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WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
"The only thing I think we have left, Dean and me, is each other. If Dean says it's time to go out in a blaze of glory, win or lose, so be it. I'm in. But then ... (smiles at Dean) that's just how I roll."
[spn 5x4]
"A part of me always believed you'll come back."
[spn 7x17]
"I forgive you, Cas ... I love you."
[spn 8x17]
"That's where Dean spread your ashes. After we burned you."
[spn 13x6]
"I lost Cas and it damn near broke me..."
[spn 13x20]
"according to your plan, the world loses you, and me-- I-I lose you too, and that is unacceptable to me, Dean.”
[spn 14x12]
"But still beautiful. Still Dean Winchester."
[spn 15x20]
DELETED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.
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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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cas, you have got to stop dying this poor man can't take much more.
#dean has had to watch the love of his life die over and over again this is so cruel#destiel#supernatural#spn
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Supernatural in a nutshell
Anyone: Dean, don't sacrifice yourself!
Dean: DeAn dOn't sAcrIfIcE yOursElf
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Sam: I'm going to fuck that monster
Dean: I don't think you should-
Sam: Too late :)
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Literally any supernatural being ever: You are gay for eachother
*Camera cuts to Dean's or Cas's completely heterosexual reaction*
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John Winchester: *breathes*
The entire fandom: No <3
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Cas: I don't understand anything about this world-
Dean: You're so fucking hot right now
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absolutely devastating that i missed out on the boop button because i had work for so long yesterday
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‘destiel is queerbait’ ‘destiel is canon and therefore not queerbait’
wrong. destiel defies regular definitions of canon and queerbait and in fact it’s both because of the sheer chaos going on in that writers room,, like one writer was doing heartfelt canon destiel, another one was only doing destiel for the bit, another one was doing queerbait destiel, another one was doing unrequited destiel, another one was actively trying to undermine someone else’s work and view of the pairing, and I could go on
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hey listen man, all im saying is that dean said to cas one, bert and ernie are gay, and two, you are not going to die a virgin, and then simply walked off with no further explanation. and cas followed him. and then, one car ride later, cas expressed surprise at dean having brought him to a brothel. that is not what he thought was happening
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*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION
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my new Destiel theory: Dean couldn't say I love you not because of his own denial of the fact but because Chuck refused to write it
like Chuck's weird psycho-sexual obsession with Dean made him so twisted that rather than allow his character to follow a natural arc that the character itself wanted to follow (see s8 rewrite of "I love you" into "I need you"), he just kept dodging it through increasingly ridiculous and pathetic ploys. he couldn't bear to watch Dean choose free will (Cas) over his heavenly ordained plan, so he just kept fucking with their relationship (see every divorce/widower arc, and all the other will they/won't they shit).
really puts Cas's "What's real? We are." into context.
like they are, in fact, the only real thing, despite Chuck's attempts to dismantle their relationship.
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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this
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they killed charlie because if she was around longer she would’ve made destiel happen by shamelessly making fun of the way they are with each other and not resting until they admitted their undying love btw
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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful
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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.
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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
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