A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.
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Anyone else’s cat just go through weird phases of affection that can be summed up as:
“You are fine, I’m content to be by you.”
“Eww IT touched me… get it offfffffff”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR BONES IN A MEAT SUIT OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR SO I CAN KNOCK ALL OF YOUR ASSORTED KNICK KNACKS OFF OF COUNTERS AND LICK YOU WITH MY SCRATCHY TONGUE”
Just me??
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Rebloging in case anyone needs this
Just in case
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How dare you not let me relish in the danger smell, I am most definitely displeased!
she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons
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Guess who’s back and still has their crippling anxiety, ptsd and a new rain frog profile pic… meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sorry I was gone
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who’s grandma is this?? She’s freaking adorable
The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺
It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!
OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!
My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!
OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!
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SO DOES THIS MEAN I CAN BURN MY DRAFT CARDS NOW?!
Feminism has gone too far, enough is enough! Back to my roots 😌
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In this house we stan Jerry alongside that crusty ass Garfield toy.
Antique shops
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Can you hear that....? It’s this post
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Hey uh....
BLACK LIVES MATTERS, EVEN WHEN ITS NOT TRENDING HONEY POO
Do I need to say anything else?
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Um, I love this mustache boi
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This tumblr post is brought to you by: Mr. Clean
Is your inner single mother with busy children and unhinged sexual urges making you clean? I think I swallowed a nickel.
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Friend, pussy, and Carl.... Excuse me, who the hell is Carl?
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Hey Booboo let’s get fucking turnt up with this picinic basket.
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Milliennials killed Harambe
MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD
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Does this majestic being count?
any bulbous, scraggly, uniquely colored or otherwise strangely shaped tree should be talked about with considerable reverence.
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“It’s already done, Carol, shut your mouth, and make your shitty collage.”
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