budgetburials
CHEAPER AND DEEPER !
" SOMEWHERE MONEY BURNS.
SOMEWHERE SOMEONE ELSE IS FRYING. "
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Arrested Development – 1.10: Pier Pressure
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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course
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→ We don’t run it’s embarrassing x running from the FBI
Expectations VS. Reality
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alonggoodbye: If anyone asks her why she married Everett she'd say it's because he's hot and makes her laugh, and had the capacity for great violence and she likes that in a guy
alonggoodbye: "Hey, man. I like your top!" " thanks, she's my wife" energy lmao
#alonggoodbye#➥ out of character.#i cannot stop fucking laughing omaeiogvherg i need it here for posterity
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MR & MRS NEW JERSEY 2024 @budgetburials
#➥ BRING YOUR WIFE AND TROUBLE WILL NEVER TROUBLE YOU ( halia. )#her wearing the button ................ WOW how did he get so lucky having such a supportive wife#truly undeserving of such a smokeshow#I LOVE THIS. SOOOOOOO MUCH
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just two queer disasters who can’t stop quipping and making out about it. @budgetburials
#➥ BRING YOUR WIFE AND TROUBLE WILL NEVER TROUBLE YOU ( halia. )#WOWWWWW prints this out. staples it to insides of my eyelids#cannot stop looking at it. will not stop looking at it. will never stop loving this holy union
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Eddie Morton - I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew
That’s Victor 16324. If you’ve ever wanted it, good luck finding it.
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// Halia canonically being Everett's only friend who'll admit he's attractive be like:
#GFERIOAGNH#everyone say thank u halia for keeping everett alive!!!#like tinkerbell he will die if he does not get enough attention. and more importantly. not enough compliments#➥ BRING YOUR WIFE AND TROUBLE WILL NEVER TROUBLE YOU ( halia. )#the vegas marriage has me in a chokeholdl
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Challengers
dir. Luca Guadagnino (2024)
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out of character. it is everett's birthday and i love him
1) scottish tweet that lives in my heart forever
2) "I BELIEVE IN MISTER GRAVES" button left over from an ill-advised and obviously ill-fated foray into local politics. asked if his history with organized white collar crime might be incongruent with a career in politics, everett answers "lol no"
3) everett and julie ( @glacierfront ). he gets to win just this once because it's his birthday
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Perfection.
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you've been listening to me talk for an hour now. - from everettttttttt
"Yeah, but the important question is." Julie leans across the table, glittering in a way that implies she is about to insult him.
A very familiar look, for her, for him.
It's been nice to catch up. There was one terrifying moment -- okay, well, a lot of moments -- that when she'd told Everett she was quitting, back when she looked more sleep-deprived racoon than person, he would never speak to her again. They'd just... go their separate ways, and she'd have learned that their relationship was one of con(fucking)venience instead of something genuine.
Granted, it could still be convenient now — she did offer to pay for this meal, which is fucking rare — and he could drop her like a hot cake later — but now it feels. Not very convenient at all.
Nice is the word, she thinks. It feels nice.
Especially because she gets to smile at him, and ask, very sweetly: "Have I retained anything."
@budgetburials
#there will be a quiz on this sparkling water tirade in her annual performance review#➥ employee of the month! ( julie. )#glacierfront
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there is a scene in the sopranos where he gets permission from the federal government to be released from prison for one day so he can attend his daughter's wedding, and the guards bring him a suit and some shoes he can wear, and he's just holding these patent shoes in his hands and sneering at them before finally going "has ANYONE read an issue of GQ in the last 3 or 4 years" and that is like. quintessential graves dialogue
#➥ out of character.#vain image obsessed mobster?????? dont mind if i do#god#tony calling a s1 goon 'mr. gq' and then finding him and stapling shit to his chest calling it a tailoring job is similarily gravesian#both in the sense that everett is similarly hilarious and ironic#and in the sense i can see him on the receiving end of the improvised tailoring
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On some level, he knows it's a losing game. That by continuing to respond, he's playing right into her hand. The dignified thing to do would be to stop bartering and cut his losses, quit while he's ahead for heaven's sake, but the impulse is irresistible — like some sort of death instinct.
Everett decides to play one of the stronger cards in his hand.
"I sign your paycheques?"
Julie calms down. (For now?) Takes a few seconds to do so, exhaling air in a noisy gust of wind and sagging on the bench like this whole exchange has taken the life from her.
But there's still an opportunity to kill Everett. Her head rolls toward him. She smiles, bright. She says, "What even is there?"
The smile grows.
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