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We doinâ the thing that society did to us where we infantilize gen z even after theyâre starting to turn into adults? The oldest gen z-ers are like 22 now, fam. Twenty-five depending on which âwhen did that startâ you subscribe to. Even the absolute youngest range, oldest are like 20 now. Theyâre starting to fucking graduate college, fam. Theyâre entering the work force. Theyâre becoming politically active. You canât keep talking about them like theyâre all 14 forever.Â
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You know the vibez âȘ
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#wish one of my coworkers would kiss MY hand >:(#idek what this is referring to i just unfortunately have caught feelings for a boy i see 3 times a week#trying to convince myself that i find nobody attractive actually and that i have no feelings#he probably doesnt wash his ass properly and uses this emoji đ unironically#ok im fine#bisexuality is so lovely
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#my restaurant is open 24 hrs and one time we had to close at 10 bc of something idrk and we all left obvi#and it was very funny watching ppl try ti come in but the front door was locked#sorry bitch we r closed go to mcdonalds
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i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites
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âYâall motherfuckersâ is a gender neutral speech opener
#ok so when i dont know the pronouns of someones food im handing them at work im gonna say#enjoy your order motherfucker!#bc i literally dk what to say when i cant use sir or maam
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how the fuck do people become ea game changers
#i want packs for free#but i have no captive audience so its only ea thats losing here#can i plsssss have snowy escape#and eco lifestyle#i dont have either#maybe if i had a sim blog with a mot of follwers ea would gove me packs for free#ts4#the sims 4
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straight people: stop shoving homosexuality down our childrenâs throats
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#what is this children cant have romantic relationships in the sims đ#those dont even look like sims children they look like toddlers#ew
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i wanna play the sims so bad but my sister is playing roblox!!!!
#i have so many ideas for builds with the new updates and i havent even touched sentiments yet#shes been playing all day#girl dont you have school!!#i built this loft yesterday and i love it#i love all of the new halfwalls too!!#im so excited to play#i usually dont ever play in my builds but i might now bc of platforms#like the thing i built yesterday was so fun#and its so cute#it has a green kitchen !!!!! đ„ș#is glass roofing not working for anybody else#bc i tried to get a skylight but it wouldnt work#anyways i actually do live the sims#but ea is still a bunch of money hungry capitalists#and they are mean! mean for charging 20 to have good interactions with ur kids!!#anyways my sister wont get off roblox#and im also kinda sad bc i lost all of my savefiles when i got a new pc đ#my brother got our old laptop and deleted the sims off of it before i got the chance to upload all of my builds in progress and families to#the gallery and get my tray file#but idk how to transfer files between computers so oop#rambles#the sims 4#ts4#simblr
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my sister always knows how to ruin my fucking mood smh
#on this episode: it was over cleaning the bathroom#shes such a fuckin bitch but i cant call her that to her face bc shes 10#i told her that she needed to sweep all the hair n stuff away frim the toliet before she cleaned it but shes so rude#and the bathroom counter omfg#she missed spots and left the cleaner on and then told me she didnt do that#i hate herrrrrrrr#i mean i love her but like i dont#i want out! let me out!#i hate that going to college is my only way out#i feel so dramatic but like indont wanna live with my family anymore i am tiredddd#ik everyone feels this after this this yesrs events#and i know i have it relatively easy but yeah#im just frustrated#i know its not her fault shes just hanging around the wrong ppl but its not just that#i dont wanna get into it on here but lets just say trumpie parents arsnt the best influence#im gonna post this to my side blog#i hate that a 10 yr old has the capability to ruin my mood#and my day tbh
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I canât believe 2021 is in 3 months
#no fr shut up#im starting senior year next yeat#what the fuck#i like... just started hs and now im almost done with junior yesr??#and i have a job??#what am i#a person eho is growing up?#ahhhh!#its so scary#im actually graduating in 2022 but senior yr starts in 2021 oni#like ill be 17.... bitch#it kinda sucks that inwont be 18 when i graduate tho#oh well#im gonna start crying in my bathroom#while im trying to take a shit lmao
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#this is just me on zillow and ither various real estate websites#and google maps#i judge the exteriors so hard#i saw this one house in inverness scotland that was so ugly#im mad i didnt take a screenshot bc im not gonna be able to find it again#it was easily the ugliest house on the block
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AHHHHHH
je suis trop de ennuyeux!! ma soeur est si impolie! je suis trop de fatiguee... je voudrais dĂ©mange mais jâai 16 ans. jâaurais aimĂ© ĂȘtre nĂ© 2 ans plus tĂŽt. alors je pourrais ĂȘtre libre! quand mĂȘme, je dois etudier pour obtenir bons rĂ©sults Ă mes examens. comme ça je peux mâechapper. pas littĂ©ralement. je suis si dramatique. câest pas si mal. je vais bien. pour lâinstant. hahah je rigole. vraiment. je vais bien!
#this makes sense? saw a post that said to make a diary in ur target language#idk#i hope nobody sees this and judges my french bc ik its not good#i took melatonin and went at it#just pissed off at my sister and im a leo thats all u need to know#also saying im too annoyed doesnt roly make sense but we roll with the vocab be have in this house
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they never called me?? and then when i went to reschedule the bot thing told me there was no time available?? i got a call from another place to schedule an interview but its kinda fad from my house and all of the reviews on indeed arent great...
aaaHHHHHH i have a job interview that was supposed to start 7 min ago and my anxiety has me second fuessing everything like maybe they werenât supposed to ever call me and it was a prank
#this is me rebloginng from my main btw#i just want money is thta too much to adk for#like im okay with working at this place but idk if my parents will let me bc of how far it is and if i cancel..#idek how to cancel my interview#maybe i should jist go as practice? and not accept if hired#idk im really nervous bc i dont rlly have anything to wear and bc its an in person interview so i have to go up to an#employee and ask for the manager ugh
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