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I live in Phoenix and this is real
Arizona signs are concerned for your safety
[source]
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non-americans: u ok
americans:
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Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
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actual footage of me watching lemonade
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A and B smell the flowers.
image / twitter / facebook / patreon
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Uummmm, is this the outside of Dr Yap's office? Is this why Tina is so infatuated?
This is from r/shittypokestops and it’s the most cursed image I’ve ever seen
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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
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I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known – no wonder, then, that I return the love.
Soren Kierkegaard (via philosophybits)
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not the "gram" or the folks next door, ya'll
Do it for you
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we all assume Dr Pepper is a man. Bit what if it's not. could Dr. Jennifer Pepper for all we know.
Close enough
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[this funny picture via lolsnaps]
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Ok for some god awful reason YouTube recommend this to me.
It’s a surprisingly well edited fan video shipping Jim from Treasure Planet with… I guess both Ariel and her daughter Melody???
The video starts off like it’s Jim x Melody but then the prince cheats on Ariel with Princess Odette from tge Swan Princess???and then he goes to. Brothel made up of Jasmine and Esmeralda and bangs Jessica Rabbit bc she looks like Ariel?????? Then prince Eric murders his wife and child the end.
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How to make your own realistic talking Donald Trump puppet.
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This is rape culture.
This is white male privilege.
This is injustice.
The rapist and the judge are revolting, sociopathic spawns of the devil.
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My grandma lost her hearing aids
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