My psyonic warriors if you want me to continue the mega bracket poll, you WILL vote for Bodoque /j

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Krillin

He's the strongest earthling in the world, and he has a hot wife and a daughter!

Listen. He invented being a bald anime dude. He walked so Saitama could run. Respect your elders.

He is just. Such a good guy <3 he means the world to me <3 world full of strong guys and aliens and he’s just being himself and nice about it <3

He's such a good guy. Amazing husband and father such a down to Earth funny guy haha.

He is one of the OGs! OG Bald Guys!!!! He is also a Short King?!?!?!?! SHORT KING REP!??!?!?! Tbh like half of the cast of Dragon Ball is bald so take your pick at them if you want to but Krillin is the obvious choice among them, imo.

Larry the Cucumber

I think it would be funny and he canonically has no hair (source: the Hairbrush song)

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Mr. Moisendz

he was a kickboxer before being a teacher, every time i see a bald man anything i think of him LMAOOOOO. dont take this seriously i just think its funny k thnx bye enjoy ur day

Bruke Lapadura/Mad Eyes

i wanna see this fucked up mad scientist kill a man instead of resurrect one

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Captain Grime

(no reasoning was provided)

Pinhead

He is bald and he even has a gang other bald bitches who hang out with him

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Terry Crews

(no reasoning was provided)

Illia

I imagine the tournament has to be strapped for female contestants, so I'm here to provide another, even if she's also from star trek. (star trek is just, a very bald series.) Her entire species is bald and also makes people horny for some reason whenever they're around (yes, in the text. It's not even a big plot point but it gets talked about SO MUCH for some reason.) Midway through the film she is possessed by a sentient supercomputer, leaving her original self basically dead, but she's still very much bald and a primary character in this iconic film. They also made the actress shave her entire head for filming- that's not a bald cap!

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Richard Watterson

There's a while episode on how he's bald

Calliborn

horrible guy. but he is bald!

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Konekomaru Miwa

need more short bald children

George Costanza

(no reasoning was provided)

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Master Xehanort

He's bald, he's voiced by Leonard Nimoy AND Christopher Lloyd, he wants to destroy the world, he possessed like 28 people and then called them "Organization XIII" and hoped no one would notice that he couldn't count, but also he's a genius scientist time traveling philosopher who is 13 steps ahead of everyone else. His two greatest archenemies are a teenager he's never met and King Mickey of the House of Mouse.

there's a couple of xehanorts but the ultimate xehanort is bald

He’s a bitch but is literally the only bald guy in a game of cartoons and people with spiky anime hair, and I think that’s funny

Ramuh

Ultmate bad ass wizard man (although does the beard nullify the bald?)

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Wade Wilson/Deadpool

(no reasoning was provided)

Kratos

Consistently shown as bald, even as a child. Also is a god and kicks a ton of ass

My boy

Bald, i have an emotional attachment to him, the new God of War games at least.

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Sigma

Evil Robot DILF. Need I say more?

Hank Schrader

I think it would be funny if he and Walter made it to the finals and he won lmao

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Shiraishi Yoshitake

he's the guy from this image

Exeggcute

It's 100% baldness over here. Just a whole pile of bald Pokemon for the pleasure of your viewership.

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Yoshinobu Gakuganji

he’s an old man w a guitar and an avid hater. he’s serving cunt tbh

Benson

Lost a chinese game show and instantly went bald, and also please

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Mr. X

(no reasoning was provided)

Oren Pierre Alfonzo

He is a fabulous patisserie who joined the friggin French army just to gain French citizenship long enough to study well, and when he returned home and found that the teenagers of his city had turned the Pokémon battles that decided which dance team got what stage into fruity death battles (not as in gay, they’re all fruit themed), he drop kicked one of the kids and stole their transformation device and decided to beat all the kids up. He became a friggin Roman gladiator based on a durian, he was fabulous and deadly, he became distracted by The Butt of one of the initial antagonists, and when the actual story turned into Ragnarok meets Genesis, he said “screw that noise” and took in the baby gay that lost his not-boyfriend and began mentoring him with flying crane kicks and washbins falling from the sky. He is amazing and I love him so much.

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Zim

VERY BALD HEAD. YES.

Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D.

(no reasoning was provided)

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Captain Grime

(no reasoning was provided)

Pinhead

He is bald and he even has a gang other bald bitches who hang out with him