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BirdyBellicose
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Whichever company makes breast molds can we PLEASE start putting glitter inside?? Like a LAVA LAMP of pretty pretty glitter pls!? Or maybe make them light up? IDGAF about how realistic they are make them mfs GLOW NEON!! I guarantee it would boost morale for all parties involved!
#personal#This has probably been said before hundreds of times but its been buggin me more and more#Breast molds that look like those clear bouncy balls with the pikachu inside
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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂
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Ive been trying to eat healthier and be more health conscious in general but last night was the only time I've denied pizza in my life (someone bought a table full of pizza hut for the party and I refuse to eat) so I bought myself Ceasars pizza in both protest and desperation but by that time I filled up on stuffed bell peppers, chili, and homemade gyoza (it was sort of a potluck party too)
So now I'm hiding my almost full large pizza from a house full of hungry hungover ppl who can somehow smell the tomatoe sauce on me. It's like trying to hide from zombies that can sense marinara within a 30 foot radius.
#personal#Listen its been months since I last had any sort of fast food#Since I already spent the money this pizza is DINNER tonight!#I already caved and gave the host and a few departing friends a slice but now its survival of the fittest#catch me departing with a suspiciously pizza shape in the back of my coat
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Found out my yt Irish friends do NOT play about St. Patrick's Day....😮
#personal#damn#not too crazy about some of the food or the invites (one of my friends exes is here and hes a vindictive prick)#seriously he is way too ugly to be that much of a smug asshole to everybody but I digress#but it isnt my party so 🤷🏽#but I am genuinely excited bcuz its been so long since ive been to a proper Canadian house party#its just not a Canadian house party without hockey jerseys homemade snow igloo coolers and drunk ppl attempting to play hockey#I dropped off my friends in the stoners room and the non drinking crowd#time to get obliterated and corner someone and talk to them about my nerdy obsessions or the history of st.patricks day
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[Slowly rouses from beneath my dragon hoard of takeout boxes and feathers]
New masters of mayhem episode just dropped.....
#birdy#[GTA voice] aw snap....here we go again#also im somehow alive after the summer bender whoooo#I have so many eps of so many pods to catch up on but magic tavern takes priority for me#also WTF HAPPENED TO TWITTER#ugh im getting too old for this sh*t
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Me and my bros compared our summer tans and I'm officially baked a golden sugar crisp brown. "Oh my god, exactly like the cereal!" 😂👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾💕
#birdy#personal#and now everybody keeps calling me sugar crisp or sugar bear#but what they dont realize is that I absolutely LOVE cutesy nicknames#I tan gold-brown instead of red-brown like everyone else for some reason#the melanin be melaninining
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IM FINALLY WATCHING IT AHHHHH!! 😭💕(It's been sold out everywhere around me, BUT we finally managed to snag some tickets online!!!!)
#birdy#personal#Barbie#Trying to get tickets all week was a whole SAGA#My crush gave me a pink shirt to wear! It was an absolute SEA of pink! I loved it!#We splurged on the moving seats (DBOX) and took edibles (minus my DD brother) I had an absolute BLAST#I AM KENOUGH
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Oh CRAP how the hell did I miss TWO dn/dads eps!?
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Me when I'm by myself and out in the real world: "Greetings~! It's SUCH a lovely day, isnt it? Can I trouble you for a tiny favor? Do you know what time it is?" 🧐
(Yes that's really how I talk when I'm alone I've never realized and I was absolutely clowned for it)
Me when I'm with my family and friends: "Ayyyyy yo fam was good? Wanna be a total bro? Where's the sun at?/Where the sun be at?" :V
#birdy#personal#obviously with a bit of overlap#ever notice your vocabulary gets lazier when you go back home or hang out with your friends?#gotta love family members and friends whose hearts never left the ghetto~!#I say that with pure sincerity~!#its just neat#Edit: I ALSO want to emphasize that I talk like a nerd because i WANT to talk like a nerd!#or “Talk fancy” as my older cousins would put it
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This has been a week of pure debauchery the likes of which I haven't experienced since I turned twenty.....I'm so glad I'm going home soon.
#birdy#personal#nothing SEEDY#nothing DANGEROUS I would never---#Just hedonous and it was fun but id like to get off the ride please#i miss my puppy and hot tea and early mornings#my dog is fine hes back at home but clearly misses me#I think im officially more grown up than my friends#not saying im better my priorities are just ....different now#and throughout all this ive managed to keep drawing and writing#is it weird that all I can think of is:#“I cant wait to go home and write”#ugh i need a tylenol and pepto and so many showers#impromptu road trips means less time for hot showers#pretty sure my blood is pure alcohol now
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I have been sent that damn Spanish raven video nearly weekly since october of last year >:V
#birdy#personal#I love that video I have it pinned on my main but its starting to grate on my nerves just a little bit#Still nice that peeps think of me when they see it but PLZ THERES OTHER VIDS OUT THERE
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Truly watching and understanding Spiderverse is knowing that even tho Miguel is built like a brick shithouse and is conventionaly handsome, Hobie is actually the suave casanova of the group and an absolute dangerous flirt when he wants to be~!
#spiderverse#this has probs been said already#not that hobie would care hes too busy trying to bring down the parliament and i salute him#My mans just got that grade A rizz bro#absolute immaculate game got everyone fiending over just a smile#im so jealous#Miguel has like Anti-game#absolutely zero rizz#no rizz and no chill hes painful to watch#but its okay because I still love him#and his edward cullen vampire-meets-teen wolf looking ass
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Hell yeah 😎
"Vacations almost over and we've done one thing everyone wanted to do! What do YOU want to do, birdy???" ^^
[Me immediately snapping out of my apathetic stupor and turning to them with the intensity of the T-1000] : "Have you guys watched Across the spiderverse or John Wick yet????" 👀
#birdy#personal#nobody but my buddy Mio wanted to watch John Wick with me :(#Fine! More handsome keanu reeves for me!#but everybody loved spiderverse#so my mission was successful#im actually the heathen on the left with the terrible white socks and black shoes combo#mio is the one who took the pic i was way too excited
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"Vacations almost over and we've done one thing everyone wanted to do! What do YOU want to do, birdy???" ^^
[Me immediately snapping out of my apathetic stupor and turning to them with the intensity of the T-1000] : "Have you guys watched Across the spiderverse or John Wick yet????" 👀
#birdy#personal#these poor fools had no idea what was coming#yes we are going to the movies and I am bouncing off the WALLS in excitement!!#[Rubs talons together and cackles]#I genuinely wonder why they continue to be my friend lmao#but they still are and thats their mistake because we are watching THE ENTIRE JOHN WICK SERIES NOW BABY
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Aw hell, I got emotional
I wake up early on one of my fave days of the year :V
#birdy#personal#ugh feelings ugh gross#when my dad stops all the jokes and puts on his dad hat and dad voice#always throws me off guard#im not crying youre crying
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I wake up early on one of my fave days of the year :V
#birdy#personal#this zoom call is gonna ROCK#due to his work my dad is rarely at his house#but imma send him an old vinyl of his fave artist i found while in this city#talking with my dad always makes me feel better
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Finally had some time to breathe so I listened to Teen Talk and I desperately want to fight Matt rn--- JOHN WICK IS AN AMAZING MOVIE SERIES BECAUSE ITS SO RIDICULOUS!!! AKIN TO THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES! YOU DON’T GO TO EITHER OF THESE FRANCHISES FOR A SMART CINEMATIC THINK PIECE! >:V
#dndads#Matt Arn0ld square up bruv#SAME AS PACIFIC RIIM IS JUST GIANT ROBOTS PUNCHING EACH OTHER#JOHN WICK IS JUST THE BABA YAGA ABSOLUTELY LAYING INTO SOME POOR FOOLS IN THE MOST CREATIVE WAYS POSSIBLE#IM TALKING HIM GETTING THEM ABSOLUTELY LAMBASTED WITH KUNG FU#I mean John Wick has a story but c'mon we aint goin to see it for the story#God he would probably hate mecha anime too#Im not actually mad btw im absolutely chuffed#Im like frustrated-annoyed-happy#Thats an absolutely fair assessment of John Wick#Now don't mind me while I go punch my hotel pillow into smithereens rn
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