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candledgrave · 3 days
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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candledgrave · 2 months
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its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney
we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article
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it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.
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candledgrave · 5 months
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Yaoi save me
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candledgrave · 6 months
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call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine
HELP
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candledgrave · 8 months
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making the Trahearne fanart I want to see in the world... and I want to see his flat ass folded up like a lawn-chair on the floor of the Priory library
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candledgrave · 8 months
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I'm sure I'm not the only one who wishes this gate was compatible with this fence, and while there is cc out there to make the gate bigger, I personally wanted to keep it 2 tile wide, so here's a quick and easy tutorial to force this gate into looking how you want, accessible to people who know exactly One (1) TOOL command (dont worry me too)
What you need:
Horse ranch (obviously)
Twisted Mexi's TOOL mod [here]
The pillar I used* comes from growing together (below), but you can use whatever you have available, as long as you're fine with the gate posts being bigger than the fence posts. Note that from close up the original posts may poke through a little, but it's easy to ignore.
*Can't confirm if the colours match decently to any other fence swatch, as I only used the black fence.
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To start off with, you obviously have to place down the gate where you want it. You can add in your pillars now, or after you've raised the gate. Now toggle TOOL with Shift + T.
To lift the gate, select it and use the elevate command. (If, like me, you've never touched TOOL before deciding you want to fix this gate, you'll know it's selected when it's green and seethrough.) Type in ".3" to raise the gate in line with the top of the fence. Unless you wanna mess with smaller decimals anything higher is too high, and if you wanna go lower that's personal preference.
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Now, onto the pillars. If you haven't whacked em down already, place your pillars onto either side of the gate, and select with tool. From my (limited) personal experience selecting and deselecting pillars with tool is a little finicky and its easy to accidentally move them, and if that happens just undo.
Again, we're using the elevate command, but in reverse to lower the pillars. In order to get them flush with the height of other fence posts, type in "-1.5". Making the command negative will lower the object. Make sure you do this on both pillars, obviously.
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Now, with all of that done, you should be able to exit tool mode and have a beautiful gate that spites EA's gate sizing.
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Cheers!
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candledgrave · 8 months
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pussy go crazy, pussy insane,
pussy like a zombie, give it some brain,
this pussy established, pussy cemented,
pussy disturbed and pussy demented,
this pussy take your money like a vegas casino,
this pussy kill bill like quentin tarantino,
pussy like megan, pussy the stallion,
pussy go to war with the pussy battalion,
pussy like a terrorist, pussy the bomb,
pussy online on pussy.com,
pussy like girldick, pussy t4t,
get your bills out cause this pussy ain’t free,
lock this pussy up, this pussy hysterical,
pussy writes poems cause this pussy lyrical,
pussy romantic, pussy bysshe shelley,
pussy like salami, go get it at the deli,
pussy hellraiser, pussy likes pain
pussy bust a nut like it’s name’s gawain,
pussy cut the power so it’s pussy lights out,
pussy got a bush like it’s the white house,
pussy lovecraftian, pussy unknowable,
jot this pussy down cause this pussy is notable,
pussy go crazy, pussy insane,
pussy song ends with the pussy refrain
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candledgrave · 11 months
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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
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candledgrave · 1 year
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if “”gaslighting”” is real then why do i still have a headache.
checkmate atheists
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candledgrave · 1 year
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candledgrave · 1 year
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Got kinda curious as to the genshin character with an Arabic name so I googled him and
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The dichotomy here is killing me
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candledgrave · 1 year
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Fork in him
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candledgrave · 1 year
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dimitri,
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candledgrave · 1 year
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candledgrave · 1 year
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does anyone have that pic of the girls beating each others asses then hugging and it says something like "even though we fight we're still best friends :)" or something
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candledgrave · 1 year
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men go to venice to suck more penice
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candledgrave · 1 year
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just a lil bernie sketch
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