Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem
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whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer
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This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not
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broke: ew my x phase was so cringey what was i thinking such embarrassing nonsense
woke: i was just a kid having fun i should be nicer to myself in fact i still like many of these things and now i can fully embrace them without shame
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can you believe, as of 8x04, for the first time in years, Jon Snow will finally start talking about something other than the Night King
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bran, whispering to himself: [strategically propping his wheelchair in convenient corners to lock dead eyes with any new person showing up to winterfell] this is gonna be so fucking funny
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I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes
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