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Raph x GN! Reader | Incorrect Quotes:

Raph: What the hell were you thinking?

Y/N: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Raph: You released OSTRICHES!

~❤️~

Y/N: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Raph: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

~❤️~

Raph: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Y/N: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Raph: Th-that's not how that works-

~❤️~

Y/N: Where have you been all day?

Raph: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

~❤️~

Y/N: You want some leftovers?

Raph: What are those?

Y/N: You've never had leftovers before?

Raph: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

~❤️~

Raph: Look, Y/N, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

~❤️~

Raph: Are you drinking enough water?

Y/N: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

~❤️~

Raph: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Y/N: It was me...

Raph: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

~❤️~

Raph: Hey, Leo. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Leo: To get to the other side?

Raph: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

Leo: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?

Raph: To get to the idiot’s house.

Leo: ...Ok?

Y/N: Hey, Leo. Knock knock.

Leo: No.

Y/N: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

Leo: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

Y/N: The chicken.

Leo:

Y/N:

Raph:

Leo: Listen here you little shits-

~❤️~

Raph: How do I deal with my enemies?

Y/N: Kill them

Raph: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Y/N: Kill them only a little?

~❤️~

Raph, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Y/N: How?

Raph: How what?

Y/N: How could they be worse?

Raph: They couldn’t, I lied.

Y/N:

~❤️~

Raph: So what’s for dinner?

Y/N, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret

~❤️~

Raph: Is something burning?

Y/N: Just my love for you.

Raph: Y/N, the toaster is on fire.

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Leo x GN! Reader Incorrect Quotes

I want to write actual headcanons and oneshots, but they are taking a while…so I’mma just keep making incorrect quotes for now. Also, I try to only do the ones I can see actually happening. Enjoy this until I build up actual fics.

And to the people who found this blog within two days, welcome :D

I just finish the movie and I’m emotionally broken-

Leo: Pros and cons of dating me.

Leo: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Leo: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

~💙~

Y/N: I fell—

Leo: From heaven?

Y/N: No, I literally fell—

Leo: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Y/N: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Leo: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

~💙~

Y/N: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Leo: Oh. We're going out?

Y/N: Wh...

~💙~

Y/N: I love you.

Leo, not paying attention: What was that?

Y/N: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

~💙~

Y/N: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Leo: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: You mean ring bearER, right?

Leo: ...

Y/N: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

~💙~

Y/N: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Leo: This is a lie.

Leo: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Leo: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS

~💙~

Leo: This date is boring!

Y/N: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Leo: Then why did you invite me?

Y/N: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "f*** you Y/N I'll do whatever I want!”

~💙~

Y/N: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Leo: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Y/N: God?!

~💙~

Y/N: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Leo: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

~💙~

Y/N: I owe you one.

Leo: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

~💙~

Y/N: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Leo: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

~💙~

Y/N: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Leo: Your life?

Y/N: I- well yes, but-

~💙~

*While the Squad is in a battle*

Y/N, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

Leo: Take it back now y'all!

~💙~

Leo: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Leo: But you’re always acting stupid?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

~💙~

Leo: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Y/N: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Incorrect ROTTMNT x Reader Quotes:

Y/N: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Donnie: Rude.

Leo: That’s fair.

Mikey: Not again.

Raph: Are you going to want this back?

~🐢~

Y/N: What’s something you guys are better than Donnie at?

Leo: Mario Kart.

Mikey: Yeah, video games.

Raph: Emotional vulnerability.

~🐢~

Y/N: Rules are made to be broken.

Donnie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Leo: Uh, piñatas.

Mikey: Glow sticks.

Raph: Karate boards.

Splinter: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Y/N: Rules.

Donnie:

~🐢~

Y/N: Leo and I are having a baby.

Donnie: That's gre-

Y/N, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

~🐢~

Y/N: If you had to choose between Donnie and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Leo: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Donnie: Leo!

Y/N: 63 cents.

Leo: I'll take the money.

Donnie: LEO!!!

~🐢~

Y/N, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Donnie, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

~🐢~

Donnie: Are we really going to let Leo keep Y/N?

Raph: We kept Mikey.

~🐢~

Donnie: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Leo: 'Prettiest Smile'

Y/N: 'Nicest Personality'

Raph: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Mikey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

~🐢~

Donnie: Why are your tongues purple?

Y/N: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Raph: I had a red one.

Donnie: oh

Donnie:

Donnie: OH

Leo:

Leo: You drank each other's slushies?

~🐢~

Donnie: Hey, Raph? Can I get some dating advice?

Raph: Just because I’m with Y/N doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

~🐢~

Leo: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Raph: I'm a knife.

Y/N, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

~🐢~

Leo, negotiating with Raph: We have Y/N. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Y/N: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Leo:

Y/N: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Raph: Y/N STOP

~🐢~

Leo: Hey Mikey,

Mikey: Yes?

Leo: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Mikey:

Mikey: Where’s Y/N?

~🐢~

*The squad is having dinner together*

Y/N: Splinter, can you pass the salt?

Splinter: *Throws April across the table*

~🐢~

Y/N: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Leo: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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