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burgercheese1812 · 4 days
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S1/2 Tom: I think I’ve fallen for you *wink*
Star: Then get up.
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burgercheese1812 · 4 days
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BEGINNING GOD
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
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I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
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burgercheese1812 · 4 days
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Star: Seriously that’s ridiculous no one would believe that Marco Diaz has a crush on me.
Janna: Everyone who thinks Marco has a crush on Star raises their hand.
*Everyone with a ten mile radius raises their hand*
Tom: Marco put your hand down.
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burgercheese1812 · 9 days
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help. I so in love with their familyyy~ QAQ
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burgercheese1812 · 11 days
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Tom: Oh look Bisexual Lighting!
Janna: No Tom that’s the police, hit the gas
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burgercheese1812 · 16 days
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i think we can all agree that luke’s motives were right for his whole anti-gods rebellion but WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK did he choose the child chomper??
he saw this titan and his silly myths and went ‘i want that one’
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burgercheese1812 · 17 days
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Chisaki: My day was fine. Chisaki: Hari's, on the other hand-- Kurono in the background: THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME A TWINK IS GETTING STABBED
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burgercheese1812 · 18 days
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Star, talking to Janna: In your opinion what’s the height of stupidity?
Janna, turning to Tom and Marco: What is your combined height?
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burgercheese1812 · 18 days
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Look I found this masterpiece on Pinterest
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burgercheese1812 · 19 days
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Ah I love when everything I’m feeling is summed up into a meme.
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I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?
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burgercheese1812 · 20 days
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Ok so.
I heard that there are some people out there who just hate on the canon Leo x Calypso ship, not just because they’d rather ship Leo with Jason or Piper (I don’t have a problem with that, it’s peek fanart honestly), but because they hate that Calypso is technically so much older than Leo and so they don’t like that it’s canon.
Well.
Why don’t we get into the technicalities then, shall we?
Yes, Calypso is technically like, a few thousand years older than Leo (but she was stuck to be immortal on a prison island for most of it, so she didn’t actually age, but anyway-)
But, Poseidon is thousands of years older than Sally, and literally any other women he dates
Also, Apollo?? He’s also thousands of years older than any mortal and I see all your Apollo x reader fanfics 🤨
You like Tyson x Ella? Well Ella is probably almost as old as Calypso and Tyson is literally Percy’s age or something.
More technicalities??
Zeus married his SISTER (incest is why Ares is the way he is just let that sink in)
Hades married his NIECE
And oh Ho Ho-
You thought Percabeth was SAFE??
ATHENA IS TECHNICALLY POSEIDON’S NEICE
SO PERCABETH ARE TECHNICALLY 1st COUSINS ONCE REMOVED
INFACT
EVERY CAMPER IN CHB WHO DATES ANOTHER CAMPER IS TECHNICALLY DATING THEIR COUSIN
THEY’RE ALL TECHNICALLY COUSINS
The only mildly ACCEPTABLE pairing is children of Aphrodite with other campers, because at least THEY’RE all far enough away from the Olympic family tree that it’s ok. (Aphrodite was made from Uranus’s blood so she is technically Zeus’s aunt but also technically not?)
In short, none of the ships are safe from the technicalities.
So just why, does it suddenly apply to Caleo??
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burgercheese1812 · 21 days
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Some of my fav TADC theories that I’ve found
The characters are employees
I honestly really like this theory about how all the characters were working for C&A and that they were told to try on the headsets and then they got trapped in the game
Then this also answers the question about where their real bodies are - being looked after (and lowkey held hostage) at the company
2: Kinger was a technician sent into the game
This theory explains why Kinger is obsessed with his insects collections, because he was sent into the game to fix its “bugs”
but now because he forgot who he was and went crazy - he just remembers something bugs or insects
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burgercheese1812 · 22 days
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Did Aziraphale just check out Crowley's arse when he bent over?
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Why, yes. Yes, he did.
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burgercheese1812 · 23 days
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burgercheese1812 · 24 days
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The voices in my head be like:
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burgercheese1812 · 25 days
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*arguing*
Tom: Fuck you
Janna: No, fuck you. You’re the bottom of this relationship.
Tom: …
Tom, confused: we haven’t even banged?
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burgercheese1812 · 25 days
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Sero Hanta as Tony Hawk tweets
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