Ngl I just finished oathbringer and I thought the radiants got very op very fast. I still liked the book, but I feel like it lowers the stakes if all the radiants and their friends are functionally invincible if there is enough stormlight. (the gemstone reserve??? Rlly???) Hoping BS will do smth to bring down the power lvl a little.

I'm a certified Elhokar hater™, but chapter 84 of Oathbringer was utterly devastating

I wrote this before they went to stay with his tailor

Working my way through oathbringer. I really think Adolin would enjoy it if someone gave him one of those bedazzler kits where you can glue rhinestones to clothes.

Working my way through oathbringer. I really think Adolin would enjoy it if someone gave him one of those bedazzler kits where you can glue rhinestones to clothes.

After promising to be present on both a romantic date with Adolin as well as an important meeting with her fellow Radiants, Shallan must use her Lightweaving to appear in two places at once. While practicing Surgebinding with Szeth, Kaladin misuses Cohesion and the two have to learn to get through the day literally stuck together. Dalinar is banned from the tower's book club after his suggestion every week is always the way of kings.

I'm obsessed with the stormlight archive rn. In the middle of wor.

I hate when I'm getting into a new fandom and I meet The Blorbo and I have to grudgingly concede that they are great. Like, yeah, y'all were right about Kaladin Stormblessed.

Zine-ing again

All my homies hate the East India Trading Company

the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears conspiracy is such a non-thing it's literally just the english language wiring your mental pathways to expect letters in a certain order in a certain context to such a degree that you'll form false memories over it. do you have any idea how many people come to my blog, look at my url and my username, and still call me Ortiel in messages

Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA

Why would I write a 9 page Lab report over the course of two weeks when I can simply write it in an afternoon right before it's due?

happy manul monday everyone

Prof: the homework isn't that hard

The homework:

Audience reactions to Napoleon…

Band kids are just musical infantry

The day Coconut crabs decide to invade, we're all screwed

BTW they eat birds

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles