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Some might disagree but Greg house is to me the most realistic representation on what it’s like to try coping with chronic pain. Like everyone’s like why is he like that but when you have dealt with chronic pain everyday for years, also were mentally ill, you realize he had the most average reaction.
In all seriousness though yes he’s done bad stuff and treatment is important but it’s lit to see someone like me, not a “disability warrior” and is a wreck.
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y’know the jigsaw crew and the smiling friends are kinda the same if u really think about it
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Hello guys I would like to formally apologize for insinuating that Greg does not have a masterbation addiction. He just ain’t got nothing on me is all I’m saying.
I’m exactly like Greg House if instead of Vicodin he was addicted to to Advil duel actions, zofran, and masterbation
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STRAHM/HOFFSTRAHM FANART!!!!!!!! (was inspired by a convo i had with @lichtan1900 so credits to them!!!)
i feel like i made him look a bit too young by an accident but :((((( eugh :((((( very very sorry!!!
SUGGESTIVE (nsfw-ish) VERSION BELOW
+ a little bonus sketch :)))))
i actually need them to run away together and have a farm together and AGHHGGHHHGGHB need them to be happy omg omg. need to rp hoffstrahm NOW.
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HI HI HI hoffman fanart!!!!! HOFFMAN FANART!!!!! HOFFMAN AS A ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!
FINISHED THING BELOW CUZ FAKE GORE!!!!!
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I’m exactly like Greg House if instead of Vicodin he was addicted to to Advil duel actions, zofran, and masterbation
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I have no evidence to back this up but new hc that aside from his canon moves, Task Force X’s Polka-Dot Man dances like Napoleon Dynamite
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The polka dot menace is back :)
I gave Abner a cane to help him out a bit since he’s chronically ill, he also uses crutches when he likes
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"what are you, a surgeon?"
"yeah."
gagged him
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