Gaz, wearing a almost perfect wig: Welcome to Femboy Hooters, where our prices are small and our cocks are huge, what can i get for you?

Price: ...

Ghost: ...

Soap: I'll have a burger

Gaz: Sir we don't sell burgers here.

Soap: What do you mean you don't sell burgers!?

Price: That's the thing you are most concerned about?

I know you're currently focusing a bit more on other fandoms right now but I randomly wanted to do a tumblr ask.

Anyway, whisper to me sweetly about megumi/junpei/itadori when you feel comfortable doing so 😌

Will do! 🫡

Soap, trying to flirt: I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach

Gaz: I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub!

Soap: Nobody in water is safe without a lifeguard

Gaz: That's 2ft deep, Soap. What are you even doing here?

Soap: *facepalms*

Adam would be a great rockstar me thinks, any suggestions for band names?

I might be writing something related 👀

Hear me out...

You CANNOT tell me "Poison" isn't PaperHat coded.

Two Lords walk into a bar:

Alastor: What brings you here?

Black Hat: My partner is mad at me

Alastor: May i ask why?

Black Hat: Appearently vivisection is not a "way to express love"

Alastor: ...

Husk: I aint paid enough for this shit *leaves*

Husk: I think we'll have to kill this guy Flug.

Dr.Flug: Damn

Hc: Power does not know what a meme is, Junpei has to explain all the basics of internet to her and once she gets it, she spams Junpei's phone with cat memes.

Yuuji: Do you wanna have a bromance?

Junpei: Isn't that kinda gay?

Yuuji: No it isn't anymore!

Junpei: I'm walking out the door

Yuuji: Please don't go away!

Power(about Yuuji): He doesn't deserve you, if he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone!

Junpei: I'm gone!

Power: Now go chop his dick off!

Power: You like kissing boys don't you?

Mahito: You're a boy kisser aren't you?

Junpei: I'm surrounded by idiots

Sakura: I think we'll have to kill this guy Niko.

Niko: Darn

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Haruno Sakura & Nibi | Two-tails | Matatabi, Haruno Sakura/Namikaze Menma, Itadori Yuuji & Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna, Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji/Yoshino Junpei, Nohara Rin/Uchiha Obito, Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Maki, Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru Characters: Haruno Sakura, Itadori Yuuji, Namikaze Menma, Fushiguro Megumi, Uchiha Sasuke, Kugisaki Nobara, Yoshino Junpei, Nohara Rin, Uchiha Obito, Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna, Nibi | Two-tails | Matatabi, Namikaze Minato, Yamanaka Ino, Tenten (Naruto), Zenin Maki, Zenin Mai, Hyuuga Hinata, Hyuuga Neji, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Okkotsu Yuuta, Tsukumo Yuki, Nara Shikamaru, Sasori (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto), Hoshigaki Kisame, Hidan (Naruto), Pain (Naruto) Additional Tags: Jinchuuriki haruno Sakura, Student Haruno Sakura, Student Namikaze Menma, Student Uchiha Sasuke, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Friendship, BAMF Dai-nana-han | Team 7 (Naruto), No Uchiha Massacre, Namikaze Minato Lives, Teacher Nohara Rin, Bisexual Itadori Yuuji, Yoshino Junpei Goes to Jujutsu Tech, Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna Being an Asshole, Fushiguro Megumi is Bad at Feelings, Getou Suguru Lives, Teacher Getou Suguru, Near Death Experiences, Canon-Typical Violence, Friends to Lovers, Fuuinjutsu Master Namikaze Menma, Protective Namikaze Menma, Protective Haruno Sakura, Protective Uchiha Sasuke, rivals to friends, Good Friend Uchiha Sasuke, Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna Not Being an Asshole, Uchiha Obito Being an Idiot, Itadori Yuuji Being an Idiot, Fushiguro Megumi & Itadori Yuuji & Kugisaki Nobara Friendship, Mentioned Uzumaki Kushina, Foreshadowing Series: Part 1 of Road to Sorcerer Summary:

Due to an accident in Okayama City, the local Jujutsu Technical School was closed and its students moved to Tokyo, Team 7 meets their new colleagues, but it doesn't go as their teachers expected.

Junpei: Sorry for trauma dumping you, it's my language of affection

Megumi: Sorry for trauma dumping you, it's my language of affection

Junpei: ...

Megumi: ...

And then they kissed

Did you know? That if you cut a jellyfish in half, the two pieces can regenerate and create two new organisms?

So

Yuuji: What are you going to do now that they're gone? Are you going to fight me?

Villain!Junpei: No

Yuuji: What?

Villain!Junpei: They will

Behind Junpei, an army of jellyfish began to form, Junpei smirked and Itadori gasped at Junpei's hand signal:

Villain!Junpei: Let's see how you fight them underwater! Domain Expansion: Jaws of 100 sharks!

Hc: After joining the villains, Junpei became extremely uncomfortable with people touching him, specially Mahito, but finds comforting Kenjaku's embrace, he feels safe and almost reminds him of his mother.

He doesn't know that all these hugs comes from another person.