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Faith! Hey sis!
Yes we are wearing the same dress!
No Iā€™m not trying to look up the deputyā€™s dress honestā€¦
Ah mother and son bonding time.
I like hanging out with you Sharky but seriously could you please stop setting me on fire?
Boomer you waited there like such a good boy while I did that prepper stash. Do you want a treat?
Faith! Are you here? Oh this looks niceā€¦
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chobit92 Ā· 16 days
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The stuff that these two come out withā€¦honestlyā€¦
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chobit92 Ā· 17 days
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Jacob: Where have you got to now?
Me: Iā€™m hanging out with Sharky, Hurk and the Deputy at the Spread Eagle bar.
Jacob: Thanks for giving me the deputyā€™s location.
Me: Hmmm does that mean Iā€™ve earned a treat?
Jacob: Maybe.
Me: Come and hang out with us Jake.
Jacob: Iā€™m on my way.
Me: We are going to have so much fun!
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chobit92 Ā· 18 days
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Far Cry 5: Reunited: Part Three
(Mara is giving Gabriel a bath. She wonders if Joseph and John are going to come back. Sheā€™s found herself wondering if they are really Jacobā€™s brothers. They must be. A part of her curses that uptight bitch at the homeless shelter for giving out her address to strangers. Cow. She feels like taking a drive over there to give the old bitch a piece of her mind. But what a waste of gas that would be. She finishes washing Gabriel and sits down on the loo seat leaving him to play with his toys. He isnā€™t going to go to bed yet anyway. Heā€™s always been a pain to put to bed. Especially when Jacob isnā€™t here. Mara knows itā€™s partially her fault as some nights she lets him stay up until he falls asleep. It doesnā€™t help that Rachel comes in at stupid o clock in the morning either. It infuriates Mara when she wakes him up. Jacob doesnā€™t like being woken up either. She sighs and takes out a cigarette lighting it up. She cracks open the bathroom window and takes a drag. She doesnā€™t care what people think of her continuing to smoke when sheā€™s pregnant. What she does is her business and it didnā€™t do Gabriel any harm. Her mother smoked through all of her pregnancies. She had three kids. Gabriel is staring at her. He takes after his father and doesnā€™t always speak much. He then points to something on the windowsill.).
Mara: What? Use your words honey.
(Gabriel looks at her for a moment.).
Gabriel: Whale.
(She sighs.).
Mara: Could I have the whale please?
(She picks up the plastic whale and puts it in the bath. Gabriel grabs it and puts it under the water filling it up. She knows what heā€™s gonna do, he does it every time. Seconds later he has taken aim and pressed the button so the whale squirts out water. It goes onto the floor and hits her.).
Mara: Stop that.
(Gabriel smiles. She finds herself smiling back at him. She finishes her cigarette and tosses the butt down the loo.).
Mara: Right come on time to get out now.
(Gabriel stands up and she lifts him out of the bath before wrapping him up in a towel.).
*
(Jacob is staring at his brothers trying to work out what to say.).
John: Could look happier to see us.
Joseph: John.
John: What?
Joseph: Itā€™s good to see you again brother. I never lost hope that we would find each other again.
Jacob: Good to see you too Joe.
John: So...Met your wife. Sheā€™s a pistol isnā€™t she?
(Joseph sighs. Jacob frowns.).
Jacob: Hm.
Joseph: She told us to tell you she isnā€™t mad.
Jacob: Hm. Means sheā€™s mad as hell.
Joseph: She seemed mad at someone called Lonny.
Jacob: Wouldnā€™t wanna be him.
Joseph: So what happened?
Jacob: Usual shit. Heā€™s always gotta problem.
John: Mara told us he likes to get drunk and start fights.
Jacob: Yeah.
John: She said he thinks youā€™re a psycho because you got scared of some fireworks or something.
(Jacob narrows his eyes.).
Joseph: Itā€™s nothing to be ashamed of brother. Itā€™s perfectly understandable.
Jacob: What is?
(Nobody seems to know what to say.).
Joseph: I am sure you saw many things during your time in the army and experienced things that nobody should have to. It is perfectly understandable that there are some things you find hard to deal with now. I just wish that people like this Lonny understood that.
(Jacob says nothing. Joseph notices how haunted his older brother looks. How tired and broken he is. He sighs.).
Joseph: I am sorry it has taken me so long to find you.
Jacob: Not your fault.
John: Well we are back together now and once we get you out of here we will have to have a family dinner.
Jacob: Hm.
(Joseph reaches out to Jacob and grips his arm staring at him. Jacob doesnā€™t seem to know what to say or what to do. Then Jacob has moved forwards and is reaching for Joseph through the bars.).
Joseph: I am so sorry brother.
Jacob: What for?
Joseph: Leaving you alone for this long.
Jacob: Not your fault.
John: Least youā€™ve got a gorgeous wife to take care of you. Lucky.
Jacob: Hm. No idea what she sees in me.
Joseph: Well perhaps she sees something that you donā€™t.
Jacob: Canā€™t think what. Iā€™m just a broken scarred old man.
Joseph: No. You are our brother. Our protector.
Jacob: Didnā€™t do you much good did I?
Joseph: Stop talking like that.
John: I almost canā€™t believe weā€™re together again. After all this time.
Joseph: I knew that we would be. I had faith.
(Jacob grips Josephā€™s hand as if heā€™s going to suddenly disappear.).
Sheriff: Right thatā€™s time Iā€™m afraid. Come on.
Joseph: We will get this sorted out.
John: You mean I will.
Joseph: We will back tomorrow.
Jacob: Donā€™t worry about me. Donā€™t matter if I rot in here.
Joseph: Brother donā€™t talk like that. You matter. To us and to your wife and children.
John: Weā€™ll get you out of here Jacob.
Jacob: Itā€™s okay. Wonā€™t be in here long. That Lonny prick can never be bothered to press charges. He hit me anyway I ainā€™t done nothinā€™.
Sheriff: Letā€™s go move it.
Joseph: Mara is making up the guest bedroom for us. You sit tight brother we will be together again. A family.
John: See you soon brother.
(Jacob nods and grips Josephā€™s hand then Johnā€™s. He then sits back down on the bed as Joseph and John are led away by the Sheriff.).
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chobit92 Ā· 20 days
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chobit92 Ā· 21 days
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Omg he went flying. How did that even happen? šŸ˜‚
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chobit92 Ā· 21 days
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Me: Okay Jake whatever you sayā€¦
Jacob: You know Iā€™m right.
Me: Yes butā€¦Canā€™t you just be normal for once? Just sit with me and have a drink. We could have a nice walk around the mountains. No talking about culling the damn herd either.
Jacob: I have things to do.
Me: Not now you donā€™t. We are going for a walk.
Jacob: No.
Me: Yes. Iā€™m outside.
Jacob: šŸ˜‘
Me: ā˜ŗļø
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Me: Okay Iā€™ll get on the big gun but donā€™t look up my dress while Iā€™m getting up there!
Hurk: I would never- I swear I ainā€™t even looked at your boobs or nothinā€™ā€¦
Me: Good.
Hurk: These guys will not fuck off.
Me: Iā€™m working on thatā€¦Kind ofā€¦
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chobit92 Ā· 1 month
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Me: Scotty! Nick! Omg my boys!
Jacob: They were weak.
Me: Shut up Jake!
Jacob: šŸ˜‚
Me: I mean it. Shut your mouth. And stop laughing this isnā€™t funny! šŸ˜­
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Me: Jacob.
Jacob: What now? Another one of your weak boys get culled?
Me: No. But yours did. Look at him. So weak.
Jacob: Is that Gus?
Me: Yep. I killed him.
Jacob: Bullshit heā€™s asleep.
Me: No heā€™s dead. He just looks like heā€™s asleep.
Jacob: Yeah, yeah.
Me: He is not asleep! He is dead! See you donā€™t like it do you? Now you know how it feels to lose one of your precious boys!
Jacob: šŸ¤ØšŸ™„ Womenā€¦
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chobit92 Ā· 1 month
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The Deputy looks so cool in her wanted poster ā˜ŗļø
How did they get such a good picture though?
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The deputy is all smiles until she realises what John has done.
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Me: Miller? Hey Jake is this your friend?
Jacob: No.
Me: Iā€™m sure you said Millerā€¦Did I hear wrong? Are you sure this isnā€™t your friend?
Jacob: Pretty sure seeing as heā€™s dead.
Me: Hmmm really? Are you sure? Itā€™s weird that the guy who wrote this note has the same name.
Jacob: Itā€™s called a coincidence.
Me: Hmmmā€¦
Jacob: Youā€™re not letting this go are you?
Me: No.
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Me: He always reminds me of Marcus Fenixā€¦Always having to yell everything and sounds angry all the timeā€¦Why would the deputy help him?
Jacob: Because they are weak.
Me: Am I weak?
Jacob: Yes.
Me: Only in the knees for you though.
Jacob: šŸ¤Ø
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chobit92 Ā· 2 months
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Me: Jacob catch me!
Jacob: What? Ah!
Me: (Giggles)
Jacob: šŸ˜‘
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Far Cry 5: Reunited: Part Two
(Mara sits at the kitchen counter and sends a text to Rachel. She doesnā€™t get a reply and she sighs. She looks out of the window, itā€™s beginning to get dark now. Joseph and John have been gone for over four hours. She figures that they are catching up with Jacob and probably getting drunk together. She sighs. There is a knock at the door. She walks through the lounge and opens the front door. Joseph and John are stood there but she doesnā€™t see Jacob.).
Mara: Didnā€™t find him then?
Joseph: No.
John: We checked the local store and we went round all the bars. No sign.
(Mara sighs.).
Mara: Damnit Jake.
Joseph: Does he often do this?
Mara: Do what?
Joseph: Disappear?
Mara: He has done a few times. Not for a while though. Not for this long. Heā€™s usually at the bar.
John: Well he isnā€™t.
Mara: Well maybe heā€™s taken off somewhere else. Have you checked the woods?
John: The woods?
Mara: Yeah. I found him in there once.
(John frowns.).
John: Why donā€™t you just call him and ask him where he is?
Mara: He doesnā€™t have a phone.
John: Of course not.
Mara: I bought him one but he never uses it. Heā€™s not a fan of technology. Heā€™ll come back.
John: You donā€™t sound too sure.
(She shrugs.).
Mara: Where are you staying?
John: No idea. Weā€™ve driven out here from Atlanta.
Mara: Atlanta?
John: Yes. Itā€™s where Iā€™ve been living.
(Mara is looking down the road hoping to catch a glimpse of Jacobā€™s truck but the road is empty.).
Mara: Whereā€™s your car then?
John: Just back there.
Mara: Hm.
(She sighs.).
Mara: You want to come in for a coffee?
John: I thought youā€™d never ask.
Mara: You can go sit in your car if you want.
Joseph: Coffee would be good thank you.
(Mara steps back and they go inside. She shuts the door behind them and goes to the kitchen.).
Mara: Iā€™m sure heā€™ll be back soon.
(Joseph and John have stopped dead. Sat on the floor in the lounge playing with some cars is a small boy with red hair. The boy looks up at them as they walk in then goes back to playing with his cars.).
Mara: How do you take it?
John: Three sugars no milk.
Joseph: No sugar and just a little milk please.
(She makes the drinks and sets them down on the counter before sitting down. Joseph and John join her and sit staring at her. Joseph keeps looking at the little boy sat on the carpet in the next room. Mara looks at the clock.).
Mara: Itā€™s getting late. I thought heā€™d be back by now.
(Itā€™s nearing 9pm.).
John: Arenā€™t you going to put the little one to bed?
(She narrows her eyes again.).
Mara: No. Why, think itā€™s too late for him to be up? Iā€™m sick of people commenting on my parenting like itā€™s anything to do with them.
John: I wasnā€™t.
Mara: Good.
John: Why are you so defensive?
Mara: Iā€™m not. Iā€™m just sick of people butting their noses in. Already had the neighbours sending child services round.
John: Really?
Mara: Bunch of no good busy bodies.
(She takes a sip of her coffee.).
Mara: Heā€™s gotta have his bath first. He wonā€™t want to go to bed anyway. Not until his dads home. I think he worries about him. They pick up on things kids.
Joseph: How old is he?
Mara: Three.
Joseph: Whatā€™s his name?
Mara: Gabriel.
Joseph: Gabriel.
John: He looks just like him.
Mara: Yeah.
(The landline suddenly rings and Mara gets up and answers it.).
Mara: Yes? What?
(Joseph turns to John.).
John: What? I didnā€™t mean anything by it.
Joseph: This is Jacobā€™s family. We must not judge them brother.
John: I wasnā€™t.
Mara: He did what? Godsake. Yeah well you can bet your ass that prick started it! Oh I will donā€™t worry. You stupid pricks you know heā€™s had problems. How am I meant to do that? Oh you must really love your job eh? Locking people up for defending themselves. Just because you donā€™t like them! Yes I will. Have you arrested Lonny have you? The drunk lout! Heā€™s always making trouble but I guess you can get away with anything when your father is friends with the mayor eh? You just blame it on my husband instead!
(She hangs up and sighs. Gabriel is staring into the kitchen. Joseph smiles at him but the boy doesnā€™t smile back.).
John: Who was that?
(She sits back down at the counter.).
Mara: The police. Jacobā€™s been arrested.
John: Arrested?
Mara: Yes.
(Joseph looks at Gabriel, he is still sat there just staring into the kitchen.).
Joseph: What have they arrested him for?
Mara: Assault. Itā€™s bullshit. Jacob doesnā€™t start fights. He usually ends them donā€™t get me wrong. He was probably just sat having a quiet drink on his own and that prick Lonny started on him. Heā€™s done it before. Heā€™s the thug.
John: Well donā€™t worry. Iā€™m a lawyer.
Mara: Oh you are?
John: Yes. Weā€™ll have him out in no time.
Mara: It was just a drunken bar fight. Heā€™ll be back by tomorrow. They didnā€™t charge him last time.
Joseph: This has happened before?
Mara: Yes. Itā€™s always Lonny that starts it. He even came up to the house once. Yelling that Jacob was a psycho. Ha! If only they knew.
John: What does that mean?
Mara: He served in the army. He saw many things. I donā€™t even think heā€™s told me everything. How can he? They just donā€™t understand the horrors heā€™s had to face. For his country, for them. Some people just have no respect. It all started at their fourth of July party. The fireworks they set him off. The bangs you know? He started yelling and he ran into the woods. I found him hiding in the bushes. Lonny and his friends all thought it was funny. They started calling him Old Mad Seed.
(Joseph sucks in a breath.).
Mara: Jacob heard them and he went mental. Gave Lonny a split lip. Heā€™s never usually one for violence and he rarely loses his temper so it shocked me. He told me afterwards that everyone used to call his dad that. He hated his father.
Joseph: He wasnā€™t a very nice man.
Mara: So Iā€™ve heard. Anyway after that one of our neighbours had a party for one of their daughters. This was a year later. Lonny was there with his wife, heā€™s a bit of a drinker Lonny. He can get nasty when heā€™s drunk too. There was some altercation between him and another neighbour and Jacob stepped in and broke it up. He told Lonny to go home. I donā€™t quite know what happened next, I was sat on the patio so I donā€™t know what was said but Lonny and another neighbour suddenly started punching Jacob calling him a psycho. It turned into a bit of a brawl and other neighbours and their friends had to break it up. I asked them what had happened afterwards and they told me that Jacob was saying things like they should have put Lonny on the barbecue coz heā€™s just a useless lump of meat anyway. Then he apparently said that heā€™d eaten human before and it wasnā€™t half bad.
(Johnā€™s mouth has dropped open.).
Mara: So yeah. Now whenever Lonny sees him he just has to start. Iā€™m guessing thatā€™s what happened tonight. Lonny lives at the bar.
John: Okay.
Mara: He didnā€™t start that fight tonight. He rarely gets drunk and when he does he just sits there quietly then stumbles into bed or falls asleep on the sofa.
Joseph: I believe you.
Mara: I donā€™t care if you believe me or not.
John: Well I think we should go to the police station.
Joseph: Yes.
John: Do you know where it is theyā€™ve taken him?
Mara: Silver Creek station. Itā€™s just opposite the post office. Back down the road and turn right. Keep heading towards town.
John: Right. You coming?
Mara: I would love to but I need to stay here and get little man sorted. Rachelā€™s stormed off so...
John: She usually do that?
Mara: Yeah. Sheā€™s difficult at the best of times.
John: Is she your daughter?
Mara: You cheeky...How old do you think I fucking am? Sheā€™s my sister.
Joseph: She has problems?
Mara: Itā€™s none of your business.
John: Canā€™t you leave him with a neighbour or a friend?
Mara: Donā€™t have any. The neighbours all think weā€™re scum. I wouldnā€™t leave my son with them anyway and itā€™s too late to be taking him out now. Besides I wouldnā€™t want him to see his father in a jail cell. Boy donā€™t need that shit.
(Mara gets up and puts her mug in the sink. She then goes into the lounge.).
Mara: Come on little man bath time.
(Joseph watches as Gabriel puts down his cars and stands up. Mara lifts him up and carries him back to the kitchen. She opens a drawer and takes out a pen and paper. She writes something down then hands the paper to Joseph.).
Mara: Thatā€™s our landline number. Give me a call once you get there would yah? Tell him Iā€™m not mad.
Joseph: We will.
(Joseph and John stand up.).
Mara: Iā€™ll make up the guest bedroom.
Joseph: You donā€™t have to do that.
Mara: Well you gotta sleep somewhere. Unless you want to get Jacobā€™s tent and camp out on the lawn.
John: The guest bedroom will be fine thanks.
Joseph: Thank you.
Mara: Donā€™t expect a happy reunion will you? Heā€™s probably different than the brother you remember.
Joseph: I understand. We are all different now. What matters is that we are back together.
(Mara walks down the hall and Joseph and John leave.).
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(Joseph and John have been waiting for over twenty minutes.).
John: I canā€™t believe she didnā€™t come down here with us. Sheā€™s meant to be his wife.
Joseph: John she has a small child. Did you really expect her to drag him down here to a police station at this time of night?
John: Well...Yes. She should have come no matter what. Heā€™s her husband.
(Joseph sighs.).
John: She could have left the kid with a neighbour.
Joseph: The neighbours do not seem to like them. You heard what she said.
John: Hm. I can understand why.
(Joseph shoots John a look.).
John: Oh donā€™t look at me like that. Youā€™ve met the woman. Sheā€™s...I donā€™t know. A hard faced cow.
Joseph: I have told you already John we must not judge. She has let us into her home when we are complete strangers and from the sounds of it she is letting us stay.
John: Hm.
(John folds his arms then sighs.).
John: I just donā€™t get her. I mean she could be happier that her husbandā€™s brothers have found him. That heā€™s found his family. She seems like she couldnā€™t care less.
Joseph: What did you expect John? How did you want her to react when we suddenly turned up on her doorstep?
John: I donā€™t know. But...I donā€™t know.
Joseph: Itā€™s going to take time John. Time. We cannot expect to just waltz into other peopleā€™s lives so seamlessly. Even the life of our brother. We must get to know each other again and get to know his family.
John: Hm.
(John sighs.). Ā Ā 
John: Oh this is ridiculous weā€™ve been waiting nearly half an hour now. Excuse me.
(He walks back up to the desk.).
John: We want to see our brother now.
Woman: I have told the Sheriff you are here.
John: Well why are we still waiting?
Woman: Sir please just take a seat.
(John sighs. Joseph pats his arm. They wait another ten minutes before the Sheriff walks in.).
Sheriff: Evening gentleman Iā€™m told that Jacob Seed is your older brother?
Joseph: Yes. He is. We would like to see him please.
Sheriff: I wasnā€™t aware he had brothers.
Joseph: We havenā€™t seen each other in a very long time. We were separated when we were children you see. Weā€™ve been searching for him for many years.
Sheriff: That so?
John: Yes it is so. Now can we see him please?
Sheriff: Iā€™m afraid not.
John: What? Why not?
Sheriff: You canā€™t just walk in here and expect to see a prisoner. Visiting hours are between three and five pm.
John: Heā€™s our brother, we havenā€™t seen him in years.
Sheriff: I understand that but-
John: No. You donā€™t.
Joseph: Please. We have been separated for far too long. We need to see him. If only to reassure ourselves that we have finally found him after years of searching and coming to dead ends.
Woman: Could just give them ten minutes sir. It might do Mr Seed some good. He hasnā€™t said anything since his arrest.
Sheriff: Heā€™s usually a man of few words.
(The Sheriff sighs.).
John: Come on his wife is worried too. Sheā€™s stuck at home with the baby while her husband is sat in here.
Sheriff: I highly doubt Mara is worried. But fine. If you think the best way to reunite with your so called brother is through prison bars thatā€™s up to you.
Joseph: Thank you.
(The Sheriff leads them down the hall to the cells. There are six of them altogether but only one is occupied. Joseph and John stare through the bars at the man sat on the cot. He has a crop of red hair on his head and he is wearing beaten up dirty jeans and a battered old army jacket. Around his neck are a set of dog tags and a rabbits foot. He doesnā€™t look up as they walk in. The Sheriff bangs on the bars with his baton.).
Sheriff: Hey Seed. You got visitors.
Joseph: Jacob?
(The man slowly turns his head and stares at Joseph and John. He frowns.).
Sheriff: Does he even know you? I ainā€™t got time for bullshit itā€™s late.
Joseph: We are his brothers. Iā€™m Joseph and this is John. Seed.
John: Technically Iā€™m John Duncan but-
(John falls silent at the look on Josephā€™s face.).
Sheriff: Are these your brothers Seed? They say they been looking for you for years.
(The man is still staring at them.).
John: Is he...I donā€™t know a little...Mad?
Sheriff: Ha! Been wondering that myself.
(The man ignores the Sheriff and gets up walking over to the bars. Joseph stares at him, the name tab on his army jacket reads J. Seed.).
Jacob: Joe.
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John: Just say yes.
Me: I will say yes if you ask me on a date.
John: ā€¦Okay will you accompany me on a date?
Me: Yes.
John: Excellent Iā€™m coming to pick you up.
Me: Where are we going?
John: To my bunker you are going to atone.
Me: Thatā€™s not a date John.
John: You wonā€™t regret it. I promise.
Me: šŸ˜© Even Jacob arranges better dates than this.
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So apparently if you jump when a truck hits you, you donā€™t get run overā€¦Ah video gamesā€¦You couldnā€™t make it up reallyā€¦šŸ˜‚
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