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How many times do i have to tell you i’m sorry

until I can convince myself that I mean it

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Sksksk

Here’s my hashtag VSCO strife

I tried to live a VSCO life

I “oop”ed, I “sk”ed

I had ten scrunchies on my head

It all just started as pretend

Now i just wish that it would end

God please save me from despair

For my hydro flask I do not care

Please save me from my VSCO life

before I become a VSCO wife

#this is the worst poem i've ever written #i'm so sorry #vsco girl #i promise i'm not actually a vsco girl

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me realizing that i’ve been wrong the whole time after an argument

@toastiannn

#i haven't argued recently but i'm probably going to argue soon because of school #school suuuucks #i haven't done any of my summer homework

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My anxiety

My anxiety gets the best of me. I sit and enjoy life until my leg starts bouncing. My mind bounces around trying to fix a problem that isn’t real. I can no longer focus on the task at hand until I am at ease. But no longer do the things that once comforted me bring me joy like they used to

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I would also like to end up on buzzfeed unsolved when I die @uselesssmolgay

i’m just saying, when i die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances i want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. instead of saying how i was “a friend to everyone” and that i “lit up a room” when i entered it i want people to shake their heads while muttering that i “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that i was getting in way over my head” and that i “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever i went. if you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.

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Again

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i thought i was lost

i was alone

in the middle of nowhere

but one night

i saw your light shine upon me

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wahoo

can I get a ‘wahoo’

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bruh

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Crowley: I need your sword

Aziraphale: not until you tell me what it’s for

Crowley, stomping a foot: I’m a grown ass celestial being I don’t have to explain ANYTHING

Aziraphale, turning back to his book: no sword then

Crowley: fine Adam and Pepper want s’mores but I don’t want to ruin the lawn with a fire pit so we were just gonna cook it on the sword

Aziraphale: ....no

Crowley, who has already stolen said sword which is now coated in burnt marshmallow chunks:you know how you said that one time that it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission

Aziraphale: That was about God and forgive—oh for gods sake Crowley

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