this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
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Fedgewick does not like photos time!
He got very angry at the camera. :(
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I'm a big fan of Elephant Trunk Snakes they look like a seal was turned into a snake as a punishment by a genie
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what
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you would undo God's punishment?
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I rearranged Olaf's cage and he had to check and make sure all of his stuff was present.
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the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit
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keep dreaming honey
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