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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Rick: We have to make a good impression to this group.
Maggie: Good idea
Maggie: *locks Negan into a closet*
Rick: wHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Maggie: No one is going to like us if he's around
Negan: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU-
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Glenn: Do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?
Daryl: Are ya sad that ya don't have wings?
Glenn, with teary eyes: yes
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Negan: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Eugene: Isn't that just killing people?
Negan: Ah, technicality.
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Lori: Remember at our wedding  when you said you’d take me for better or worse from that day forward until death shall part us?
Rick: Wh-what did you do?
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Negan: So what do you do?
Eugene: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Negan: Wow, impressive.
Negan: Then I'll move on to Leos.
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Rick: CARL YOU'RE BIT-
Carl: Tis' only a scratch
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Glenn: What state are we in?
Carl: I don't know about you guys, but I live in constant anxiety.
Rick:
Rick: Therapy. please
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Carl: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.
Rick, killing walkers: This is a run. We are on a RUN. Can’t this wait?
Glenn: Hang on, lets hear him out.
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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*in heaven*
Carl: Where's mom? and Shane?
Beth: Somewhere underneath hell
Carl:
Carl: underneath hell?
Beth: They're together though
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Glenn, as a ghost: Boo i'm a ghost. I will kill you
Maggie: What? Why?
Glenn: So you can become a ghost too! And then we can hug each other!
Maggie:
Glenn: :D
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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*Glenn, and Beth, and Hershel in heaven*
Glenn: How much do you want to bet they'll kill Negan?
Hershel: I doubt they'll do it.
Beth: Yeah, Glenn don't get your hopes too high
Glenn: They will, just wait and see.
-after season 8-
Glenn: RICK WHAT THE FUCK-
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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*Glenn, and Beth, and Hershel in heaven*
Glenn: How much do you want to bet they'll kill Negan?
Hershel: I doubt they'll do it.
Beth: Yeah, Glenn don't get your hopes too high
Glenn: They will, just wait and see.
-after season 8-
Glenn: RICK WHAT THE FUCK-
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Rick: *trying to give a speech about something bad happening*
Carl: Why don’t we just call the police?
Rick: The police? What? Carl-
Carl: *goes to the microwave and dials 911*
Rick: That’s a-
Glenn, who is a ghost and possessing a microwave: 911 what’s your emergency?
Rick:
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Negan: Me and Rick have gotten very close this past year.
Negan: we even shared a toothbrush
Rick: I-I was not aware of this
Negan: Well we did.
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Lori: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Shane: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest
Rick: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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Negan: i poisioned someone's drink, but i forget which one.
Rick: yoU DID WHAT?
Daryl: with the way this dinner has been going, i hope it's mine.
Carl: *starts to drink faster*
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bones-daintyboness · 3 years
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I got terminated (no idea why-) i'm just gonna tag people I know.
@sun-ny-flow-ers @xxqueenofdragonsxx @practicallycorrectquotes @eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon @shortstackof-pancakes @dumb-bunny @glennifer
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