Pears are not only the worst fruit on this list, they are also the worst fruit period. They are actually the worst food to exist. In fact there are several non food items I'd rather eat before pears.
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This is silly but the "curse" is all newborns are girls in the family (this is not a malicious curse). And while I was in fact afab I'm a trans man so I think I fixed the curse ? At least as far as my branch of the family goes
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he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.
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* clears throat * men construct intricate rituals...
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My high school had separate classes for girls and boys (which is actually illegal in my country!) and it was fucking hell.
school gym class. you are transgender.
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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
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Tomorrow is the big eclipse day, so now seems like an appropriate time to repost this silly edit I made for the 2017 eclipse :P
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ehm ehm
It’s not problematic to be an alien fucker
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You kick Miette? You kick Miette like the football? Stab for Caesar, stab for Caesar 23 times!!!
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It is the morning of the Ides of March, you are getting ready for a day in the senate. Someone knocks at your door. You are Caesar.
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You're judging Spock's room and you don't even know (vulcan) color theory. smh OP, smh.
spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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Ok but crucially can the walrus knock on doors? We need answers.
my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)
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Not to mention the competition from fucking door knocking walruses of all things. It's a wild world out there.
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Reading a book on sea monsters on ancient maps and I thought this was such a funny way to put it. They couldn’t even afford sea monsters :///
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Regular (right) and shiny (left) version!
leaf bugs! 🍁
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Wait what is this?
It's Agnes Nutter with the dodgeball of prophecy!
So. BAFTAs day. Britain's biggest, most important, most esteemed awards. Right?
But the BAFTAs aren't trending on Tumblr. Weird, huh?
You know who is? David "The show isn't about me" Tennant.
You know who else? Michael "DT's husband" Sheen. Was he nominated? No. Did he present an award? No. Was he in a 5 min sketch at the beginning? Yes and he was glorious. Is he David's husband? Yes and they're very happy together.
AND THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE.
Before long, good omens will be trending too, just you wait.
Also, Bark Ruffalo has all my love.
(gif by @invisibleicewands 💕)
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