The Trump Administration

(Original Post: https://burnthe45thpotus.tumblr.com/post/157076556119/dear-the-internet-specifically-the-hamilfans)

(Parody of The Adams Administration by Lin-Manuel Miranda) 

[PERSON 1] How does the orange-faced, short-tempered Primary producer of The Apprentice Owner of the Sentient Jets Ardently abuse his large assets Destroy his reputation? Welcome, folks, to

[PERSONS 1, 2, 4 – DEEP VOICE] The Trump Administration!

[PERSON 1] Mike Pence is a sycophant, which makes him the Vice President

[PERSON 2] Obama can’t help you now, no more mister nice President

[PERSON 1] Trump degrades the media Calls all the Muslims lying terrorists in his taunts

[PERSON 2] Say what?

[PERSON 1] America cries out in response

*falling bomb noise*

[PERSON 3] An open letter to the fat Arrogant Anti-charismatic National embarrassment Known as President Donald Trump

[PERSON 1] Shit!

[PERSON 3] The man’s irrational. He claims that they’re in league With ISIS in some vast international intrigue? Bitch, please! You wouldn’t know what we’re doin’ You’re always goin’ berserk But ya never bother to work Give my regards to Ivana Next time you slam the press’s lack of moral compass At least we do our job up in this rumpus

[PERSONS 1, 2, 4] Oooh!…

[PERSON 3] The line is behind you You crossed it again And the president lost it again Aw, there’s so much strife Bannon’s runnin’ your life Now the prez is out posting again Let me ask you a question. Who sits At your desk when you tweet ‘bout your bullshit? They were calling you a dick back in ‘76 And you haven’t done anything new since You’re a nuisance with no sense You’ll die of irrelevance Go ahead, you can call us the devil You aspire to our level You inspire to malevolence Say, “Hi,” to the DeVoses! And spies all around us Maybe they can confirm Your authority’s as fake as the tan on your face We’re confining you to one term! Sit down Don, you fat mother[BLEEP]!

*explosion noise* *shouts*

[PERSON 1] Trump’s outta control!

[PERSON 4] Yeah! It’s awful. He controls the US, the majority didn’t want him in office, and he’s just appointing his friends and cash cows!

[PERSON 2] He’s a host unto himself. As long as he’s in power, he’s a threat. Let’s get him impeached before he starts World War 3.

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Dear The Internet (specifically the Hamilfans, anti-Trumps, Americans, people who can sing or rap, and anyone who wants a laugh)

Subject: The 45th President of the United States and parody that I’m surprised no one has thought of yet.

I made a Tumblr account for the sole reason of putting this out to the public so click the read more to see something that will make you howl in laughter and that I desperately want to be sung. And if you saw my user name, you can tell what it’ll be about. (Hint: parodies and sick burns)

I’m not American, but the whole world is feeling the shockwaves from the political unrest in the west. And since before his inauguration, I’ve had this idea swirling in my brain. For the Hamilton fans: what song (and its cut rap) is absolutely perfect for the new US President?

*cough* THE ADAMS ADMINISTRATION *cough*

I gave you three weeks, America. Three weeks. And not a single parody of this song has shown up anywhere (aside from one made before election day that is now, sadly, inaccurate).

I don’t have the best pipes, and I used up what little self-confidence I had gathering the nerve to create a Tumblr and post this. I am begging (four or possibly less) people, anyone who can sing and/or rap to put up a video on YouTube singing the lyrics down below. Credit for the parody’s creation (even in the description) would be greatly appreciated, but if you’re going to be a jerk, please at least credit the wonderful Lin-Manuel Miranda for creating the original piece (and take a listen to Hamilton too, it’s fantastic).

So now, without further ado, I present to you:

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Dear The Internet (specifically the Hamilfans, anti-Trumps, Americans, people who can sing or rap, and anyone who wants a laugh)

Subject: The 45th President of the United States and parody that I’m surprised no one has thought of yet.

I made a Tumblr account for the sole reason of putting this out to the public so click the read more to see something that will make you howl in laughter and that I desperately want to be sung. And if you saw my user name, you can tell what it’ll be about. (Hint: parodies and sick burns)

I’m not American, but the whole world is feeling the shockwaves from the political unrest in the west. And since before his inauguration, I’ve had this idea swirling in my brain. For the Hamilton fans: what song (and its cut rap) is absolutely perfect for the new US President?

*cough* THE ADAMS ADMINISTRATION *cough*

I gave you three weeks, America. Three weeks. And not a single parody of this song has shown up anywhere (aside from one made before election day that is now, sadly, inaccurate).

I don’t have the best pipes, and I used up what little self-confidence I had gathering the nerve to create a Tumblr and post this. I am begging (four or possibly less) people, anyone who can sing and/or rap to put up a video on YouTube singing the lyrics down below. Credit for the parody’s creation (even in the description) would be greatly appreciated, but if you’re going to be a jerk, please at least credit the wonderful Lin-Manuel Miranda for creating the original piece (and take a listen to Hamilton too, it’s fantastic).

So now, without further ado, I present to you:

The Trump Administration

(Parody of The Adams Administration by Lin-Manuel Miranda) 

[PERSON 1] How does the orange-faced, short-tempered Primary producer of The Apprentice Owner of the Sentient Jets Ardently abuse his large assets Destroy his reputation? Welcome, folks, to [PERSONS 1, 2, 4 – DEEP VOICE] The Trump Administration! [PERSON 1] Mike Pence is a sycophant, which makes him the Vice President [PERSON 2] Obama can’t help you now, no more mister nice President [PERSON 1] Trump degrades the media Calls all the Muslims lying terrorists in his taunts [PERSON 2] Say what? [PERSON 1] America cries out in response

*falling bomb noise* [PERSON 3] An open letter to the fat Arrogant Anti-charismatic National embarrassment Known as President Donald Trump [PERSON 1] Shit! [PERSON 3] The man's irrational. He claims that they’re in league With ISIS in some vast international intrigue? Bitch, please! You wouldn't know what we’re doin' You're always goin' berserk But ya never bother to work Give my regards to Ivana Next time you slam the press’s lack of moral compass At least we do our job up in this rumpus [PERSONS 1, 2, 4] Oooh!... [PERSON 3] The line is behind you You crossed it again And the president lost it again Aw, there’s so much strife Bannon’s runnin’ your life Now the prez is out posting again Let me ask you a question. Who sits At your desk when you tweet ‘bout your bullshit? They were calling you a dick back in '76 And you haven't done anything new since You're a nuisance with no sense You'll die of irrelevance Go ahead, you can call us the devil You aspire to our level You inspire to malevolence Say, "Hi," to the DeVoses! And spies all around us Maybe they can confirm Your authority’s as fake as the tan on your face We’re confining you to one term! Sit down Don, you fat mother[BLEEP]!

*explosion noise* *shouts*

[PERSON 1]

Trump's outta control!

[PERSON 4]

Yeah! It's awful. He controls the US, the majority didn’t want him in office, and he’s just appointing his friends and cash cows!

[PERSON 2]

He’s a host unto himself. As long as he’s in power, he’s a threat. Let’s get him impeached before he starts World War 3.