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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON'T GO TO THE R+ CONCERT
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#at least he acknowledges the gay energy the entire band exudes on a grandiose scale#rammstein#paul landers
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Till Lindemann is so fine :3
#love backstage stuff#prev me too... but is he bleeding or is that just coffee 😭#till lindemann#rammstein
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Alright everybody
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It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as:
"I'm going to make him my wife"
"She's my boyfriend"
"Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?"
"That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met"
"She's a madman who has to be stopped"
"It's not his fault he's a material girl"
Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
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in contrast i'm seeing many more people join as well, including myself :) the allegations last year saw a mass exodus of sorts, but once they were dropped people began to move in again. either way, i'm very glad there's a community here after all this time. it's been very nice <3
saw Rammstein live last night in Athens and it was amazing as always but I’m so sad that I haven’t really seen much hype or excitement for this 2024 tour :( where are all the Rammstein fans? did everyone leave the fandom last year?
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i love seeing my mutuals hyperfixate over stuff i know nothing about, ‘cause i’m just sitting there cheering them on like “do we like that person you’re talking about? no?? BIG no?? oKAY BOOO BOOOOOOO WE DON’T LIKE THEM” like a confused but really trying parent
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this is like soap to my brain
it's all squeaky clean thanks to FLEISCH, FLEISCH, TIER, TIER, FLEISCH
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To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) aphobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
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Dat hat
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Real True™️ Facts about Rammstein (band)
(as verified by Rammtisch™️)
❤️🔥 Schneider can’t peel vegetables
❤️🔥 Richard doesn’t know how to use emojis wrong but won’t admit it. Instead he claims he hates them.
❤️🔥 It’s physically, emotionally and spiritually impossible to shitpost about Paul Landers.
❤️🔥 Till hasse Kinder (eggs).
❤️🔥 Richard tried to calm his tits but they rebelled
❤️🔥 Schneminem
❤️🔥 Flake smells of dust
❤️🔥 Olli is weirder than you think
Thank you for coming to my seminar.
No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
#i'm so glad i joined rammtisch#these inside jokes are top tier#rammtisch server#rammstein#rammstein insider jokes
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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No back pack pyro tonight 😬 Olympic Stadium, Athens, 30-05-2024 @ kai_bu_tsu
#i feel you till#just... don't maul the pyro team ok?#just calm down#take deep breaths#eat the emergency gummy bears you brought#everything will be ok 🧘#till lindemann#rammstein tour 2024
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paul landers' tonsure, to me at least, is like till's entre dos tierras dreads
it happened
but with all these debates atm, some calling it a "horrible hair hole" and others calling it a beautiful "ciambellino" (both quite valid as someone who switzerland in this situation) i'm here to ask the real questions:
how does it taste
i'm being completely serious here
all these donut comparisons are making me hungry as shit and activating my sweet tooth
and i'm sure the pro and anti tonsure factions will be able to put aside their differences for at least a few minutes if we instead debate the flavouring of the donut
personally i think it tastes like a strawberry iced donut from krispy kreme (we don't have dunkin here i don't think)
source: here (edited with picsart and my rusty editing skills)
lecker
#i reblogged the wrong thing lmao#this is one of my best posts (as well as the rainbow tonsure)#paul landers#the great hair hole debate
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I was today years old,
when i found out, that you can register on rammstein.de to get HD pictures. For free. thank you for coming to my TED talk, like, follow and subscribe on my socials to get more lifehacks..
#idk how to take this info#like#do i save and hoard the pics and looks at them while giggling und kicking mein feet#or do i create cursed objects out of them?#i shall decide soon...#rammstein#rammstein life hacks
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very tall medic portrait : )
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this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like
#i love both series equally#definitely recommend#campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill
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