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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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a bride and her guy
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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I’ve said worse things to my parents as a sign of love. Get the fuck over yourself.
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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Hey matt how are you
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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LMAO i just spent like 10 minutes tryna figure out what the hell everyone was talking about with matt and cars and hammers only for it to be some of the most fragile white male elon musk bullshit ive ever seen and him trying so hard to cover it up just makes him look sadder honestly, fuck this hellsite, fuck matt mullenweg, trans rights
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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You gonna do anything or make any statement about the rampant transmisogyny on this hellsite, especially in cases like predstrogen recently? Or yall gonna stay silent and keep letting/making us get pushed off of it.
I have a number of asks about this, so this is to address all of them, I won't do each individually.
We generally do not comment on individual cases, but because there seems to be mass misinformation around this, I will make an exception and comment on predstrogen.
First, Tumblr has a number of LGBT+ including trans people on staff, and they see things from the inside fully, and they're not protesting this case.
Why do we wrongly have a transphobe reputation? We did have an external contract moderator last year that was making transphobic moderation (and also selling moderation, criminally). As soon as we were aware that person was fired, and we later terminated the entire relationship with that contracting firm and have brought almost everything in-house (at great cost). I have previously commented on this publicly, several times.
I am not aware of any Automattician (people who work at Automattic and Tumblr) who has made any transphobic moderation actions. If it's reported it is investigated immediately, if anything were found that person would be terminated for cause immediately.
In predstrogen's case in addition to some mistagged sexually explicit posts, which on its own wouldn't be that bad, we have documented cases of harassment against other users. Most importantly, and why she is banned from Tumblr for life, is she made threats of violence against Tumblr staff.
That is never okay. Threats of violence is not protected speech. We will work with police and FBI where appropriate. I just got a death threat yesterday from someone mad about predstrogen, and that account was immediately terminated.
So regardless of whether you still think Tumblr staff is somehow a bunch of transphobes, know that threats of violence or death are still not acceptable and will result in immediate and serious action. Know that when you rile people up, they can do dumb things with possibly permanent consequences.
(2 hours later update: I have changed instances of the pronoun "they" or "their" to "the account" because I am unaware of pronoun preference in this instance and don't want to misgender anyone. Thank you for the people who reported this as an issue. Update 2: "She" is apparently better, the post now says that. Sorry for the mistake.)
Here's one (of many!) examples of the harassment violations, this one targets me but there are others targeting other users on the site.
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The second part seems to indicate she wanted to be suspended, I'm unaware of why, perhaps to create this sort of uproar.
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy
(part 1)
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape
(part 2)
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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pretend this is a good caption
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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Listen to me.
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Your Casey looks like an amongi
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you are the second person to say this
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 2 months
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jesus christ
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 3 months
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im ill about them. for the record.
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 3 months
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why does he fit so nicely
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just two pussies in a cat fight
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carbonated-p-oopwater · 3 months
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