levi squad#too good for this world#why can’t we have nice things#i’m with mikasa#kick the female titan’s ass
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Mikasa: *vociferously vowing vengeance because Eren was maybe eaten by the female titan*
Levi: Ah. I know this human emotion. ‘Tis love, is it not?
Mikasa: O_O
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It's actually so fucked btw that vader planned to carbon freeze Luke too . Like the plan was in fact to freeze han first to make sure Luke wouldn't die immediately and then he was gonna freeze his own son and hand him to the Emperor like a literal trophy. He was going to offer his son as helpless and vulnerable as possible to the worst man in the galaxy like a dog bringing a dead rabbit to the feet of the owner that beats him.
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Eren every half season:
#attack on titan#reaction#season 1#eren jaeger#armin#mikasa#how often will eren die#i’m not buying this latest instance
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Every time I think I know what’s going to happen on AoT, the plot says, “bitch you THOUGHT!!” and then proceeds to hang a hard left, all the while laughing maniacally.
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Hey. Come over to the scouts. You’re probably going to get eaten alive, but at least you get some kickass green cloaks. Do a twirl.
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I’ve had enough of these motherfucking cults in these motherfucking governments.
#attack on titan#reaction#season 1#there are wall cults now#totally not projecting#no cults in my government#no siree
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*in Brad Pitt voice* WHAT’S IN THE CELLARRRR?!?!
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Me: "Maul is such a deeply tragic character. The circumstances of his life did not allow room for love of any sort. He only knows pain and how to inflict it upon others. His Sisyphean quest for vengeance led to nothing but misery and loss. The only moment of peace he had was as he lay dying in the arms of his enemy."
Also me: "TOP 10 TIMES THIS WEEK MAUL WAS THE GALAXY'S MOST CRINGEFAIL LOSER"
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Speaking of books it's been a while since I've seen one of these posts going around & I'm curious so everyone could you tell me what you are reading rn in the tags please
#frankenstein#eragon#wolf hall#the tudors by g.j. meyer#wheel of time#can’t read one book at a time#english major
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Han: We need to get through this locked door. Din, give me your credit card.
Din: Here.
Han, pocketing it: Thanks. Luke, kick down the door.
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HELLO, 911? I JUST WITNESSED A STRAIGHT-UP MURDER
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