cliffungerstradwife
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save me sad stoic video game men, save me
#literally my type#i care them#they could fix me#james sunderland#cliff unger#ethan winters#joel miller#silent hill#death stranding#resident evil#the last of us
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ty for tagging me omg :D!
1. internet horror, just internet oddities in general. this is my #1 special interest. its a very broad topic, so it can range from old scary youtube videos to websites to creepypasta etc etc etc. PLEASEEE INTERNET HORROR FANS TALK TO ME PLEASEPLEASE
2. spiders, you can NOT get me to shut up about spiders, mygalomorphae specifically. ever since i got my first tarantula, nemesis, they have been everything to me.
3. the old west, western films, books, games, history, ANYTHING to do with cowpokes.
4. the walten files, i am not normal about the walten files i would yap about felix and jack for hours if you let me
5. silent hill, my everything. my favorite video game franchise ever im so normal about this game. silent hill 2 specifically GGRGAAHH
tags :3: @markhoffmanlover @shawnaise @pridepig or anyone who would like to do this :3
I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
#neurodivergent#hyperfixation#special interest#internet horror#spiders#the walten files#silent hill#the old west#i am a normal person#AAUGGH
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sam x higgs edit 🖤🤍🩶
#death stranding#higgs monaghan#samhiggs#sam x higgs#sam porter bridges#edit#death stranding edit#this slaps
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seems fine to me
patreon | twitter | instagram
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get me in that deadsam-wich i want them so bad
#i paused in the middle of heading to heartmans for this#sam is freezing in the mountains#i need them#poly#death stranding#deadman#sam porter bridges#deadsam#deadsam gives me life
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Sam and Deadman on bunny suit for easter because I can
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Sam & Lou taking christmas family photos at Heartman’s!
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Doodles from last night!
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emails in death stranding be like "hello sam, how's it going? 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💦💦 Dont forget to deliver 948 resins to 3000 MULEs Will Get Your Ass Knot City 👍👍💦💖💖"
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time to mix 2 interests together
heres death stranding characters and what spider they make me think of pt.1 (ft. higgs, cliff, sam, deadman, and die-hardman)
cw: spiders under the cut
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Higgs
starting off with higgs, he is absolutely a curtain web spider (diplura sanguinea specifically). i think hed love them, he might even own one idk. they are also kinda twinning
Cliff
ive thought long and hard about cliffs spider and i want to say its the golden silk orb weaver (or trichonephila clavipes). i say this mostly because of the webs of wire cliff can be found laying on. i think hed be fond of orb weavers in general, but the golden silk weaver is really a big and pretty spider i think hed really appreciate
Sam
sam gets the carolina wolf spider (hogna carolinensis). i mean its THE main protagonist spider. they are very active, and somewhat docile, just like sam fr!
Deadman
im giving deadman a regal jumping spider (phidippus regius). they just have the same dorky energy, despite both being pretty damn smart.
Die Hardman
finally im giving die hardman the giant huntsman spider (heteropoda maxima). despite being kinda intimidating they are both just very sweet :) they are both very important to me
#im normal#very normal#most of these are just intuitive picks#except for cliff#ive thought alot cliff and spiders alot#death stranding#cliff unger#higgs monaghan#deadman#die hardman#sam porter bridges#spiders#spiderposting#headcanons
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attempting to write a death stranding self insert with the same complexity and intense story as a kojima character: ..an evil stripper.. hes gonna be an evil stripper
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just saw a tiktok slideshow talking about "video game men 😍😍" and one of the slides was clifford unger except 2 of the 4 pictures of him where actually higgs 😭 free me
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chapter 6: deadman (confesses his gay love for sam and wants to raise lou with him) (they also have a shower together)
#i want to punch deadman#in a good way#what a dork#he wins the malewife award#death stranding#deadman#sam porter bridges#lou
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LOLLL
wretched beast
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WAAAAA
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okay i tried making a cliff version but i gave up at the text LMAAOOOOO
Should I buy this fucking DISASTER I just found?
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why isnt he real. WHY ISNT HE REAL.
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