brianlesshetaliawritings
not brainless, very intelligent
Gender Neutral/Masc focused fanfic blog with medium length but half-assed responses, no promises i'll answer in a timely manner either
30 posts
Last active 3 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
Text
i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
27 YEARS
and that's just the children
take a second to take it in..
and we didn't get a cease fire.
17K notes
·
View notes
Note
Can you do yandere canada and russia after they stop their darling from escape with a bit of violence like broken bone? Like how they treat y/n after that
Yandere Canada and Russia after breaking his darling's leg. (to stop them escaping)
would it be bad to say im excited to write this? idk. i got to thinking and decided i'll go with a broken leg if ya don't mind, sorry. also, sorry again for taking so long. and also like, sorry if this sucks ass??.. i didnt pass writing class if you can tell. but uhh.. ya, this is probably really bad so im sorry. :( another note: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THAT THIS WAS PROBABLY A REQUEST FOR AFTERWARDS OH MY GOD IM STUPID I WAS GONNA WRITE THE WHOLE PROCESS AND SHIT😭 I NEVER READ SHIT ALL THE WAY ISTG
tw: violence, broken bones, abuse, force feeding, similar stuff
!! yandere content. if you can't handle any behavior possibly seen in a yandere please don't read this. !! (example; obsessive, stalkery, possessive, violent, or generally horrid behaviour.)
Canada
Canada honestly hated having to do this, but he really felt like he had to. That and he was just really pissed. Like a lot. Like screaming, hitting, and punching type pissed. But, again, doesn't like seeing you hurt.
After he absolutely destroyed your lower calf and beat you for a while he spent a minute staring at you, a bit in a daze, until eventually suddenly snapping out it and quickly bringing you home to properly care for the damage he has afflicted upon you.
He was way gentle afterwards, bandaging and disinfecting the wounds with much care and as thuroughly as possible. Though, it was clear he wasn't just going to let this off the hook with the way he decided to directly tie you to a hook on the wall, with very little wiggle room and no way to move more than maybe a foot.
Your progress in all the freedom you acquired was not only reset, but even worse than where you first got here. It's uncomfortable, even with the pilow he provided you. You're no longer allowed to have your hands free in general, and he has to feed you instead of letting you do it yourself. When you need to use the restroom you have two minutes in there until he starts asking what you're doing in there.
It wasn't really all that painful though outside of the ache of the previous abuse he made you endure. That and the occasional ache from the limitted positions you have at your disposal, don't worry though. Every three days he'll switch your spot so you'll at the very least have a different view to look at. In general, he isn't the worst to have, but definitely not the quickest to forget. You'll be stuck doing this for another month or two before he even considers giving you the slightest of freedoms.
Russia
Ivan is not nearly as lenient as Canada. Hell, after he beats the life out of you, probably breaking more than just your leg, he decides to lock you up in the basement—the cold, empty basement. He drags you to the stairs, shoves you down, and locks the door before ditching you for the next day or so.
Eventually, though, he returns, purely to ensure you don't die. You've been bad, but he'd never want you dead. It would be a lonely world without you by his side. His hands roughly push you around as he wraps you up in bandages and drenches your wounds, rubbing the stuff off with a washcloth afterward. He forces you to be tied up in a position where the majority of your bones will heal correctly, besides the leg. If the leg is messed up, that'll make any future attempts all the harder for you, which is what he wants.
Once he's done with that, it'll be another two days. No food, no water, no warmth, no him. Just sitting in the basement without pain medicine, starving, perhaps freezing, as he does nothing to help you with frostbite or hypothermia. Though, as expected, he returns yet again, and this time with food. The force-feeding will be rough, and you'll likely choke a couple of times, but honestly, it's better than you having been starving earlier.
This will be your life for two or so weeks, rotting in the basement, with your only human interaction being when you need to eat or maybe even for the restroom. The good news, though, is that Russia isn't a very patient man. Even if he's frustrated, he misses you a lot. So you'll be freed rather quickly compared to Canada, funny enough. Or at least, freed from the basement, that is.
Don't take this as him forgetting, though. Oh no, he remembers. You're only this lucky because he loves you, okay? You'll never know any of the freedoms you might've had in the past, and you're pretty much stuck with being tied or trapped for the rest of your miserable life. The only thing that'll really change is just the quality of how he'll treat you, the comfort in which you'll be provided, and your setting. So have fun, dear reader, and good luck. You'll need it.
#yandere hetalia#yandere aph canada#yandere canada#yandere hws canada#canada x reader#aph canada x reader#hetalia x reader#yandere russia#yandere aph russia#yandere hws russia#russia x reader#aph russia x reader#hws canada x reader#hws russia x reader
84 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yandere Canada realising his pookie bear ran off + catching them ig
okay, so like. i was doing a request and because im stupid as fuck i ended up writing something completely different from what they asked. but like i spent so long rewriting this 20x and honeslty its only half finished but i feel like sending it off to the general public anyways cuz like.. i been a bad writer lately and havent written jackshit. so here you go guys, enjoy this little icecream sample.
!! yandere content. if you can't handle any behavior possibly seen in a yandere please don't read this. !! (example; obsessive, stalkery, possessive, violent, or generally horrid behaviour.)
Canada
Matthew, although not necessarily violent, frightened you. He horrified you a lot, and you didn't know why. He tries his hardest- he really, really does. Not only does he feed, clothe, and provide you with shelter, but he also went through the drama of getting as much as he could out of your old home just to see you happy! He learned everything you were ever interested in, talked with you about whatever you wanted, and never even asked you to do anything. In his mind, he is practically perfect when it comes to caring for you. At least, he thought so..
Clearly, he was wrong, however. As soon as he got home today he instantly noticed two things. One, the door is open, and two, you're gone. Whether it was panic, or frustration, he does not know. All he knows is as soon as he noticed you weren't there he went running in search of you, struck by a sense of urgency.
You weren't all that far off when he found you, or atleast in his opinion you weren't. About a kilometer and a half away, a chase ensued for a short distance but really it was futile to begin with. You'd never be able to outrun him, especially in an area he's so familiar with. As soon as you were caught you were pinned to the ground, him holding you in place with relative ease as you kick and scream, calling him names. Eventually he gets ahold of your hands, holding them in place with one of his.
"Y/N.. Why would you do this, I thought you were finally starting to really love me." It was hard to tell if this was a question for you, or just a late attempt at guiltripping you. If so, then this was his worst try yet. How could you sympathise with someone whos holding you down so roughly, keeping you against your will? You try your hardest but you can't help the tears that begin to run down your face as you continue trying to fight against him, even if you know you'll never get him away from you. It would be too shameful to give up.
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
hi guys, thank you to everyone who reblogged and liked my things and whatnot! im sorry im taking so long on writing, but im just kinda braindead rn. also, even if i am working on them, im just.. picky. like really picky. so just know, requests are definitely still open and im still interested in writing! idrk whats going on with me but im sure ill get over it eventually. woohooo
0 notes
Note
You. Give me various headcanons (About the character. not x reader.) on one of your favs
Switzerland and Liechtenstein Headcanons
this started off just as switzerland, and mostly is switzerland, but i decided to add her to the title since i added like two headcanons on her. decided to just tag as switzerland because of this. this isn't as neat as the average request just cuz i put all the things i could remember at the moment.
Switzerland is bad at shooter games, like really bad. But he makes up for it by being really good at certain carnival games, he went through the drama of figuring them out just so he can get his money's worth and actually get something. These are specifically the cup ones and the balloon popping ones, never does the duck thing though because it's not worth the risk. These skills aren't all that used due to him not really going to carnivals unless with Liechtenstein, especially the games or rides.
Speaking of rides, he does not like amusement rides. At all. Which, luckily, he can avoid them because Liechtenstein isn't really a fan of them either. And he's unlikely to go to an amusement park/carnival with anyone else so.. How fun.
Kind of a living calculator, acts like it's totally not impressive even though it really is. Genuinely can answer any math related question, especially about economics or statistics. During world meetings people probably just start asking him questions about math over and over again to annoy him.
Also amazing at gardening, it's been seen that he cares for his flowers a lot and wants them to be in very good quality so I feel he probably grows other things too. He keeps the goats the hell out his garden, they'll probably eat and stomp on everything, and as much as he loves them he will absolutely not allow that.
Switzerland has a bird feeder and bird bath in his garden also, he had to deal with squirrels eating the bird food for awhile though so he got a new one but eventually started feeling bad for the squirrels and got them their own feeder. Had an auction for the old bird feeder at a world meeting, some dumbass bought it for two hundred fifty bucks. He bought it for twenty-five.
He fostered animals before, and still kind of does. He does it every once in a while, and is very very patient with the animals. He never even went out of his way to foster at first he just saw a poster on a bulletin board one day and it haunted him for the rest of the day until he went to the shelter. Went to the place on the poster at four in the morning because he couldn't sleep thinking about it. Now he just gets random calls from the place every once in awhile, rarely denies them. Has done cats, guinea pigs, turtles, tortoises, and rabbits so far. Isn't gonna do dogs just because he's nervous on how the goats will react.
He's not a car guy.. But he does love to see classics, it just makes him a bit nostolgic. He goes to classic car shows every once in a while just to look, he actually probably has a classic that he owns. Doesn't obsess over cars that much though for the most part, isn't into ferraris or anything of the likes, just a nice old car will do.
Likes trains a lot, knows all about them and how they work. Knows pretty much every single one to have ever existed, likes to ride in them. Would always choose trains over any other mode of transport, especially if he's going through the countryside. Would have a crisis if he had to choose between a cheap flight or a train, trains are just more natural to him but also like.. Money is too.
Liechtenstein buys high-end shampoo and puts it in the cheap shampoo bottles switzerland uses. Switzerland thinks that the shampoo just kicked in recently and for some reason made his hair nicer. Liechtenstein uses the old shampoo for bubble baths, so now she also doesn't have to buy the bubble bath stuff.
She actually does not have a long crazy skincare routine, she puts on sunscreen when it's sunny and that's it. Never had skin problems before and probably never will, worst she got was a single pimple after having all sorts of stuff used to draw on her face in her sleep. (This includes lipstick, markers, paint, a couple stickers, and spray cheese..??) Kind of shocking that her friends managed to do that to her while she was sleeping though because she's a pretty light sleeper and usually would notice if something touched her in her sleep.
#hws switzerland#aph switzerland#switzerland headcanons#aph switzerland headcanons#hws switzerland headcanons#hetalia switzerland#hetalia#hetalia headcanons
13 notes
·
View notes
Note
Are you an 18+ adult so I may interact ?
no, i’m under. 👎 probably should’ve stated that on my thingamabob…
0 notes
Note
if you're still taking requests - nsfw alphabet with Austria
Austria NSFW alphabet
i couldn’t tell whether i wanted him to be submissive or not.. so i kinda did both. also i wrote this in a he and you sort of way and i dont know if i like it or not..?? feel this stuff isnt that accurate but whatever..
warnings: nsfw obviously, kinks vary alot, nothing too intense unless spanking counts. just say if you want me to add one since i cant really think of anything really in here
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He either goes right to sleep or he might drink some water then take a bath after a bit of time laying with you. It mostly depends on what happend, how long it lasted, and how his day went.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his hands alot, theyre help him play instruments, plus you seem to like them alot when he uses them on you.
Roderich's an ass guy, maybe thighs. But his favoritee part yours is your lips, they can do all sorts of things and that makes him feel drawn to them often.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Prefers pulling out and cumming on ur tummy, it's easier to clean that way. Also, even if he's not a big fan of cum, the image is really nice when he sees it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He wants to masturbate to the sight of you touching yourself, but it'll take awhile for him to admit that to you. Oh, and he wants to try out some roleplay but that he'll probably never admit it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Yeah, only with being submissive though since Hungary used to dominate him a lot. Probably not much experience domming with his partner though, maybe he slept with a couple other people beforehand.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
I don't think he's a fan of really complex positions so he usually goes for cowgirl or missionary, lazy doggy too possibly if hes being penetrated.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Roderichs serious during sex, he'll chuckle at anything silly that might happen for a bit though, then continue on like normal.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He isn't all that hairy to begin with but he shaves once it becomes noticable to him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's not too romantic during sex but he does make sure to sneak a few kisses in, he also tries to have a good amount of eye contact with you too.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Not too often, maybe once a week or less if you two have been together alot that week.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Roleplay
Spanking(on you, bare hands or with a riding crop. both work.)
Pegging (him)
Wax play (both)
Lingerie (both)
Food play (both)
Bondage (you, he would try it maybe once or twice.. ten times so far)
Edging (you)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
In bed, just more convenient for him and also more comfortable. Maybe in the tub, but you'll have to be in charge.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
I feel that he has sensitive thighs that like getting rubbed, so keep a look out for that. Likes hair pulling as long as it isn't too rough on him, gentle tugs make him excited. Sitting on his lap would end with interesting results too.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything gross, I think he really really hates spitting and stuff like that. He can't hande it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I would say he's pretty friendly with oral, isn't it's biggest fan but never against it. He's real good at it, and this is a good opportunity for that hair pulling I mentioned earlier also. Not against getting his dick sucked at all.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Can't go all that fast for various reasons, so his speed can go from slow to about average. He likes to take his time though, so slow preferrably.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Not a fan. He has once probably, but it just isn't his thing. He'd rather savour these sorts of activities for as long as possible, like he does with other things he enjoys.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
No risks, but would experiement. He's willing to try things you mention most of the time, and things he might be interested in. Risking getting caught isn't something he'd do, actually, it'd probably haunt him if he did. Just a bit.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can up to 5. He'd do it for even more if he didn't get absolutely exhausted. Rounds last for awhile too. As mentioned, he likes to take his time with these sorts of things. Results can vary depending on if he's dom or sub, or on how he's feeling that day. Usually tries to get more than one in.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Hmm.. Excluding that riding crop from earlier, not too many. And there's also the bondage too, if that counts. Once bought you a vibrator so he could watch as you use it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh, definitely. Just enough to make you want more. He finds it really entertaining to see you all riled up.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He ain't quiet. No screaming, just mostly moans and groans. He would also talk quit a bit, not constantly, but he will. Pants everytime he finishes because he's tired.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Horny guy when drunk, like really really horny. This has ended in chaos for him multiple times.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Uncut, average size. No hair, he just doesn't really grow it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty high, would like to have sex four times or maybe even more a week. Masturbates otherwise, although he really prefers to have sex instead.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
fifteen minutes to two hours. Depends if he took a bath or not, even if he doesn't he still does need time to relax afterwards and catch his breath. Plus he'd talk with you a bit, most likely on whos cleaning this in the morning.
#austria headcanons#aph austria headcanons#hws austria headcanons#austria x reader#aph austria x reader#hws austria x reader#hetalia x reader#hetalia headcanons
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
1 note
·
View note
Note
Hi Im the Anon that requested ptsd, Im trying to figure some things out and I liked what you wrote... but I saw you're working on yandere and that triggers some horrible things to me (personally I dont get how ppl like that.. genuine question, why?) so Im going to stop following you bc of yandere, but I really like your blog..
well, i’m a little confused on how to answer this but the reasoning behind the yandere stuff is just cuz i really like horror and concepts outside the normal. (tbh, i don’t get why some people would be finding it attractive). i understand why you’d be having triggers because of it though, so do whatever makes you feel comfy. if i have more people with a similar concern on it, i might even consider making a separate blog for that content. but all in all, i don’t mind you unfollowing if it means you avoid seeing things that make you feel bad.
1 note
·
View note
Note
America with a fem s/o who also has supernatural strength, except she can't control her's. Like everytime she tries to open doors she ends up yanking out the doorknob. He didn't know this until he noticed how she always refuses to return his physical affection, even the smallest physical gestures like shaking one's hands and high fivers. Because she's scared of accidentally hurting people :(
im sorry anon… no fem reader, please read the rules carefully /nm. responded so you can set it to gen reader if you would be okay with that, no pressure though. sorry again.
0 notes
Note
Please France with a s/o with big ptsd bc he was abused as a child
France x male s/o who has pstd from childhood abuse
hope ur feeling ok anon..🫡 i'm assuming you meant masc reader, tell me if i'm wrong though. sorry if this is a bad portayal of it, tell me any mistakes in that too.
tw: ptsd, childhood abuse, mentioned france possibly injuring their nose
France
Curious, but not obnoxious when he first learns this. Would ask what happened, and if theres anything else he should be worried about. He understands if you don't want to answer questions or talk about it too much though.
France will ask what might trigger you, or what he can do to help you if you get flashbacks. He's very worried for you, and wants to know what he can do to make things even the tiniest bit less hard.
Whoever it was, he now has something against them that he wont forget. Would talk shit about them if you're okay with that, even if it sounds a bit weird when he does because he likely hasnt met them before. And if he ever sees them.... Oh man, they will not only get get the worst insults of their life, but they'll also come home with a broken nose too.
France knows he can't erase it, but he would put more effort in making you happy. Not that he originally didn't or anything, he just feels like it's even more important to him now. This means memorising your favorite foods and snacks so he can make them, makes you sweet notes that are like short poems every once in a while too.
If you get nightmares then he will try and help by giving you a warm drink and try to help you get your mind off it for now, asks about what he can do to help better once breakfast rolls around. Isn't nosy though.
If you ever just get nervous or depressed then he'll be with you for it, inviting you to do fun activities and have picnics in some fields or mountains. Get's you out and about, even if you lack motivation. He isn't mad at you for it, even if it takes awhile to have you go out with him somewhere calm and nice.
Makes sure you get a small schedule, nothing too detailed but enough to make you're life simpler in a way. France does it with you too, considering its.. at the same timing as his own shedule too. Even if it might sound annoying at first or you'll get sick of doing it only three days later, it'll become natural to you at some point. In general though, he just wants to uphold good habits in your life and do things that make you happy, even if only for a short while.
16 notes
·
View notes
Note
feel free to delete if you don’t wish to write it 💛 but I’ve been thinking heavily on which countries would partake in 👁️👁️ the zaza 🍃 and which ones would be comfortable with an s/o that smokes cannabis, or which ones would join in on a session. Again, delete if this is offensive or unsavory! Thank you, have an amazing day ‼️
The best and just okay with an s/o who smokes weed
amazing. this is amazing. sorry if its lacking, but i just did a little thingamabob. (didnt do everyone, but you can ask specific character's opinion on it if you want!) oh, also, i just did this based off the top of my head. so it might be even worse because of that.
Would join you/ does it too:
Canada
Greece
Once in a while:
Norway
Tries, never gets into it:
Iceland
Prussia
America
Alright with it:
France
Poland
Spain
#canada headcanons#aph canada headcanons#greece headcanons#norway headcanons#iceland headcanons#prussia headcanons#america headcanons#france headcanons#poland headcanons#spain headcanons#hetalia headcanons
8 notes
·
View notes
Note
HI I LOVE YOU the Allies with a crush hcs you wrote are so cute I adore how you characterize everyone 😭 would you please do the SFW alphabet (from your pinned post) with America? Thank you so much :D
America SFW Alphabet
note: OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!1!!! I LOVE YOU TOO SWEET ANON THANK YOUS O MUCH (i'm sorry this took me so long)
Affection: How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?
He's very openly affectionate with you, completely shameless when he kisses you in public. He compliments anything good he notices about you and always says he loves you, but he also likes hanging out with you at his favorite places.
Best friend: What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?
Tbh Alfred just saw you and decided to have a conversation with you, this could be anywhere while anything is happening. He's a very playful friend, he really likes playing sports or video games with you.
Cuddles: Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?
Most definitely he would. He likes if your head lays on his chest while he hold you with one arm, it makes him feel like he can protect you. Also he just seems like the type to rest on his back to me.
Domestic: Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?
He can make scrambled eggs or toast, but thats the farthest his chef skills stretch. Cleaning isn't for him either since he always ends up breaking something on accident. He wants to wait until he can do those things to settle down, if he does. He's fine either way.
Ending: If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?
He'd wait for a good time then tell you he doesn't think this is working out, he probably didn't think of what exactly to say beforehand so it probably took him a good minute to finally explain his feeling.
Fiance(e): How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?
Not the wildest about marriage, he'd do it if you want though. You can also do it almost whenever, he doesn't care too much as long as he knows you love eachother. Probably wouldn't marry you like a year into the relationship though.
Gentle: How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?
He's nice and not too rough with you, but he's certainly not gentle either. Expect plently of excited hugs when you two see achother. He does care when you feel bad but he mostly just tries to distract you, unless he can fix it, then he'll gladly be your hero.
Hugs: Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?
Hugs you a lot, doesn't even think about it either. He's naturally an affectionate partner and love's hugs. He just kinda squeezes you for 7 to 30 seconds and probably gives you a few little kisses too if you're up for that.
I love you: How fast do they say the L-word?
Depends a bit on how your relationship started, longest it will take is a month into you guys being together.
Jealousy: How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?
He gets pretty jealous every once in a while. Dislikes when you spend too much time with other people, also doesn’t like it at all when other guys (or girls) talk to you like they’re into you. Definitely a hugger when jealous, if it’s bad enough he’ll mention that you two are together.
Kisses: What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?
Loves to kiss you. He gives lots of excited kisses on the lips and cheek (mostly lips). His kisses aren’t all too rough though even if they’re fast, they’re always sweet.
Little one: How are they around children?
He's... alright. He's not the worst, but good is an overstatement. He likes to play with them until he's accidentally too rough and they start crying. He doesn't handle the moody ones well, but shy ones dont work either. Would not change diapers if its a baby, or do anything important in general. 3.5/10 with kids imo.
Morning: How are mornings spent with them?
Shakes you awake because he doesn't wanna be the only one awake. Thinks mornings are better when he drags you along with him to get IHOP once you two are ready, but at least he pays so thats a plus. Likes to go to the park afterwards so he can walk with you and start a race back to the car when done.
Night: How are nights spent with them?
He watches a movie before bed, won't force you to partake but will beg every time. After that he does the nightly rituals and struggles to choose a position to sleep in for about 20 minutes, then remembers something he wanted to look up and talks to you about it. Falls asleep midway through reading about it. You'd assume this would be annoying, but it grows on you.
Open: When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?
A lot of people assume he's an open person but he does have things he keeps to himself. Doesn't do it all at once, just brings it up every once in awhile or if something reminds him of it. Doesn't linger on it too long, but you do start to learn his life story and whatnot the longer the relationship goes on.
Patience: How easily angered are they?
Not too easily angered. Some things can get to him though after awhile but after being frustrated for about five hours he forgives you. Can be pretty petty every once in awhile though.
Quizzes: How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?
Remembers about 70% of what you say, he tries to listen so he can get an idea of what gifts you'd like or to hear your interests. If he hears your impressed about something you saw, he might try it himself. Doesn't remember everything you say though, especially if you tell it while he's busy. Sometimes you say "hey, remember when i told you- (blah blah blah)?" and he'll lie that he does, then pretend to know all about the subject.
Remember: What is their favorite moment in your relationship?
Definitely something stupid. Either the time he snuck a (live) snake into a glass jar in the kitchen while you were in there or when he got you to come with him to a horror escape room and you two were chased by a man in a clown costume.
Security: How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?
He'd protect you if you're in any danger, without much thought really. He is the hero so it makes sense. He doesn't get protective over too many things that aren't dangerous though, like you having other friends who are guys or anything like that. Doesn't like it if people hit on you though, not like he'll cause a scene or anything but he certainly won't allow it to pass by.
Try: How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?
GIANT show off. Sometimes, though. Sometimes he'll just drive around with you while listening to music, or he'll take you to mcdonalds. Don't be shocked if he takes you on a luxury cruise for your fourth anniversary though. Also a fan of road trips to major spots in the USA with side trips to things like the salt and pepper shaker museum, or the biggest cowboy hat. LOVES day trips even if nothing special is happening though, expect one a week.
Ugly: What would be some bad habits of theirs?
Wore axe body spray at some point. Lasted two days until someone (you don't know who) had a talk with him about it. Depending on your opinion his fast food eating, and eating out very often in general might get annoying. Always pounds himself with cologne, sometimes multiple ones at once so he smells like a walking scent store. Would have a whole closet for 4th of july stuff, and sometimes brings the stuff out even when its not a partiotic holiday. Oh, also he has his flag on his boxers so look forward to seeing that if you look at the laundry.
Vanity: How concerned are they with their looks?
Pretty shameless. He likes to wear really stupid stuff out and about to get stares since he thinks its funny. Does put some attention to what he wears though, especially if he feels its important. He likes to think he dresses good for the most part though.
Whole: Would they feel incomplete without you?
He does think you're really important, but incomplete isn't what he'd describe. He thinks of you two as not only dating, but also best friends. He does miss you though when you two are apart, but he doesn't think about you all the time either. Never think of it as you not not being valuable to him though.
Xtra: A random headcanon for them.
Cooks barbecue every damn weekend, every other week theres a pool party with it too. Since his house definitely has a pool. People there are a mix of complete strangers and close friends of his you never met before. Be prepared for that.
Yuck: What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?
He's pretty open to various types of people, he doesn't like people who argue a lot though. Doesn't like extremely negative people either, especially if it brings everyone else down too. Of course, people who are sad or not overly positive in general are fine, he actually tries to help them feel better. Doesn't like the idea of someone who dominates his life either, he wants to be able to do things without being dragged down by his partner.
Zzz: What is a sleep habits of theirs?
Snores, noticeably but not too badly. Sleep talks too. Moves around. Always close to you though, will not ever leave ur side. Even if it means your being pulled with him if he falls off the side of the bed, which has happened before. Was funny to him, but not you.
#aph america x reader#hetalia#hetalia x reader#aph america#hws america#hws america x reader#america x reader#hetalia america
83 notes
·
View notes
Note
Canada's reaction to s/o who lost their pet to old age as they are in so much emotional distress as everything around them reminds them of that pet such as a bed and toys.
Canada x Reader with a deceased pet
aw man that sucks.. sorry for your loss man :( (i apologize 4 taking so long)
Canada
Canada will understand this feeling very much. It must just be a headcanon of mine but.. He really really loves animals and has had many pets. Cats, dogs, chickens, three cows at some point, two fish he caught in a lake that he put in a pond he made in his back yard, bear.
Would offer to keep the stuff somewhere else for awhile, he’ll be careful with it and if you want it back Matthew would return almost immediately in perfect condition.
He’ll leave work for four days if he can so that he can stay with you, he wants you to know that he’ll stay with you throughout your grief.
Brings you out for nature walks where after awhile you two will just sit down. It can be silent or you two can talk, he doesn’t mind, he just wants you to be happy right now.
Canada is always willing to listen if you want to talk about it, and if not, thats okay too. He reminds you that everyone deals with this type of thing differently. He’d never think you’re being dramatic or irrational for being so hurt over it. Also tries to tell you that you shouldn’t force yourself to act happy either.
Asks you if you need anything more often. Sometimes people don’t take as good of care of themself when sad, so he’ll check in on you. Even if you aren’t the type of person to do that.
Mostly just worried for you, if he knew your pet well he’ll likely be depressed too. Most likely not as much as you, but it did bruise his mood a bit. Honestly, the news it happened in general is a bit saddening. He makes sure to stay even more loving to you though.
#canada x reader#hetalia x reader#hetalia#aph canada#aph canada x reader#im so damn sorry i took so long#i hope you have a good day today#and that you are feeling better
20 notes
·
View notes