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*loud, booming voice* do y’all think they have explored each other’s bodies.

Jim dunn: why do they always freeze up when I record them? I keep telling them I just want them to act natural and yet it’s like that goes through one ear and comes out the other!

also jim dunn:

*loud, booming voice* do y’all think they have explored each other’s bodies.

why did Anne Lawrence get to be in the American medical association in her medical career in transexualism and not Blanchard????? omg the woke mob is taking away mens jobs and giving them to women

Leslie my wife my pookie bear I miss you ( I hate what season five did to you)

This fandom with fucking Ed nygma

Oh yeah btw I make fan-fiction too, I really like it and it’s one of my favourite pastimes!

Here’s my account, be warned there’s a few abandoned tgf fics that I cannot be bothered to update because I’m terrible at long stories if they’re not completely thought out!

I have also done a little oneshot of an au that’s in the making with me and oomf so if you’re interested in a Gotham au/rewrite I’d recommend reading that! There is a lot of DID and cluster b rep in it so I hope you guys will enjoy when the chapters start to come out!

Do not separate. These are the versions from the personal timeline/au most of my writing is set in also! Eddie is "reformed" (semi) and is now a P.I. with his own detective agency. However, he's being secretly bankrolled by Oswald and none of the cases he takes ever seem to interfere or go against any of the Penguin's criminal enterprises. The two of them are still quietly scheming together behind the scenes. They haven't actually appeared yet in any of the fics I've written but I have some storylines in the works for them! I've been thinking and will be thinking about these guys in all their iterations forever and ever.

Some random character details: -Eddie dyes his hair with henna -Eddie has been diagnosed with autism and OCD -Eddie used to be an investigative reporter before he became the Riddler and met Oswald for the first time during this period in his life -Eddie is aroace spec and Oswald is gay and ace -Oswald is multilingual and has a vague European accent he picked up somewhere (from his mom) despite being born in Gotham

MARVIN ALWAYS GETS THE THINGSSS HE WANTS EXCEPT THE THINGS HE WANTS EXCEPT THE THINGS EXCEPT THE THINGS MARVIN ALWAYS GETS THE THINGS HE WANTS EXCEPT THE THINGS HE WANTS

Okay here’s one for what character are YOU (instead of who’s ur bestie)

DOES HE LIKE !

DOES HE LIKE !

DOES HE LIKE TO SCREW HIS FRIENDSSSSS

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

The urge to answer mutuals rethorical questions even if they don't seek an aswer

why do my most fire posts gets the least amount of notes bro..... dickpilled kneemaxxer is not as good as me comparing kristen and ed to the rape of miss goldberg or my bpd/npd infodumps about gotham i cannot believe you people im throwing tomatoes at my audience instead of yall throwing them at me this is so awful

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

Leslie thompkins and Edward nygma had a lesbian situationship