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cryptkeeperkain · 6 days
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Robot disabilities. Robot who charges slowly and loses power incredibly fast and is always tired. Robot with malfunctioning lenses and can’t process visual information properly. Robot that can’t process anything too large and at a fast rate or else they’ll shut down. Robot with limbs screwed on too loose/just can’t attach correctly, so if they’re not careful they fall out. Robot disabilities,,,
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cryptkeeperkain · 9 days
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Stay Ungovernable!
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cryptkeeperkain · 11 days
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Incorrect! Omegamart has puzzles and goals! You just aren't mandated into doing them :]
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cryptkeeperkain · 12 days
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for my friend
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cryptkeeperkain · 14 days
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I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe
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cryptkeeperkain · 27 days
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genderfluid megatron is my fav(also she/her soundwave because i like my yuri devoted)
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ppl on twitter mad over she/her starscream and she/her megatron whyyy do yall gaaaafff starscream and megatron can be yaoiful and yurious if people want them to be its fun and whimiscal
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cryptkeeperkain · 28 days
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a wikipedia poem on software entropy
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cryptkeeperkain · 2 months
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cryptkeeperkain · 2 months
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Yeah no problem, figured youd like a new account to follow haha
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Today's crab is: plentiful
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cryptkeeperkain · 2 months
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Today's crab is: plentiful
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cryptkeeperkain · 2 months
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I cant fucking believe you did this to me crab. God dammit
There's a gaylord half full of old cell phones. I reach inside and pull one out, and in doing so I accidentally touch the side. For the first time in a decade and a half, it powers on.
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It's alive, despite everything. It's got half battery. The background is still set to a selfie on the tiny one megapixel camera. I'm surprised, and hold down the power button. It shows "shutting down", and the screen goes blank, for probably the final time. I drop it back into the box, and it clatters as it hits the pile of iphones with shattered screens and flipphones from the 2000s. There's silence in the ewaste depot again, as the power-down chime fades away.
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cryptkeeperkain · 2 months
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baja blast sheep have you any wool
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cryptkeeperkain · 2 months
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Data cable on a computer from 1945
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cryptkeeperkain · 3 months
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This Friday's meme is: hide your children
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cryptkeeperkain · 3 months
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cryptkeeperkain · 3 months
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@crxmes
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cryptkeeperkain · 3 months
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Polyamory
Reblog if you’re polyamorous/open to polyamory in the future/in a polycule or open to one/interested in polyamory I want to see how many of us there are
And like if you think polyamory is okay, can be healthy, and doesn’t “go against human nature”
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