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The Best of Dad Jokes ft Jin
Jin: what’s an otaku’s favorite candy?
Suga: shut tf up
Jin: a loli-pop
Suga: you know that your name rhymes with sin right?
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Jin: What is it called when Hobi finds his swag?
Jimin: What?
Jin: J-Dope
Jimin: *curls into fetal position and is entirely consumed by giggles*
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Jin: What do you call a popular BTS song?
Tae: idk, what?
Jin: a Big Hit
Tae: *facepalm*
BTS: *facepalm*
BigHit: *facepalm*
Korea: *facepalm*
God: *facepalm*
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The Best of Dad Jokes ft Jin
Jin: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
Jungkook: *shrugs*
Jin: When it turns into a driveway
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Jin: How do you get a one-armed idiot out of a tree?
RapMon: How?
Jin: By waving at him *badum crash*
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Jin: What driver doesn’t need a license?
Jungkook: What kind?
Jin: A screwdriver
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Jin: What was the turtle doing on the highway?
Jimin: What?
Jin: About one mile per hour
Jimin: *giggles into obliteration*
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Jin: What sits on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
J-Hope: What?
Jin: A nervous wreck
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Jin: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
RapMon: Because it’s safer?
Jin: No, it’s to keep the smart ones from quitting
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Jin: What’s the best way to have a party in space?
Jimin: idk, what?
Jin: Planet
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Jin: How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Jungkook: How?
Jin: Strap it to the top of a racecar and watch it go MROWW
Jungkook: *scarred for life*
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Jin: What travels faster, heat or cold?
Tae: *shrugs* what?
Jin: Heat, because you can easily catch cold
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Jin: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Jungkook: Idk why?
Jin: She wanted to stretch her legs
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Jin: Did you hear about the man who crashed the helicopter?
Tae: No, what happened?
Jin: He got cold, so he turned off the fan
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Jin: What type of exercises do lazy people do?
RapMon: What?
Jin: Diddly-Squats *slow clap*
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Jin: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Suga: I swear to god if you-
Jin: Because he didn’t have the guts to do i-*gets punched*
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a now bandaged Jin: What is it called when Yoongi gets a tan?
J-Hope: idk what?
Jin: Brown Suga *gets punched by Yoongi*
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Jin: What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?
J-Hope: What?
Jin: A receding airline
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