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To add onto my last post. There was this one friend tho who gave me slime and a pen. Thank you it was amongst the only gifts i received and the slime had me occupied for 3 hours straight. Queen shit.
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It was my birthday and my messages were as barren the farm where king Henry VIII grew the shits he gave for his wives, now it's my friend's birthday and the whole groupchat's stories are filled with a million frames.
Girls if you dont like me and dont wanna tell me about it either, please learn to plan out shit like this like this is embarrasing.
Also come on, i hate myself too. That girl disgusts me. I see no reason why we can't hate me together.
#birthday#*sips tea*#did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion?#be better#Someone teach them to hate properly#I'm not even sad#I'm just disappointed#Me spilling the tea: Girl did you hear about what she did last week? Mm-mm
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY
and I just celebrated with a singular candle and no cake, half a chocolate bar. Some of y'all might say this is very sad, but
It is. It really is.
But hey.
That was one darn good chocolate bar and I'd like to thank God for it.
#bday#birthday#chocolate#unfair but hey#The world was designed to be unfair. Lest the world fall pray to justice and that's not what the Gods intended.#For it it were the latter#Their creations would bring them to the stand.
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yes.
my name is philip
i am a poet
i wrote this poem just to show it
and i
just turned 9
yoU cAn saVe LivEs but you ✨can't save mine✨
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I heard faint wii music in my house so i went around, searching for the source.
i cant locate it???
It's everywhere???
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I GOT A LITTLE POT WITH A FAT BIRB ON IT AND THEN PUT A PLANT AND
I have never loved a plant so much.
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It's quick, it's easy, it's free. Cover your laptop in ketchup today!
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my name is philip
i am a poet
i wrote this poem just to show it
and i
just turned 9
yoU cAn saVe LivEs but you ✨can't save mine✨
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I haven't seen worms in forever. Are the little buddies okay? Our little wet-spaghet friends? Yall okay?
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"And now I can only hope, death embraces her warmer than I did"
~ The Icarus Chronicles, Uprising, book one.
#The Icarus Chronicles series#coming 2023#First book of a quintet#enemies to lovers trope#ya fantasy#ya novels#high fantasy
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I like physics but I don't think physics likes mE-*cries*
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Have we ever considered semi-sphere earth? that's why some experiments prove the earth is round and Australia is upside down
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sherlock summed up by one gif
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Eve, at some point probably:
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Miss Keisha: dead
cant read: 19
welcome: chilli's
what we wont do: hesitate
kyle: step up
bros: not gay
chillin in: the hot tub
hotel: trivago
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Your blood vessels are technically bucatini with blood sauce.
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Keysmash
Jake: adhafahfhdghh
Holt: what is that?
Jake: a keysmash, for when you're excited
Holt: how do you do it? Spelling? Syntax specifications?
Jake: just press anything,
Holt *texts Jake*
Jake: *reading said text out loud*
"Dear Detective Peralta,
6
sincerely,
Raymond Holt"
#b99 reference#brooklyn nine nine#jake peralta#b99 incorrect quotes#ray holt#brooklyn 99#raymond holt
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