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Chuuya: So I was wondering, how can you possibly sleep at night when there is no way that a blanket can cover your whole body.
Dazai: Are you fucking kidding me Chuuya. IT'S 3:00AM.
Chuuya: So you can't sleep huh?
Chuuya: Is it because of the blanket?...
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Kunikida: Since its summer and hot out right now, the P.M. was generous and offered a fun harmless water fight.
Yosano: Oh how fun!
Atsushi: Dazai what are you doing?
Dazai: Just waiting for this water to boil.
Kunikida: Why?..
Dazai: For the water fight of course! Can't wait for Mori's face when a blast him with hot water..
Yosano: I'M IN! CHUUYA'S BRINGING THE WINE!
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Yosano: How many drinks do you have a week?
Chuuya: One.
Yosano: One drink of alcohol?
Chuuya: One shelf.
#yosano akiko#akiko yosano#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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Ranpo: Oh, I am so relieved you two found me! Wait, how did you find me?
Fukuzawa: You didn’t come to me for anything for 30 minutes, so I knew something was wrong.
#ranpo edogawa#edogawa ranpo#fukuzawa yukichi#yukichi fukuzawa#incorrect quotes#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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Kunikida: [struggling to carry books]
Dazai: Do you need help?
Kunikida: Yeah, actually-
Dazai: Interesting. [walks away]
#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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{ADA bringing a box in together}
Kunikida: Man, this thing is heavy!
Atsushi: I know, my arms are shaking.
Yosano: What are you guys talking about, I’m only using one hand.
Ranpo: I’m not using any hands.
#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#yosano akiko#akiko yosano#ranpo edogawa#edogawa ranpo#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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Fukuzawa, trying to cheer the group up: "Things could be worse, you know!"
Ranpo: "How?"
Fukuzawa: "How what?"
Ranpo: "How could they be worse?"
Fukuzawa: "They couldn’t, I lied."
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Chuuya, recounting why he and Dazai were kicked off the train: I tried to tell the officers you had a personality disorder, and they almost let us go, but then you stole a club and hit a police officer in the shin with it. You said, "score one for the Nakahara brothers, if you don't like our power take it from us with brute force." And that's when we were both tazed.
#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya
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As per the last post, Fyodor's codename is "I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It"
#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#fyodor dostoevsky#dostoevsky fyodor
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Dazai: We will be going by codenames. I will be called “Eagle 1″
Dazai: Chuuya is “Been There, Done That.”
Chuuya: rolls his eyes
Dazai: Kunikida is “Currently Doing That.”
Kunikida: blushes brightly
Dazai: Ranpo, “Happened Once In A Dream.”
Ranpo: winks
Dazai: Yosano, “If I had To Pick A Girl.”
Yosano: gives him a thumbs up
Dazai: And Atsushi is... “Eagle 2.”
Atsushi: Oh thank god.
#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#edogawa ranpo#ranpo edogawa#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#nakajima atsushi#atsushi nakajima#yosano akiko#akiko yosano#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo
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Atsushi: Sword?
Dazai: Battle axe?
Chuuya: Kill?
Akutagawa: Guys, I was a baby. My first word was 'dada'.
#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#ryuunosuke akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke
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Poe: What, are you here to smother me with your thighs?
Ranpo: For the hundredth time, no.
#edgar allen poe#edogawa ranpo#ranpo edogawa#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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{Ranpoe flirting in their kitchen}
Poe: And then maybe we can... *whispers something into Ranpo's ear*
Ranpo: Really? With butterscotch on it?
Poe:
Poe: I think you misheard me.
#ranpo edogawa#edogawa ranpo#edgar allen poe#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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Dazai: Do you know what my dad's last words to me were?
Chuuya: "Careful son, I don't think the safety's on"?
Dazai: Before that!
#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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Kunikida: And I thought you didn't gamble?
Dazai: I don't! I mean, not since... I had a really bad experience one time.
(*several years ago, Dazai and Mori are playing Blackjack*)
Dazai, with a 9 and 8: Um... hit me?
Mori: *flips over a Queen* Busted!
Mori, sweeping his hand and grabbing Dazai's candy: And now, all the candy is mine!
*Dazai whines*
Mori, holding a bottle of sake: Cause crybaby hit on 17 again! *hiccups* Like an idiot!
#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo#mori ogai#ogai mori#bsd#bsd incorrect quotes#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes
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