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Albert: Are you saying you like me, or not?
Ravi: Are YOU saying you like ME, or not?
Albert: I'm saying I like you!
Ravi: Well, then I'm saying I like YOU!
Albert: Fine!
Ravi: Fine! Then, I guess we're dating!
Albert: Fine!
Ravi: Fine!
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Buck: Morning, babe.
Tommy: Morning.
Buck: Gotta say, after last night, I'm still a little weak in the knees.
Eddie: *Slams fridge door* Here's an idea when you walk into a room; Take a scan.
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Eddie: So, is Buck a romantic at heart?
Tommy: Oh yeah, look at this text he sent me .
Eddie, looking: That's just a link to the I love you bitch vine?
Tommy: It's true love.
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Eddie: Should we hurt him, or save him?
Ravi: Hurt him.
Albert: Save him.
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Ravi: Remember when you dared me to lick the swing set?
Albert: No, I said "Ravi, don't lick the swing set", and you said "Don't tell me what to do Albert".
Albert: And then you licked the swing set.
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Albert: Quick! The floor is lava!
Ravi: *Lay's down on the floor* Ah, the sweet relief of death.
Albert: Damn it, Ravi!
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Ravi: I have a plan.
Albert: Does it involve us not getting in trouble with Bobby?
Ravi: I said I had a plan, not a miracle.
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Albert: I only ever see you awake. Do you ever shut down, or stop running?
Ravi: Oh, I'm always running.
Ravi: The question is from what.
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Albert: Guys, there's a monster in the kitchen, and it's ugly.
Chimney, walking out: Fuck you.
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Albert: Why don't you just admit you made a mistake?
Chimney, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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May: You know, I regret showing you how a blender works.
Ravi, drinking pizza: Why?
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Tommy, meeting Ravi: How dumb does everyone think you are?
Ravi: Well, sometimes if they want me to get something from the store, they send pictures.
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Ravi: Chimney, I need you to come over right now.
Chimney: Why?
Ravi: Albert is passive aggressively doing the dishes he told me to do hours ago.
Ravi: I don't feel safe.
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Ravi: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Hen: Myxine Circifrons.
Ravi: Wait..that's an actual thing..?
Hen: Yes, why?
Ravi: ....fsh
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Ravi: Did you know that atoms never touch each other, and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives? So, to answer your question Bobby, I didn't punch Buck.
Buck, holding his bloody nose: Bitch!
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Ravi: Why are you guys standing on chairs?
Buck: We're playing a game called "We saw a big ass spider, and don't know where the fuck it went"
Ravi: *Scrambles onto a chair*
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Eddie: Why are you here? You aren't working today.
Albert: Buck texted me saying Ravi was hurt, so I brought a watermelon.
Eddie: Why?
Albert, handing Ravi the watermelon: Ravi loves watermelon.
Ravi: *Hugs the watermelon, while crying*
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