There once was a ship in Cherry Bay
The captain’s name was GeminiTay
The salmon flopped as if to say
“Oh blow that goat horn, blow” (huh)
Soon may the Skizzleman come
To bring us sugar-sweet words and fun
One day, when the fishing is done
We'll take our rods and go
She cast out her line from shore
When down on her a bobber bore
The captain called “Grian!” and swore
She’d lay that scoundrel low (huh)
Soon may the Skizzleman come
To bring us sugar-sweet words and fun
One day, when the fishing is done
We'll take our rods and go
Before Gem had hit the water
The reaper’s fate came up and caught her
She led her crew to Pearl’s and fought her
‘Till Pearl fell below (huh)
Soon may the Skizzleman come
To bring us sugar-sweet words and fun
One day, when the fishing is done
We'll take our rods and go
No line was cut, they did the deed
The reapers’ rods were thusly freed
They launched into the sky and squeed
While others cheered below (huh)
Soon may the Skizzleman come
To bring us sugar-sweet words and fun
One day, when the fishing is done
We'll take our rods and go
For forty streams or even more
The Hermit pranks came to the fore
Exploding chests and traps galore
With breaks for fishing flow (huh)
Soon may the Skizzleman come
To bring us sugar-sweet words and fun
One day, when the fishing is done
We'll take our rods and go
As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
End crystals float and zombies spawn
The Skizzleman makes his regular call
To encourage the Hermits, Gem, and all (huh)
Soon may the Skizzleman come
To bring us sugar-sweet words and fun
One day, when the fishing is done
We'll take our rods and go
Soon may the Skizzleman come
To bring us sugar-sweet words and fun
One day, when the fishing is done
We'll take our rods and go
I love this. So much. This makes me want another game of Demise for Season 10
this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy
[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]
Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)
Then Grian got up to his usual tricks
The name of the game is kill or be killed
No swords no bows no PVP skills
First Rendog found his inner fish
But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish
Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace
But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face
Then Ren came back with a sinister vice
Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice
Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime
‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time
Stress set a trap at the shopping district
And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit
Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed
So he got a skeleton to finish the job
This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny
Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny
Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall
But the store detonated and it killed them all
Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day
And when he made it back home he got blown away
Then False broke a block and before she could speak
A giant underground explosion sent her into next week
Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour
But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor
And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave
Then without another word went back into his caves
Tango’s game was a race against the clock
And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block
Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold
But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold
And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet
He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat
This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny
It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Hermitcraft showdown….
In another dimension
With danger abound
Mumbo threw his ender-pearl
But missed solid ground
And Doc had played smart
But Grian played mean
He was dead on arrival,
The trap unforeseen
Then one player remained,
One Dragon Head left-
For the ride of his life,
Iskall auctioned his death
He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o
And every other member of the Dragon Bros:
FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO
And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio
Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan,
Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman
TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV
Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee
So Grian and Impulse forged a team
And together they built a death machine
With a narrative arc from beginning to end
And a wild surprise around every bend
When the show and the ride were finally done
Our champion knew that his course had run
All that remains from the end of this fight
Is a piece of bloodstained diorite
This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny
Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
On Episode 9 of Etho's MindCrack Season One videos.
"I'm never looking at an Enderman again."
And I am dying laughing. DYING. Watching him look at an Enderman, die to it because he couldn't hit it because old server lag from back in like 2012. And to hear him say back.... FLASH FORWARD to 2023, Secret Life Episode 7, where he LOOKS AT THE ENDERMAN.
Etho you never learn.... and clearly never stuck to that promise.
I don't know what, exactly made me decide "let's watch Etho's Mindcrack SMP videos for the first time". Videos that are over a decade old, where minecraft looks SO unrecognizable and bizarre compared to what it is now (also oh god it really used to look like that how did I forget?). Because I'm sad. I'm sad because sometimes the holidays are mixed feelings and I can't watch Hermitcraft Season 9 without getting sad because that's ending and Secret Life SMP ended...
The first episode of Season One.... the FIRST EPISODE of Etho ever being on MindCrack. And Bdubs just... gives him the iron armor right off his back oh my gosh. Knowing what I know of these two, of their friendship. It SHOULD not be shocking. It should NOT shock me that this is just how Bdubs is....
And it makes me happy. This was a smart choice... smart decision to start binging tonight.
I saw that Etho submitted 63 tomes on Tango’s vod, and that he was also sick this past week. But it just hit me that this man was sick all week doing Deck Out runs.
there's a bit of a language barrier there I think
I just wanted a excuse to use this headcanon, but the dudes! the guys be vibin! did have another three pages planed for this, never got around to it though,,,
transcript and extras below the cut!
Xisuma/Grian: *general arguing about starting conflicts*
Xisuma/Grian: *it is actualy about taxes*
Cleo:,,, What are those two even arguing about?
Zedaph: something about taxes? Maybe???
Cleo: What do you mean maybe? Zed, You always talk about how well you understand Galactic??
Zedaph: Hey! I can Read galactic very well, yes! ,,,spoken is, a different story however,,,
Gem: yea, spoken galactic is honestly a struggle to learn,,,
Scar: what's with X trying to egg Grian into starting the another war over there
Cleo:,,,Scar
Scar: hmm?
Cleo: Scar, last week you said you didn't know any galactic.
Scar: oh, no no, I don't, why?
Zedaph/Gem/Cleo:,,,
Scar: ,,, OH! Is that what that language is????
and here's the unused part of the script + my thumbnails! if any place deserved this part of the script, it'd be Tumblr <3
This is a dangerous rabbit hole I am about to plunge into and I’m all for it!!!!
haii!!! time to be tortured by another comic for @shepscapades DBHC AU!!
i need to point out, this scene is ✨~NONCANON~✨ to the au, and is kinda just. well i really wanted to create a hypothetical 'what if' scenario to torture shep, honestly. That scenario being, in this case, "hey, what if when Doc and X reboot etho on s9 after the moon crash and he wakes up Wrong and Angry and Bloodlusty, he gets loose on the server before they can shut him down?"
so uh. yeah ^_^ also, look below the cut for ✨fun bonus facts!!✨ (because they got too long to put in the tags)
NUMBER 1!!
it got hidden by the text bubble, but in the first panel bdubs is holding his phone. this is because, well, when etho gets out, doc and x immediately start warning ppl. sending messages in chat basically saying 'etho awake, he got out of the lab, something's wrong, he's glitched, he's dangerous, if you see him tell one of us immediately, and BE CAREFUL'
and bdubs, of course, processes up to "etho's awake" before dropping everything and going to look everywhere for him. because that's his buddy! etho's been down for repairs for a while he misses him!! he's going to go see his buddy!
2!!
in dbh (the actual game), when an android's stress level gets too high, they pretty much start looking for a way to terminate themselves. of course, i'm sure this holds no bearing to the comic! definitely no relation with etho throwing himself into pvp as his stress level skyrockets...
and 3!
there's a couple of ways this can end. either, doc and x arriving and one of them having to hold bdubs back as the other deactivates etho, or, option 2, well... at least bdubs will respawn far away and not have to watch :)
i'm sure this won't be traumatizing for either of them ^_^