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Miners & Crafters .. I humbly present to you..
GRIAOSSOM
& a monstrosity to come with it !
Shamefully all edited in Picsart
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I specifically thought of this as grian because of his addiction to fishing / his era when he didn’t have a mending book
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DDVAU! Joel design update!!
Silly human that works in the shadowbeans cafe with his wife
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I had a dream about the next gimmick of the life series. it didn't have a name, Grian's voice became jumbled when he would say it, but if I had to name it I'd call it Ladder Life or some joke about the climb of life.
it started in a super flat world, no structures, and in the center was this giant structure that went up so high you couldn't see the top.
it was made of layers, very huge squares, the bottom being the largest.
the gimmick was all of the resources you would need would be on different layers, and you had to find a way up. you could tower up a side, break through the next layer, etc.
but, every so often these layers would get smaller, and smaller, until the tippy top at build height which was only a few blocks wide. some of these layers, as you got higher, may also have obstacles right like ice or falling blocks.
the life system still worked the same.
however, depending on the stage of your life, you'd be allowed to do different things
greens could climb up and down between levels as much as they wanted, though at a certain point up there was a barrier that, if a green tried to cross it'd knock them back, possibly far enough for them to fall all the way down
yellows have pretty much unlimited movement up and down, with no limits except for like the top 10 layers or so.
reds would respawn at the green-yellow barrier and reds can ONLY climb up, or fall down an edge and clutch in some way, then they can go back up. they can also access those top layers.
tango had built a player launcher to skip layers up, and some people tried to cheat the system. others would just climb up the ladders and try to play it safe. some tried to own whole layers and charge people to pass.
the final battle was between two reds, Joel and Martyn on the tippy top layer. Martyn knocks Joel off and thinks he's won, but the death message never comes. Instead Joel got the Caves and Cliffs achievement, and he water clutched at the bottom.
Martyn has a choice, to follow or wait. Martyn decided to fall a few layers, and a few more. He has no idea where Joel is or what layer he's on, so he peers over edges looking, ready to take another leap down when suddenly he's smacked off, and with little preparation he falls, and a death message is in chat.
Joel whoops and hollars and starts celebrating, not noticing the layers below him quickly disappearing, until the ground is swept below his feet and he falls.
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ETHO IS A SPECIMEN
That’s it! That’s the post!
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[Day 276]
actually really like the sketch from yesterday so colors + more lineless practice‼️
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Choice 💚💛❤️ - Life Series
Happy third life anniversary, everyone! 🎉
Here are some of the still images I used for the vid 🕺
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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON.
SPOILERS FOR THE NEW HERMITCRAFT EP.
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“ I am now indebt to Scar. “
HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.
Yes I’m aware it’s over the fact that he owes Scar diamonds and not his first very life but STILL!!!!! LET ME MOURN. I love them so much AARDAFAFAFSF
Something something
“ I am in your service until I lose my first life. “
Something Something ..
#hermitcraft#life series#hermitcraft season 10#trafficblr#desert duo#grian#scar#goodtimeswithscar#you are not immune to the goodtimes
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All you should know is that Everytime a new Grian Hermitcraft episode comes out is that I will MAUL that stuff up until it is SHREDDED. Like when I tell you I eat up ANYTHING in that episode, I do. I eat it up like I haven’t had his content in AGES.
Speaking of the new Hermitcraft Episode..
SPOILERS FOR NEW EP
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I absolutely love the idea of Grian gritting his teeth while being SO nice and SO patient to the hermits on April fools because of the fact that things are quite the opposite on those days, things are different, etc.
Like, “Yes, Scar. I will. Get you. Your permits.” As if he’s being held at gun point ITS JUST SO FUNNY.
God I just KNOW he would go crazy if Joel ever tried to come up on April fools and get the same service the others did, I KNOW he’d purposefully make up SO many mistakes and that makes me giggle so bad.
His demons!
#hermitcraft#life series#hermitcraft season 10#trafficblr#grian#joel smallishbeans#scar#goodtimeswithscar
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Guys it’s literally the same person ..
I’ve come to this realization today 💔💔💔
They look the same.. 💔
The damned normal guy from SpongeBob & Permit Office Worker Grian
“ hi how are ya ,, “ he says while simultaneously putting you on hold for an excruciating amount of time while he writes your very un-completable paper work.
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// Fanart , boatem crew meaning Mumbo , Grian , Gtws , pearlescentmoon and Impulse , stars
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✨☁️Starry Sleepover☁️✨
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A lil VERY LATE entry to @applestruda ‘s DTIYS! I wanted to draw this for a while but i had to complete more art than expected BUT WE FINALLY GOT TO THIS!!! Also PLEASE go check their art out! All their art is so cozy, it feels like sitting near a camp fire!
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Zoom Ins for all the characters if anyone wants this!
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Mr. Good times with Scar with jellie!
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Pearl
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Impulse
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Grian
Also if anyone new to my grian art is here asks where are grian’s limbs i just like to headcannon him as a amputee who uses robot prosthetics made by mumbo and no one sleeps with metal socks and gloves people
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And mumbo!
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// SPOILERS FOR REAL LIFE SMP :: THIRD LIFE
I’m so terminally ill about these guys like I could go on for hours about how ridiculously silly they are,, LIKE?? I THOUGHT THEY WEREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO POST ANYTHING REAL ON APRIL FOOLS BUT HERE WE ARE!
#hermitcraft#life series#trafficblr#desert duo#grian#real life#real life smp#reallifesmp#third life#3rd life#goodtimeswithscar#you are not immune to the goodtimes#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#impulsesv#joel smallishbeans
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// Hermitcraft Season 10
THE PERMIT OFFICE IS A LIMINAL SPACE! That the survival rate is quite unsure, as long as you’re a patient person maybe you won’t go crazy :3
BUT THE BLOODY LIKE,, CHANCES OF ARGS THIS COULD GO DOWN..
The permit office isn’t there to help you! You may even need to GET help ( therapy ) after you visit!
It’s like the whole feeling of uncertainty,, Whenever someone enters the permit office it’s like an undertale text box pops up with
*You suddenly feel an overwhelming sense of dread. This place doesn’t feel right.*
And then it gradually progresses worse, like the more you listen to the music the more you succumb to insanity and likeliness of the office that you wouldn’t want to leave!
Joel being one of the very first few victims of that said Permit Office.
Slowly driven to insanity as the music progressively sounds worse but Grian gaslights him into thinking he’s gone insane! :3
AGAHAHAHZHAHARRAFARAFAGA you can tell IM SO NORMAL ABOUT SEASON 10 PERMIT OFFICE.
Imagine if with every complaint sent into the box, the said complainer only seems to get more .. interesting looking..
Basically, I like to think of The Permit Office as similar to the “My little worms” aka the mlp infection au, so the more time spent in there, the more the waiting patrons will look more inhumane the more time they spend.
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#grian#life series#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#grian tag
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// Hermitcraft Season 10 Spoilers
GRIAN MAKING THE BORDERLINE BACKROOMS WAITING ROOM?!?! OH MY GOD.
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