2016 -> 2022-2024

i was 14-15 when i made the old designs

does anyone understand my curse

i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this

I have accidentally become an advertising machine for Jackbox (I like drawing fake posters sometimes)

(Logo-less and textless version under cut)

I am very normal about my favorite party pack game (overall fav prob YDKJ The Ride)

Drawing class assignment said to do Zentangles or whatever.. I don’t like zentangles and think they’re boring but I diverted from what I was probably supposed to do bc I wanted to at least keep myself entertained throughout the whole thing by drawing Schmitty.. I might be cooked but idk maybe my teacher will like it, I remember some kid wanted to do the same thing as me

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

JACKBOX NAUGHTY PACK GOT ANNOUNCED IM. WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY FAMILIAR FACES i’m gonna start tweaking i need to know

semi random post i’m sorry but I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO GO TO SO I FIGURED ID LET TUMBLR KNOW 😭😭😭😭

EARLIER TODAY I MADE A JOKE IN MY BRAIN SAYING “yo what if this new game announcement is a dating sim” SO GODDD CAN YOU IMAGINE. Also oh GODDDD. What DO they mean by familiar faces. I am lowkey afraid for what in god’s name this is gonna be. Either way it’s probably not gonna be for me unfortunately lol

Either way now I am imagining in horror the ydkj hosts with the filter completely off. As if Cookie and Schmitty weren’t unfiltered enough already.

JACKBOX NAUGHTY PACK GOT ANNOUNCED IM. WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY FAMILIAR FACES i’m gonna start tweaking i need to know

semi random post i’m sorry but I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO GO TO SO I FIGURED ID LET TUMBLR KNOW 😭😭😭😭

I knowww yet another random post but I knew today would be pretty empty at school so I brought my laptop with me and I think I fucked up playing the ride because I don’t think Schmitty is happy with my decision 😭 not only did I do absolutely ass at the religion episode, Schmitty finally broke the “Schmitty being nice to me” loop and bullied the hell outta me and in one question he said “That’s it, you’re grounded for a week!”

This is what I signed up for when I made my comfort character a father figure guy who actually will parent when necessary which includes whatever this is to discourage me from doing this again 😔

How many times have I posted about this— I am STILL. Thinking about that Schmitty line in the lost gold where it sounds like Schmitty is comforting you if you were crying (from what I remember, it was “It’s okay, I’m here. Let it all out…”)

I heard it ONCE while getting a question wrong and haven’t found it since, I want it so bad. I literally had to pause the game when I heard it because I felt myself getting emotional over it. If someone ever finds this line PLEASE. PLEASE UPLOAD IT

…On another note shamefully I will admit one time I got an anagram question in the lost gold and the first hint for it was “Someone that makes you feel safe” and mentally I went “Schmitty?” without a second thought and had to pause the game to question myself for a good minute

Do y’all remember that line where Schmitty got high on the giggleweed (yes that is a real line) anyway I am so sorry Jackbox community

Hmmmmm...

OK, so according to your Bob info sheet, he's older than Guy

What would you say the age gap between Bob and Guy is?

12:34 am, 4/29/2024

The hosts ages is something I have yet to actually work on (because oh my GOD are they old and I cannot comprehend the fact Bob should be like. 60 rn or something) but if I were to say what the age gap between Bob and Guy is… it’s probably 3 years? I could change that at some point but for now, Bob and Guy were born 3 years apart, yea

Schmitty: Now give it up for- hydrogen bomb!

Okay. Imagine the YDKJ hosts (you can count Bob in, if you want) but their personalities are the complete opposites of what you HC them to be

1:06 am, 4/28/2024

Ooh now this would make for an interesting AU idea…. Might actually doodle this at some point

This is long as hell… wee

Guy would have the most obvious and craziest change, being that he’d be WAY more unfriendly, mean, and possibly angry with just a TOUCH of maybe.. lazy (considering it’s usually hard to get Guy to actually be angry over something and not just his usual reaction to being upset, where in the games which seems to be just CRYING OVER IT), so uh, try to avoid him. You don’t want a man that could snap you in half to be angry at you!!

Now one may assume I’m gonna make Schmitty overly nice, but he IS a nice man given the chance, he’s just grumpy at times and has anger issues, so I’d say if his personality was swapped, he’d probably become hyperactive. Since I normally see him as somewhat calm and a tiny bit laid back (idk sometimes it’s hard to figure out people’s personalities for me diebjebr), if Schmitty’s personality was swapped, he would act like he’s just had 10 cups of coffee and he could fight god, probably pisses off Guy a lot. Also he’d probably talk like that one line in YDKJ TV where Schmitty tries to mimic that really fast commercial voice you hear all the time in TV ads. Also since this is the host of QUIPLASH I guess I should mention his humor, normally Schmitty would laugh at dumb jokes, but if his personality was swapped, you gotta tell him the most clever, well-thought-out joke in all of mankind or else he’ll suddenly stop and stare at you like you did something really weird.

Nate would probably be all “I don’t care anymore”, wouldn’t bother to get himself ready for anything and probably shows disinterest in basically everything (when normally Nate would at least TRY to look energized or something), try to talk to him about ANYTHING and he’d probably be IGNORING whatever you’re saying. Idk tho, again it’s hard for me to EXACTLY catch onto character personalities lol.

Buzz is a difficult one… I know for one thing, he’d probably be way more reserved about his interests and may even attempt to hide them. Maybe he’d be quicker to snap if someone wasn’t treating him right rather than bottle it up and THEN snap? Now this is more based on my experience playing volume 2, but personality-swapped Buzz would probably be a little more mean, too (since he doesn’t even try to insult me in that game tbh). Not sure how his self esteem would be, though… he could either think he’s better than all of the hosts, or he could think he’s the worst host in history. Maybe he swaps between the two constantly, who knows.

Cookie I tend to imagine as a man who’s ego is through the roof, and he’s willing to verbally kick people down in order to keep that confidence. (Idk if that counts as a personality trait tho) So if Cookie’s personality was swapped, this man would be absolutely pathetic and think he’s awful at everything. Also since he hosts Fibbage, I suppose another thing is that he’d be an awful liar. Also he’s probably way less unhinged than normal Cookie is. Despite I’ve seen a lot of Cookie clips, his personality, like the others, can be pretty complex so it’s hard for me to exactly hit the mark lol.

I suppose I’ll throw in Bob bc why not, even if I don’t know much about him or his personality yet… probably doesn’t try too much, either, doesn’t like bright colors, and likely is into REALLY OLD STUFF rather than whatever aesthetic he’s got going on + “whatever the kids seem to like these days so I look more relatable and entertaining”

Schmitty, sadly: What about my kiss?

Cookie @ Schmitty.

Schmitty energy post