sleepy girl mocktail?!

just in case no one told you today: - i love you - you’re doing great - i believe in you

Hobbyless people will see you dedicate your free time to ur hobby and say "you must have a lot of free time haha" and then turn around and dedicate all of their free time to scrolling social media and complaining about the lack of free time

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

there's no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don't want us to express ourselves

LAUGHING that Bruce apparently used to tell Dick about his adventures with Santa from when he was training across the world and Dick was like, "Oh, yeah, that sounds cool, B!" while thinking, "Aw, that's sweet that he's trying to make Santa sound more cool. Total bullshit, but sweet." AND THEN NOPE BRUCE'S LIFE IS SO GODDAMNED WEIRD THAT IT WAS TRUE.

Superman is upset that Batman didn't tell him he knew Santa.

Batman : Silent Knight #2