The collector: *sneaking around*
Arkin: *quietly reading a book*
The collector: *violently falls down the stairs*
Arkin: who's there?!
The collector: nobody! Fuck off!
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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
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we all have that one fictional character who's canonically male whom you understand is a closeted trans woman but you can't tell anyone because they'll all look at you like you're insane. but you understand her
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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!
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a masterpiece ✨
WHATIS THIS
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reblog this and boop the person you're reblogged it from
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Lawrence: Go fuck yourself.
Adam: *smugly* Sure, but only if you watch
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID
I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it
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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”
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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory
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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
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I'm 5'3 1/2 😭😭😭
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
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Kruhd: I'm gonna destroy you to save the world!
Azhugh: good luck with that I have weed *kicks the shit out of Kruhd*
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my favourite genre of post on tiktok is the alpha male slideshows that are literally just pictures of cillian murphy with like. alpha advice
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Starting some kind of collection
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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