Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.

hey, don't cry. night of the 26th may, ok?

Oh hey I can post this now

“God's a house. Which is not to say that our house is God's house or even a house of God. What I mean to say is that our house is God.”

I saw around us a ring of wolves, with white teeth and lolling red tongues, with long, sinewy limbs and shaggy hair. They were a hundred times more terrible in the grim silence which held them than ever when they howled. For myself, I felt a sort of paralysis of fear. It is only when a man feels himself face to face with such horrors that he can understand their true import.

going absolutely insane because this is one of my favorite quotes from the book

I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

YOU ARE MY CREATOR, BUT I AM YOUR MASTER

Dracula: *slowly but surely isolating Jonathan as his personal prisoner*

Jonathan:

Between him and world domination stands the common cold.

Wolf Puppy tweets have big Griffin Energy.  No I will not accept Criticism.

Dr. Seward: I want to study you like a bug. O.O

Lucy to Mina: Omg he thinks I'm worth studying :) Not to brag but I totally am :)

May 15

While the Count keeps going in his lizard fashion, Jonathan got to explore a bit of the castle. It's essential to do some exercise once in a while, even on a business trip, like looking for a way to escape and pushing dead bolted doors.

The speed that Jonathan just accepts Count Dracula can climb walls is so funny to me.

First time: HOLY SHIT HE'S LIKE A LIZARD THIS IS INSANE MY MIND IS MELTING HE'S NOT HUMAN WHAT HORRIBLE ABOMINATION IS MY CAPTOR???!!!

Second time: Cunt Dracy doin his lizard shit again fml