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coldinpants · 6 months
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Barry, stroking Len's head: you've grayed so quickly since we first met.
Leonard, lovingly: it's because of you.
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coldinpants · 6 months
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Barry Allen is Taylor Swift and Leonard Snart is Lana Del Rey
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coldinpants · 6 months
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Barry: So... your name is Leonard and your partner's name is Mick?
Leonard: Yeah.
Barry: Just wondering, are you familiar with anyone named Donatello and Raphael?
Leonard, smirking: No, but I know a nerdy rat.
Hartley: Very funny ...
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coldinpants · 6 months
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Barry Allen is like a teenage girl who caught a glimpse of a cute guy in the school hallway and is now trying to figure out what his name is, and when he finds out he's like, "wow, his name is long and complicated.... I hope I have enough room in my diary to write all the pages."
Something that slides it’s way into my brain unannounced at least twice a week is Barry’s little head tilt in Going Rogue
You know, the part where he points out Len’s mugshot and Joe gets a face like he’s sucking a lemon. Barry says the name Leonard is almost as bad as Bartholomew, to which Joe responds “Snart ain’t sexy, either”
AND BARRY TILTS HIS HEAD WITH A LIL BROW QUIRK AND A SMILE AS IF TO SAY
“I dunno, I kinda like it…”
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coldinpants · 6 months
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Len, whom Barry had invited to Jitters, after ordering himself a "hotter flash," tore up all the napkins on the table and threw them at Cisco:
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coldinpants · 6 months
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Barry saddled Len during the battle and holds his arms above his head. Their faces are very close together and Barry notices Len's eyes running from his lips and back again.
"Do you think I would kiss you?" Barry speaks very quietly, but in the empty warehouse they are in, it sounds like a scream.
"You're a vile criminal, a scoundrel, a thief and a cheat. I would never be with you, even if we were alone on the whole planet. I despise you. You're not worthy of even thinking about wanting to kiss me."
From the outside, it might seem like Barry is being very cruel right now. In fact, the only reason he says that is because he can feel, even through his suit and Len's pants, how hard Len is after every word.
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coldinpants · 6 months
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does leonard snart actually buy clothing or does he just rob someone his size whenever he needs a new sweater
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coldinpants · 6 months
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18 year old Len in prison sees a big older guy staring intently into his face, "oh shit, fuck, bitch, motherfucker. Am I in trouble? Is this the guy who sets people on fire? Is he trying to kill me? Rape me? Jesus fucking Christ, why me?! "
23 year old Mick, playing with a lighter, "fuck, what a handsome guy! I wonder if I gave him my favorite lighter, would he like me?".
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coldinpants · 6 months
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(Not based on the plot of the books, just inspired.)
Six demigods embark on a quest to once again save the world from the mischief of the careless gods. And this is what came out of it:
Everyone recognized Barry as the leader of their squad, not because of his father Zeus, but in spite of it
Leonard and Mick argue constantly because while one is making a plan, the other is already running at the enemy with a war cry
Barry runs after Mick, but at least with a guilty face
Lisa and Hartley keep flirting with Cisco, but he doesn't realize it while Mick and Barry giggle in the background and Leonard rolls his eyes
Lisa and Leonard are siblings, and they're still in shock that their disgusting father was able to seduce two goddesses at once
Sometimes Barry's power is intimidating, but Leonard has never doubted that he won't hurt him
On one of the missions, Mick meets Ares and kicks his ass, after which they go drinking
Hartley and Cisco are tired of denying Mick a super duper bomb
Leonard and Lisa have become the new bone of contention between Athena and Aphrodite because both want to be their moms/ stepmoms
Leonard and Hartley are swearing in Latin as they try to unravel the prophecy and they still don't succeed
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians!AU
Barry Allen is the son of Zeus, ruler of the world, god of lightning and thunder.
Leonard Snart is the son of Athena, goddess of wisdom and knowledge, just war and victory.
Mick Rory is the son of Ares, the god of bloody war and aggression.
Cisco Ramon is the son of Hephaestus, the god of fire, invention and blacksmithing.
Lisa Snart is the daughter of Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty and love.
Hartley Rathaway is the son of Apollo, the god of music, art and science.
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coldinpants · 6 months
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians!AU
Barry Allen is the son of Zeus, ruler of the world, god of lightning and thunder.
Leonard Snart is the son of Athena, goddess of wisdom and knowledge, just war and victory.
Mick Rory is the son of Ares, the god of bloody war and aggression.
Cisco Ramon is the son of Hephaestus, the god of fire, invention and blacksmithing.
Lisa Snart is the daughter of Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty and love.
Hartley Rathaway is the son of Apollo, the god of music, art and science.
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coldinpants · 6 months
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I just want to see him in a white dirty jersey as he crawls out from under the giant shit he built. It's really hot if he looks tired and smokes a lot.
I want Leonard Snart to be a mechanical engineer because I need to see him fistfight Lex Luthor over blueprints and ignoring safety regulations.
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coldinpants · 6 months
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social media aus are so underrated in this fandom - au where there's a reddit forum of blurry ass shots of the flash that len spends too long looking at while on the waverider and barry posts official villain rankings as voted on by central city. the day captain cold loses his no. 1 slot len decides he's sick of travelling through time and he needs to come back to central immediately. for reasons.
(barry in star labs after purposefully rigging the results: gideon did it work?
gideon who gave barry the idea: yes, leonard snart is on his way back to central.)
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coldinpants · 6 months
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I printed out stickers for myself this way, taking my favorite artwork, and a friend got me a Coldflash mug.
Please, someone, if you have pixel art with Leonard, Barry or both, then drop me a pic. Because I really want to cross-stitch a badge for my bag, but I can't draw at all... 🥲
I can't find the exact type of coldflash merch that I want so I'm about to start fucking making it myself
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coldinpants · 6 months
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I really liked the image of Leonard in the comics where he has cryokinesis, and I thought how cool a TV Snart with white hair might look. And then I realized we already have Eminem.
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coldinpants · 6 months
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Come on guys, he's always known that.
He's just sad it's not his gay anymore...
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Barry realising his daughter is queer
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Barry realising Snart is queer
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coldinpants · 6 months
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#he has such a funny look on his face here #he just enjoys everything his speedster does, even when it seems like a disaster #I'm sure he was holding back inside him all the puns about Barry and his gun #mostly because the puns are really bad and revolve around gun = penis BUT ALSO
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Leonard Snart + giving his cold gun
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coldinpants · 7 months
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Barry, in the back seat of the car, with a milkshake and dinosaur-shaped nuggets he didn't buy: Stop acting like you're my parents!
Eddie and Iris: We don't like your tone, young man.
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