did not include magnus protocol because i haven’t listened to it yet <3

AMPUTEE SAM. I KNOW THIS IN MY HEART. I FEEL IN MY SOUL THAT HE HAS A COOL LOOKING PROSTHETIC ALSO. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT CRITICISM.

GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHE THOUGHT SAW SOMEONE CARING ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO BRING HER ONE (1) CUP OF COFFEE AND TRANSFORMED INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO INSTANTLY

IT WAS IN FACT SO PATHETIC THE PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY NOT BRING HER COFFEE TO LOOK AT HER REACTION GOT SO DUMBSTRUCK SHE LET HER HAVE THE COFFEE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT SAM AND ALICE

One of my hobbies is listening to the tma q&a with jonny and Alex and clipping out bits that I'm like, this is just martin and Jon bickering. The girls are fighting. This conversation could happen in season 5 and I would not bat an eye.

[VD: An excerpt from The Magnus Archives Season 5 Q&A Part 2. Jonny Sims stutters, "... stuff like, it's just, it's just horrible," but Alex J. Newall speaks over him in a disagreeing, emphatic tone and says, "Ah, now you’re— Nothing wrong with a good mold. You can do a lot with a good mold. Also, the Corruption is a Power that you can kick. So I'm okay, I'm okay with The Corruption, doesn't bother me."

Jonny asks, "What do you mean it's a Power you can kick?" and Alex responds casually, "'Oh no, creepy mushroom.' Kick it." Jonny splutters and says, "Yeah, no, what-- You can't kick it-- Like, if the mold has buried into your flesh—" Alex repeats, "'Oh no, creepy mold.' Kick it."

Jonny argues, "If you are rotting, you can’t just... kick your own rot out." Alex says brightly, "Yeah, you can. Kick it." Jonny says wearily "Okay." Alex repeats, "The Corruption is a Power that can be kicked. I have-- I have no time for it." Jonny hums argumentatively and says, "Disagree," making Alex laugh. End VD]

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I know this is not a new take but shoutout to tumblr mutuals fr. I can disappear for a month, come back and reblog posts that are completely irrelevant to my usual fandoms, and y'all will still like them. I love y'all sm

you tell a male Romantic poet that he has to write you a poem but it can't be about the concept of poetry itself, the constant allure of death, or hot women who are mean to him and he just starts sobbing

Star of Solitude

Finished prepping for an exam earlier so I had time to finish this !!

I'm really happy with how the armour turned out

you have all got to stop being so snide towards people who haven't had any romantic/sexual experience not just cause it makes you sound like a caricature of a mean high schooler but because one day you're gonna be in battle and you'll be outmanned and you'll cry out "virgins...! help me..!!!" but no virgins will come to your aid nor will any aromantics nor asexuals nor people who just haven't had a chance to be in a relationship yet and it'll be because they dont want anything to do with you because that time you were mean on the internet. so think before you speak.

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beloved

(WIP) what the deal is with the magnus institute?

Sam/Celia/Gerry save me

hey magp crowd, what are we thinking about:

Viability as subject – none Viability as agent – low Viability as catalyst – Medium. Recommend referral to Catalytics for Enrichment applicability assessment.

what was this magnus institute up to? catalyst to what? a ritual mayhaps? agent of fear? hmmmmmmmmmm

I know the episode just dropped for most people but I can guarantee not enough people are talking about the fact that ALICE DID NOT DENY IT

Teddy said “you know it’s cool if you’re still in love with him” and she doesn’t deny it. Sarcastic Alice who jokes about everything, jokes about Sam being pathetic, and says she runs on spite and coffee and chaos generally makes jokes about not having feelings, DOES NOT DENY it

Thinking about how in the first episode Alice says “it isn’t too awkward working with an ex?” but in episode 6 Sam says “it’s the same place you hid things when we were students”, not “when we were dating”. Thinking about how Alice said “don’t you want Celia to go with you” and Sam said “we’re not there yet” and Alice said “are we?” and Sam says “We used to be.”

God what happened to them?

Finally, a proper-ish drawing of Sam and Alice