Favorite Daedric Prince?

M'aiq does not have a favorite

why do some of y’all act like you’re giving some notable villain monologue. It’s A Video Game Man

Wyll calling his lover his 'star'. Astarion's spawn ending being him adventuring and performing heroics of his own choice. Wyll naming his adopted daughter Lily. The flower Astarion's lover puts on his grave being a lily. Monster hunter turned monster and monster turned hunter. Can nobody hear me

going through some of morrigan's conversations where she talks about flemythal, and I'm reminded that morrigan and solas have a very weird relationship through her. do they both see her as a mother? would that make them the weirdest siblings in dragon age? does she see her as a mother and solas sees her as a friend? what do I do with my suspicion that at one point solas was written as mythal's lover? would that make him spiritually morrigan's stepdad? or was he the family dog? Is Flemythal the abomination similar enough to Mythal to draw these relationship lines? I know they argue with each other in mythal's temple, but it's so funny because it's almost like they're both arguing in her house about like which one of them knows her the best. And morrigan doesn't even know she's talking about her own mother. What Pride Has Wrought remains the quest with the strangest and strongest undercurrents

starry comp

The thing about Alistair (especially an Alistair who stays a Grey Warden)... he's a half-elf bastard prince, heir to the throne, with inherited special magic dragon blood in his veins. Everything about him screams "main character", and the only reason he's not is because he actively rejected it at every turn. It's like he's in a constant battle with the narrative destiny set before him. I love that tbh.

People really do assume the FromSoft formula is just "super hard boss fights" but really it's Tall Ladies, Hidetaka Miyazaki's barely contained masochistic death fetish, incredibly hard but usually fair boss fights, community graffiti, annoying rat, even more annoying dog, walk walk fashion baby, poison swamp, bottomless pit, Large Jovial Dad Figure, jolly cooperation, Berserk Reference, and slapstick comedy.

i think the boyfriend/husband imagines should cease immediately

playing spyro reignited trilogy and i really want to make colour palettes using the skies in each level but i can't get the skyboxes 😩😩😩

POV: you're Oliver taking his glasses off to look cooler for his bf Felix

BARRY KEOGHAN Will Grundy ph. for W Magazine (February 2024)

i'm just gonna say it.

a lot of the criticism of ascended astarion fans absolutely reeks of misogyny.

it's giving "women are too stupid to understand that abuse is bad" and it makes me want to wring necks.

"you can't romanticise AA's behavior because that can lead to harmful ideas in the real world!!!"

a few hundred women finding AA's abusive behaviour sexy isn't why men are abusive, and adult women are intelligent enough to understand the difference between fiction and reality. ironically, this demonstrates that you don't understand the difference between fiction and reality.

where is that tweet that says "stanning reylo is misogynistic, but what do you expect from stupid fucking women" because that's what you lot sound like.

blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

Chicken from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim