I drew some clowns at work today

Aren’t they just the greatest?

Happy international clown week!

Take a moment this week to learn about some clown types, such as rodeo clowns, whiteface clowns, or the controversial scare clowns!

Here’s a clown history fact: did you know that clowns had socio-religious roles in many ancient cultures? This is part of why so many stories have trickster or jester characters featured in them.

Laughter is what unites humanity

Celebrate clown week by playing fun games like charades, telling jokes, or entertaining your friends with a performance! Take a moment to connect with your inner jokester.

Remember to support your local clowns and performers!

Yah! Hoo Hoo! Yippee! Ha Ha! Yahoo!!!

Stop being funnier than me on my own post

Imagine. You look both ways before crossing the street and this thing swings around the corner, cartoonishly screeching to a stop as it slams into you. A hoard of clowns stream out to see if you’re okay.

How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why, do you need help?

They always ask “who’s that clown” but never “how’s that clown”

God damnit, this was supposed to be a pun on strokes of genius, but now I’m realizing I could’ve said “magnum jokus”

In a comedy career, we don’t use the term “magnum opus”

Instead, we’ve got jokes of genius.

In a comedy career, we don’t use the term “magnum opus”

Instead, we’ve got jokes of genius.

[wading through ballpit] anyone seen my nose?

popular kids will drive around crammed into the same car and think they’re cool like, pack it up clowns.

Forget bein a class clown; I do that shit full-time

Me from the McDonald’s play place bubble

Me: sometimes I just think that- when you’re a kid- life moves too fast and too slow at the same time. Everything you want to do, you have to be older to. And it takes forever to get there, so time feels like it’s moving so slowly... But at the same time, you still haven’t figured out what you want to do with your life after high school. Everything has been laid out for you until that point, and after that, you’re just thrown into it all. So then it’s all moving so fast... Yknow?

The bathroom ceiling vent: brrrrwwaaaaaaaarrrwwrrrwwwwwwwwww

A lone clown walks out of the convenience store before receiving a phone call. It would seem his ride left without him, and they also ran someone over.

The only big shoes I’ve got to fill are my clown shoes.

Since it’s international clown week, I thought I ought to show off my new clown plush. His name is Bigsley, and he is definitely cursed.

He sits on the bottom shelf of my bookshelf and stares horrifically across the room. Bigsley might be a bit pissed that I cut off his felt ears and yarn hair, but I think he looks better this way. I got him and a matching one at a thrift store for ten bucks.

Everyone talks about the “small but knowing” clown dolls, when we’re the large but unknowing clowns.