cheesygarlic
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It’s a lovely day in Johto, and you are a horrible lugia.
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guy!
#omg!!!!! omg!!!!!!!!!!#its him!!!!!!!! silliest being on the face of the planet#bipedal autism creature#i want to SQUISH and CRUSH him with my BARE HANDS (verrrry affectionate)#emmet#submas#subway boss emmet#subway boss kudari#kudari#art#pokemon
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gordon behaviour
ive been thinking about the og vid all day so i animated it
#half life#animation#shitpost#SOPT FUCIKIG WITH THME ICROWAVE#messing with everything i possibly can and procrastinating as much as possible is so fun
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me: ignores all my other wips in favor of whatever this is
youtube version here
#animation#pokemon legends arceus#volo#melli#ingo#warden ingo#GODDDD PLEAASSEEEEE#ITS THEM!!!!! ITS THEM!!!!!! ITS TH#my STUPID LITTLE IDIOTS#the motions are so smooth im sobbiggnn aauuuhgghhgh <3#literally beautiful#pokemon
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No Sound, No Memory
#art#ultrakill#violence layer#GOOD LIRD THIS PIECE#SCRUMPTIOUS. GOOD FOOD. DELICIOUS ART. EATS#goin totally rabid THIS IS SO PRETTY
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hi ultrakill fans
#hhHRRHGHBHGHBRHhrrhrrrhhHHHRRnNNGGGHHHH#STUPIT LITOL FREAKE!!!!!!#LOVE HE#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#art
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Descending into the shaft. Emmet & Galvantula are out to find the culprit(s) behind the power outage at the subway station!
#pokemon emmet#subway boss emmet#submas#submas emmet#god this piece is just so !!!!!!!!!!! (<3)#recently found these goofs and have absolutely latched onto em#grRRGRGgh the EVERYTHING n stuff aauUugug#also sorry for lack of posting/reblogging n stuff i just havent bothered to do anything lmao#art
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ultrakill fans will really see a monstrous mechanical titan the size of a city capable of razing entire countries within a matter of hours and go “Yeah that things name is benjamin”
#ultrakill#earthmover#ultrakill earthmover#1000-thr#ultrakill benjamin#good lird#this is kind of just. THE post. yes this. is us.#just look at him! he's so cute! *gestures towards kilometre tall behemoth of a machine w/ a city-destroying cannon mounted to its head*
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I offer a vortigaunt drawing from the other day
#ACTYALYL SCREAMIGH?? ?? ?? // ? / ??#OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG#THEYRE SO PRETTY LOOK AT EM#OHHHHH!!!!! BLORBOS!!!!!!!!!!!#hl2#half life 2#vortigaunt
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mightve gotten a little silly goofy and fixed up the drawing on paint 3d for funsies. slightly annoyed with myself over the front right tooth being kinda wonky but whatever. also didnt feel like fixing the hand up too much, but here y'all go i guess
ummmhgmhm. bad vort doodle i made on mspaint because i was bored (+ bonus middle hand)
i tried lmao
#hl2#vortigaunt#half life 2#art#im losing my mind rn#IVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DRAW THIS GOOD. WAS I POSSESSED BY THE GHOST OF AN ARTIST OR SOMETHING#probably never gonna be able to draw this good again tbh#reblog
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#vortigaunt#half life#half life: alyx#shitpost#meme#umMMMm?? brain pls can i be able to draw OTHER THINGGGZZZ??? vorts r cool n all but PLEAGE
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ummmhgmhm. bad vort doodle i made on mspaint because i was bored (+ bonus middle hand)
i tried lmao
#half life 2#art#vortigaunt#hl2#i really dont think this deserves the art tag but whatever#super proud of it though ARGH#im supposed to be bad at art why did this turn out okayish#i can only draw side views of vorts can you tell
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the eyes.
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Playing SPORE's archetypes in-character!
A while ago I wrote this for fun, and I really wanted to share it now, so, here it is with some improvements.
SCIENTISTS • Be sociable with other empires as a means of studying them, but threaten total obliteration on literally anyone who demands tribute. Do a lot of quests, as that also counts towards your empire's goal of researching everything. Keeping to yourself is also a good idea, and do make friends with other scientists if possible.
SHAMANS • Be relatively nice to other empires, but take most or maybe all of their systems if they decide to piss you off considerably, just to send a message. Hand other empires tribute if they demand it, but only if it's a small amount. Mainly stick to yourself.
BARDS • Be as annoying as possible. Just kidding. Have as much fun as you possibly can! Do quests, go on adventures, strike up a good conversation with empires! Just be really uncomfortably friendly with everyone. Play the victim if you somehow start a war and go crying to another empire and pay them to decimate the other empire.
WARRIORS • Be a genocidal maniac. Destroy anyone who even mildly pisses you off, take whatever you want, break the galactic code, and just go totally NUTS. Only ally with other warriors.
WANDERERS • Just go with the flow. Wanderers are wanderers, and do anything they like. Ally people, commit war crimes, destroy planets, go scuttling around the galaxy, just do whatever- it doesn't matter. The universe is your playground.
KNIGHTS • Be kind to other empires, but don't hesitate to tear them apart at a moment's notice. Knights are the more genocidal version of shamans, and if someone even mildly pisses you off then threaten war. Don't destroy someone immediately however. Give them a chance first. If another empire demands tribute, be nice- but only for that one time, and sever any alliance afterwards. If it happens again, obliterate them. Starting unprovoked wars is highly frowned upon, and quests related to killing/abducting people from inhabited planets are to be declined.
ECOLOGISTS • Be relatively peaceful. Try your best not to start wars, and if you do, then get an ally to fight for you. Make friends, and prioritize nature-related missions (ecodisaster preventing, plant/animal gathering) and outright refuse any missions that involve killing things, unless it's to prevent an ecodisaster.
ZEALOTS • Hand over money to any other zealots if tribute is demanded. Anyone else will be threatened with war, and preferably avoid anyone who isn't a zealot. Be reluctant to do quests for other empires and decline quests with low sporebuck offers.
DIPLOMATS • Be peaceful. Even if it means allying with the grox. Try to salvage friendship by sending gifts and complimenting the other empire if a war is accidentally started, and just flee if they still hate you. Hostility of any form is a big no-no unless it's neccessary/forced. (ecodisasters, pirate raids on your planets or allied planets, etc)
TRADERS • MONEY. Do quests, tax runs, trade routes, and snatch every artifact you can find. MONEY!!!!! If a war is started, just leave them alone and mess around elsewhere. If trading with the Grox means getting a few thousand sporebucks, then so be it. MONEY!!!!!!!!!
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boooooooooo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING HATE THIS ANIMATIO
#ultrakill#REBLOGGING BECAUSE THIS IS SO COOL>>>?>??>>???>????>///./>?../???/./????????#HMBNJSNB<RJJBNR<B??????????????#THIS IS LITERALLY SO AWESOME IM. AAHHGNN RHGHRHNGHJ#gabriel ultrakill
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