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#shame on you ! shame ! [scolds myself in the mirror]#tmnt#tmnt bayverse#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2016#tmnt 2012#rise tmnt#tmnt rise
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Me with the horror slasher I managed to pull by being just as deranged!! ^_^
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Sir Pentious is criminally underrated
(he's literally malewife material I love himbos, just imagine him subspacing, I have inappropriate things to say☝️)
Okay so rn my fixation is on Haz//bin Ho//tel and y’all are fucking SLEEPING on lewding Sir Pentious??? GIVE HIM TWO DICKS AND MAKE HIM A SUB YOU WONT
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Vox headcanon (NSFW)
Hc that I had with my gf, we were sillying around
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Vox being able to vibrate and having his screen glitching when he's close, shortcircuiting when hitting climax, screen black, body unmoving and even causing a blackout on the bedrooms lights, the only lasting source of light being a window and his luminous blue cum spread all over him.
(+ sfw bonus) He'd start buffering when complimented too :3
He's pathetic I love him
#he's so toxic but clingy as a puppy#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#vox#vox x reader#headcanons#vox headcanons#vox dating headcanons#hazbin hotel headcanon#Spotify
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Alastor 100% is that one guy that gets invited to girl aleepovers AND matches the vibe.
Painting nails, swinging legs on the bed and gossiping (trashtalking about Susan).
Bro is powerful but he is NOT that cold and mysterious 💀
Thats it, silly girlcore Alastor, that's the whole headcanon.
#he is that bitch#He serves so much cunt#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#alastor the radio demon#alastor x reader#rant post#headcanons#alastor headcanons#hazbin headcanons#hazbin hotel headcanon
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I love how Lucifer did this ONE GESTURE FOR THREE WHOLE FRAMES and everyone collectively decided his entire personality is “pussy eater”… I wholeheartedly agree and I’m all here for it
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar#I mean…they’re not wrong#man eats them out like he’s STARVING
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he looks so submissive and breedable
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it is my humble opinion that rosie and alastor are both aroace and got platonically married for tax benefits.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin headcanons#the only husband she’s had she hasn’t ate fr#hazbin hotel rosie#alastor#married for tax benefits best trope
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Something I'd do tbh
There should be a digital alastor shrine tbh
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Dumb hazbin headcannon
Alastor doesn't actually own Niffty's soul. He just keeps her around cause she's weird as fuck and super entertaining.
You're telling me she sold her soul to him? That he asked for her soul? Naw fam... she's just his weird gremlin child. And he wouldn't have it any other way.
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Nun Alastor's living rent free in my mind too ngl
I can’t be the only one who keep thinking about Nun Alastor
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Ngl the 2010's romance songs with an AI cover of Alastor's voice lowkey making me weak in the knees, just maybe.
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I love that in the Alastor x reader community so many of us have come to the same conclusion that this man is obviously a wife guy
#alastor x reader#he's so husband coded#never have I seen so many wife!reader fics as I have with this guy#and I fully get it#hazbin hotel
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I made a Hazbin Hotel (serie + pilot) music tier list.
I pretty much like all of them except for Poison (and Mimzy's part in Hell's Greatest Dad), which for me is gotta be a D tier, ever since released it has had a LOT of hype but I can't help as for me the lyrics on the chorus feel extremely lazy, and it shocks me how I seem to be the only one not loving Poison/preferring Addict.
Lowkey also found It Starts With Sorry and the heaven song a bit boring but they were so generic they're excused, I was expecting way more from Poison.
Ranted more on the tags
#hazbin hotel#rant post#tier list#Alastor makes any song S tier tbh#can you tell I'm an Alastor fan#also Adam's guitar solo pretty much saved the whole song#Ready for this is so saved by Alastor's harmony at the end of the song#Also scratched my brain just right when Vox sang “who gives a shit” or Lucifer with “big boss of hell himself”#On a side note#I had to make Val's and Vox's part a whole new square#I could NOT rate it all as only one song
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Anyways, days ago my internet bitched and while I had no wifi I did some queerplatonic husband Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) headcanons, I had let it sit in case I wanted to add some more (I had that feeling that I forgot something yk) but it's been like a week and I don't even remember what I had wrote soooo
Qp husband Alastor Headcanons
Qp husband Alastor! That likes to (and according to your style) dress you in the prettiest outfits.
Qp husband Alastor! That you could annoy to an explosion point and he'd still never raise his hand at you.
Qp husband Alastor! That cooks and cleans your shared home.
Qp husband Alastor! That starts listening to and even broadcasting some of your favorite songs, no matter what genre.
Qp husband Alastor! That likes to lay on you and will wag his tail if you massage his deer-ears. (You're the only one allowed to do so)
Qp husband Alastor! That allows pda at the hotel but gets embarassed when he remembers he has audience.
Qp husband Alastor! That allows himself to cry on your shoulder.
Qp husband Alastor! That links arms when you two walk.
Qp husband Alastor! That'll open doors for you in the beginning of your relationship but as it progresses he'll close them on your face just to play with you.
Qp husband Alastor! That goes from offering his coat to ask for the one you're not even using when he's cold (he gets whiny if you say no).
Qp husband Alastor! Who's actually a big jokester and likes a lot of modern stuff.
Qp husband Alastor! Who doodles you both with hearts holding hands on his work sheets.
Qp husband Alastor! Who confides in you (don't break his trust, he'll cry, then kill you).
Qp husband Alastor! That's protective of you in a non toxic/controlling way.
Qp husband Alastor! That invites you to troll Vox with him and giggles like a teenage girl.
Qp husband Alastor! That'll get YOU a pet just to end up cuddling with it 24/7. (He's a cat dad for real sources: voices in my head).
Qp husband Alastor! That's actually cuddly and affectionate.
Qp husband Alastor! That looks up to you and is so proud to call you his partner.
Qp husband Alastor! That'd try to kill god himself if you died in an extermination.
Qp husband Alastor! That hears and remembers everything you tell him.
Qp husband Alastor! That'd slow dance with you in a moment and have a pillow fight in the other.
Qp husband Alastor! That massages your shoulders after a long day.
Qp husband Alastor! That focus so much on your presence he sometimes forgets he's literally in hell and is an overlord.
Qp husband Alastor! That loves taking baths with you (in a childish way, on a side note, he'd love if you washed his hair / he'd also wash yours).
Qp husband Alastor! That'll be by your side as soon as you call him (he worries <3).
Qp husband Alastor! That'll take you to a nice classy restaurant but would let himself be dragged to a party/rave by you after.
Qp husband Alastor! That sings along with you.
Qp husband Alastor! That loves your similarities AND your differences.
Qp husband Alastor! That genuinely laughs at your jokes. (He dad-jokes back)
Qp husband Alastor! That tries to make you laugh when you're down so you feel a bit better.
Qp husband Alastor! That sews your ruined clothes and even gets you both matching outfits.
Qp husband Alastor! That seems polite and cold but is just a caring childish mf on the inside.
Qp husband Alastor! That freezes (even stops smiling) and blushes like crazy if you compliment him (especially his voice).
Qp husband Alastor! That takes you to the studio and even lets you be his co-host.
Qp husband Alastor! That was a hell of a slowburn but was totally worth it.
I wanna dance in the rain with pookie 😔 and share some jambalaya under candle light 💔
#alastor#radio demon#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#headcanons#alastor headcanons#queerplatonic#queerplatonic alastor#qp alastor#qpr#queer platonic relationship#husband alastor#alastor x reader
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