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calamatisk · 5 years

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When I woke up this morning and decided to do my typical roll and stretch, this morning the entire length of my spine decided to do a symphony of loud cracks followed by an extra loud crack at the neck just to send off the soundtrack

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It is nice to know that in a parallel universe, Daredevil and Bane are friends.

#charlie cox #tom hardy #daredevil #matt murdock #dot the i #venom #eddie brock #they could actually meet… who am i fuckin kiddin #its studios hollywood they fuckin such at that shit

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Bane | character test shots (x)

“The Joker didn’t care—he just wanted to see the world burn, and he was a master of chaos and destruction, unscrupulous and crazy. Bane is not that guy. There is a very meticulous and calculated way about Bane. There is a huge orchestration of organization to his ambition. He is also a physical threat to Batman. There is nothing vague about Bane. No jokes. He’s a very clean, clear villain.” ~ Tom Hardy (x)

#tom hardy #bane #tdkr #behind the scenes #the dark knight rises

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Koffee with Karan Season 6

#deepika padukone

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Deepika Padukone for All About You Autumn/Winter 2018

#deepika padukone

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Calamatisk Rewatches: Peaky Blinders S1E4

*Freddie gives away the £200 Polly gave to him and Ada to the communists* Me: fucking moron. I don’t need anymore brain cells to die because of you

It’s not a Peaky Blinders episode unless you see Tommy walking through Small Heath within the first 10 minutes of the episode

Let’s just appreciate the guy who plays Jeremiah wasn’t even an actor when he got this part he was a poet who would perform in clubs and cafes what a lad

This is more of a PSA for the people who are surprised by the little boy placing bets in the Shelby’s betting shop with no one batting an eye: this is historically accurate. Fathers would get their kids to run and place bets for them as they were heading off to work. Some of the betting shop runners would even spare some free sweets for the kids. While this is unusual to us now, back then the working class functioned like this and more often than not the betting shop runners knew which kid belonged to which adult because the community was so tight. PSA over.

Scudboat looks like a poor man’s Gomez Addams

The one Lee guy who got his ear cut off by Arthur runs like my nan

“Tommy, would we be better to do this without you?” Polly, why are you asking that question when the answer is so clear?

The unanimous reaction to John telling his brothers and aunt that he proposed to Lizzie Stark is my reaction to Polly’s best line:

“Lizzie Stark has never done a day’s work vertical”

Watching how John defends Lizzie I just think to myself: “Shit... Martha picked a good one. He’d defend you no matter what, motherfucker, that’s some noble shit right there.”

“You could at least say thank you; it’s easier to see the Pope these days” Johnny Dogs, I love you

“Who are you loyal to, Freddie?” I think it’s fucking clear Miss Ada - handjob or not

Freddie grabbing Polly by the face is another reason why I hate this fucking man. Ted Talk over for now.

*Grace asks a fuckton of questions* *no one bats an eye* Well shit, it looks like the idiot parade is running this joint

Tommy’s idea of an ideal job (interrogation) interview is in a church and then he kisses Grace in front of Jesus. Then the next scene is him talking to his long-term prostitute - a class act, truly.

Attack of the Killer Fashion: Return of the Burgundy Outfit in the Museum

When John’s upset his lips purse into a cat’s anus

but that suit tho

“She better be under 50″ at least we know John has high standards

this is a wedding i would sell my soul, my mother’s soul and my firstborn’s soul to have FUCK WHAT A GOOD WEDDING

“NOT NOW ADA, BLOODY HELL, YOU DO PICK YOUR TIMES” that’s right how dare she - suck that baby back up your fanny, Ada, this isn’t about you

Grace is so fucking conspicuous I don’t get how NO ONE notices her when she’s being Queen Shady of Shady Acres

#peaky blinders bbc #peaky blinders season 1 #peaky blinders #arthur shelby #tommy shelby #ada shelby #polly gray #john shelby #steven knight #grace burgess #freddie thorne #the last one wasn't as humorous i guess but then again ep 3 was just me wanting to shoot billy kimber the whole time so lol not sorry #calamatisk rewatches

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Still one of my favorite pics ♡

#tom hardy #bane #oh my fucking god

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Calamatisk Rewatches: Peaky Blinders S1E3

Grace is better at swindling than flirting - unless she flirts better when she swindles then in that case they’re both perfect for each other

“My suits are on the house or the house burns down” how about I burn your fucking house down with your suits in it you spoilt shit

Grace, if you really want to eavesdrop so conspicuously why don’t you put an empty glass against the wall and put your fat ear against it

Crazy IRA man is singing and the first thought that came to mind is of Tommy saying “Do you want to fuck me?”

The filming of Ada running through the streets in her wedding dress reminds me of the ghost story of the Woman In White and like... no one’s pissing themselves?

I want to stick Campbell’s lit pipe up his ass “Must she do everything for you?” Why don’t you fucking do something useful you fucking moustached piece of rancid skunk piss instead of pine over your “operative”

Grace is a dipshit

I want to know why Grace’s hair doesn’t look a clump of wet 2 minute noodles but still looks like gold spun by Rumple-fucking-stiltskin

Polly’s style this season is seriously underrated. How many middle-aged women could make fucking ringlets look sophisticated?

“You think I can’t handle Tommy Shelby?” Freddie... you’re a mong

Grace’s burgundy outfit is something I would wear daily like a cartoon character. I love it and I honestly don’t know why.

“You think I can’t handle the Lees?” Billy... you’re a mong

Freddie’s been given £200 (£10,000 in the current year) and I get that he doesn’t want to leave Birmingham but the least he could do is take the money and set Ada up somewhere decent for her and the baby. This is one of the reasons why I fucking hate Freddie: he’s putting the money into the wrong fucking cause. Ada should be taken care of not the fucking communists.

Arthur sitting miserably in a candlelit church is foreshadowing for Hurricane Linda

“I’ve loved her since she was nine and I was twelve” first of all... ew. don’t say that to her older brother, you sicko. that’s not what he wants to hear.

I honestly don’t know if anyone’s noticed this (they probably have and I’m just being a dumbass) but there is an absurd amount of close ups on people in this show I’m sensing a fetish for close ups.

dramatic dressing time

*Grace appears dressed in red* My first thought: oh my god she looks like a period

no finn, no small knife - big C L E A V E R

In England, if the sun comes out everyone is still prepared for rain because you can’t trust the weather. That’s what Tommy’s happiness is like. Be prepared for rain and storming.

“I was a milliner when I met him. I was independent. I made this hat. I was a good milliner.” good for you? but... you’re speaking in past tense, love, which means you need to shut the fuck up and stop being such a judgemental sow. You’re hanging around Billy Kimber you’ve got fuck all to brag about.

“... she’s got the clap.” Me: *claps*

#peaky blinders #peaky blinders bbc #peaky blinders season 1 #calamatisk rewatches #tommy shelby #grace burgess #polly gray #arthur shelby #ada shelby #freddie thorne #steven knight #chester campbell #billy kimber #milliner bitch #don't know what her fucking name is

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softest secret agent to ever exist

#this movie is a piece of trash coated in cat piss #but he and chris pine were its saving graces honestly

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The Coraline soundtrack (and movie, frankly) is seriously underrated holy shit

#coraline #bruno coulais #henry selick #laika studios #mate this stuff is fucking great

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Tom with dogs in Siberia -from Driven to Extremes.

Just a reminder of the wonder that is this show. :)

#tom hardy #dogs #Driven to Extremes

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Driven to Extremes - Life Below Zero

#tom hardy #mika salo #driven to extremes

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Harry’s got a sort of wonky cross… That’s trials and suffering. And that there could be the sun and that’s happiness.

#harry potter #prisoner of azkaban

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“My boy is Benedict! He’s brilliant, actually. And it’s not blowing smoke up his arse, like ‘Brilliant as in: ‘He is a nice bloke!’ He has a sensibility and an oddness to him. And a directness and a fantastic sense of humor […]. He is a very generous, very thoughtful, focussed, disciplined actor […]. Not everyone runs in the Olympics… Benny should be running in the Olympics.” - Tom Hardy about Benedict

#Tom Hardy #Benedict Cumberbatch #Stuart - A Life backwards #stuart: a life backwards

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Calamatisk Rewatches: Peaky Blinders S1E2

You know you’ve got beautiful cinematography when close ups of a white horse splashing in water makes you feel like you’ve awoken in Heaven.

Definitely Heaven - Johnny Dogs has arrived.

Arthur go and sit on some grass somewhere for fuck’s sakes.

“I’d rather live among pigs” *later on* “Are you Lee boys laughing at my brother?” Well, shit, Tommy, make it even more clear how much you want to start a fight - I don’t think they quite got your message yet

Backwards music is a seriously underrated genre of music

Here’s the ironic part about Freddie’s flat: it’s a lot nicer than the one he’s going to be forcing Ada to stay in later on. At least it has a double fucking bed in it.

Ada’s purple socks, Freddie’s jacket, and her slip is an Iconic look for ‘Interrupted During Sex’ fashion

The shame the Shelbys inflict upon Inspector Campbell for not fighting in the war is just a collective joining in the good old tradition of calling someone “PUSSY!”

“Misunderstood your intentions when you pushed me against the wall” I get that ALL the time - it’s a nightmare

I miss John’s green flat cap. Real lesbian vibes it gives.

Finn taking a swig of alcohol from John’s mug while they throw pictures of the monarch into a giant fire is the best visual example of what kind of trashfire this family is.

STOP PROVOKING THE MOUSTACHE

*Polly grabs Ada’s breast* GOD, I WISH THAT WERE ME

Grace’ll lurk in your doors and windows waiting for the moment to toss a bucket full of men’s brown spittle and phlegm onto you and then make a weak attempt at flirting. Yep, this girl knows how to seduce.

I honestly don’t understand why Knight tried to hype up Freddie so much. Honestly, I really fucking don’t and all we see is Freddie and Tommy at odds for most of the time so... why

“I’m a Shelby too! Put my fucking film back on!” - this one’s a fucking keeper

Tommy Shelby leaning against a small table with messy hair, rolled up sleeves, a vest and a cigarette in hand is what I like to call an Aphrodisiac Image™

I love Curly. Sweet Curly who cares only for horses and how they’re treated. Curly’s another one who should be protected.

Tommy presuming who Grace is and makes the assumption she’s a girl “from a good family” who “got herself into trouble” is just such a fucking statement of how many brain cells die when Tommy is in the same room as Grace Burgess

“I warn ya - I’ll break your heart” “Already broken” - her name was Greta, she liked Feta, she danced all night and into forever...

I have to admit I love it when Grace sings. She has a Mother’s Voice. The kind that can ease babies into peaceful snoozes and put drunk twats into comas.

*Freddie appears* Me: Oh gOd WhY aRE YOu BAcK

*Freddie proposes to Ada, they look genuinely happy, my black heart melts* Ada: Come on, let’s go! Freddie: We’re not going anywhere Me: I’M NOT EVEN SURPRISED, THE FUCK

*Billy Kimber appears* Oh look, another victim for my relentless, soulless hate...

*Billy Kimber going on about how great he thinks he is* Your mother’s abortions have achieved more in life than you.